The sister-in-law used to work as a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and later married an honest person, and the two lived a plain life. But last week, sister-in-law

The sister-in-law used to work as a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and later married an honest person, and the two lived a plain life. But last week, the sister-in-law's husband was in a car accident and did not rescue him, and the sister-in-law was sad. At the funeral, I whispered to her: How much does the insurance pay?

The sister-in-law replied: At that time, I did not approve of it, and I did not let him buy it.

I asked again: Then how much property did he leave for you?

The sister-in-law cried: Two hundred and thirty million.

Two hundred million is: remembrance, reminiscence.

Thirty million: Don't take good care of the children, don't take good care of the elderly, don't remarry.

1. My sister-in-law has a deposit of 300,000 yuan, and I accompany her to Country Garden to see the house. Suddenly a man shouted in the sales hall: "Why do I have 3 villas, 5 Porsches, 5 million deposits, but I can't find a girlfriend?" The sister-in-law immediately ran over and said, "I'm willing to be your girlfriend!" The man was very happy to hear this, and he put his arm around his sister-in-law and left. A month later, the sister-in-law: "Why haven't I seen Maybach yet?" Man: "A month ago it was April Fool's Day. ”

2. The girl cries and makes trouble in the morning and does not want to go to kindergarten. Seven tricks that made me angry, I wanted to beat her. My mom saw it and stopped me. My mother said: Children are like this, you don't want to go to kindergarten when you are a child. Just lie to your kindergarten teacher that he wants to go to the toilet. Then he sat at the entrance of the kindergarten with the spittoon by the door, across the large locked iron door, and shouted every time. I asked: Shout what? My mother said: Uncle and aunt are good to take me away! I......

3． Today, I drove my wife back to my mother's house, and I talked to my husband about divorce at the dinner table. I said, "I heard that the divorce process is more complicated than before, and it is difficult to handle." The old man: "Really?" It's harder to get a divorce later! Then the old man said: "If you really want to leave, then no matter how complicated you are, don't be afraid..." Suddenly, I felt that the back was suddenly cold, and when I looked back, my mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were standing behind us with brushes together, staring at us viciously...

4． The cousin who just moved to the community went to the Hydropower Resources Bureau to pay the electricity bill, the staff is a cute girl, and the cousin uses Alipay to scan the code to pay. I have been peeking at my cousin and saying to my cousin: Let's add an Alipay friend. My cousin knew that his peach blossom luck was coming, and when he was preparing to give it to her, a big aunt next to him said: Don't add it, I also added it before, every day at 6 o'clock to steal the energy of my ant forest! My cousin said: No wonder!

5. The husband went to the bathhouse to take a bath and wore common slippers, and accidentally got beriberi. I was afraid he would infect me, so I looked for a cure for athlete's foot on the Internet. I saw that adding some salt would work when washing my feet, so I poured a basin of hot water and sprinkled some salt into it. My brain twitched and put ginger and star anise, and when I was ready to put peppercorns, I reacted, this is not making pork head meat. It was a pity to see this basin of water poured down, so I put my foot in it. To this day I still remember the frightened look in my husband's eyes when he came in and saw this scene...

6. The programmer's brother-in-law is a straight man of steel, who has not found an object for almost 40 years. Later, his mother-in-law spent 3,000 yuan to sign him up for "Non-sincere Do Not Disturb". After the brother-in-law came on, a female guest asked, "What business are you doing now?" How much money can I have per month? The brother-in-law smiled slightly: "I didn't do business, I worked in the Wanda Group icon, eight thousand per month." The female guest then asked: "Eight thousand salary for a single dog can still live, but after marriage you still have to raise me?" The brother-in-law was stunned for a moment and said, "Who said I was going to raise you?" ”

7. The brother-in-law and his sister got engaged and bought a new house in Tomson Yipin, which was 100,000 yuan. Unexpectedly, the mother-in-law transferred 100,000 yuan to her brother-in-law with Alipay the next day. So the brother-in-law bought a house of 1800,000, and also bought 2 large toy pigs wrapped in bamboo charcoal, and put them on the sofa to absorb formaldehyde. One day, Dad and Mom came to visit the house. The second elder sat on the sofa drinking tea, and his mother suddenly asked: "This new house has formaldehyde, have you put anything to suck it?" Need to buy greenery? The brother-in-law said without hesitation: "Yes, there are two pigs sitting on the sofa helping to take drugs..."

8. After paying a salary for haidilao work, he recharged 4,000 yuan in the game. I was playing in the Internet café when my mother called me. She said something was given to me, and I immediately closed the computer and went back happily. After arriving home, the mother said: The son is back, your father said, you recently looked at the mobile phone, the vision dropped a lot, so send you a new mobile phone, you give your mobile phone to your father. I nodded my head and looked at the old age machine handed to me by my father, and I fell into thought!

9. I work at Ant Financial icon and am a P4 level programmer. My sister-in-law was worried that I would be exposed to computer radiation by sitting in front of the computer all day, so she bought me a pot of green lotus that was easy to raise. But I just put the green lotus in the office for two days and it turned yellow, and I threw it in the corner of the balcony in a fit of anger. Today I opened the balcony for ventilation, and was surprised to find that the pot of green roses is now leafy, and I feel good to punch my face!

10. Last month, a young man moved in next door and he cracked my WIFI password. After cracking the movie, the network of my home is very stuck, and the card is depressed. Today the network was stuck again, and I couldn't bear to turn off the router and lie on the window reading a book. An hour later, I distinctly heard the next door shouting: How can I go to 4G? This is going to go bankrupt! #Funny Scene of the Year # #搞笑一刻 #