1, the female boss is very beautiful, but also especially like others to praise her. She was happy when she said nice things. On this day, due to a cold, the working state has been bad and dizzy. The female boss found out

1, the female boss is very beautiful, but also especially like others to praise her. She was happy when she said nice things. On this day, due to a cold, the working state has been bad and dizzy. When the female boss found out, she scolded me for my work status, and I kept my head down. Such a reaction may have infuriated her, and she changed her calm tone and roared, "Why don't you talk, don't you believe it!" I explained, "No, my girlfriend won't let me talk to beautiful women!"

2, my son said to me in the morning: "Cun, I had a dream, dreamed that you bought me a Barbie doll." I said decisively, "No way, that doll is played by girls!" I'll definitely buy you a gun. Son: "Thank you, I want a submachine gun that can breathe fire!" ”

3, one day, the husband carefully said to his wife: I need money to buy a comb, the comb lost a tooth... The wife listened and was furious: You have money and nowhere to spend, don't you, lose a tooth and buy a new one? The husband replied tremblingly, "The last tooth was dropped..."

4, I went to the market, a pig killer and a tea seller in the market bet. The pig killer said, "The hammer hammer and the egg hammer cannot be broken." The tea seller said, "The hammer is broken!" The pig killer said, "The hammer does not break!" "The tea seller was not convinced, took out an egg, and beat it hard with a hammer, and the egg broke. The tea seller said, "Isn't this broken?" The pig killer said, "The egg is broken, but what I am saying is that the hammer is not broken!" ”

5, when I was a child, my father came back to give us a lot of pocket money happy to be broken, went to the commissary to buy water to drink, I took a bottle of mineral water with my younger brother and sister, went home and twisted open to drink a mouthful of not sweet, I went to tell the shop people, the water is not sweet at all, sure you are buying goods into the fake, the uncle of the shop tasted a bite is indeed not sweet, one person changed a bottle of soda with us, now think about it and want to laugh.

6, in a hotel, a male customer asked for a glass of wine, raised the glass and drank it all, and then drew a 50 yuan note from his wallet and put it on the counter, and then hurriedly walked out. The waiter who sold liquor quickly grabbed the note and stuffed it into his pocket, but when he looked up, he saw that the boss was staring at him... So he quickly stepped forward and explained, "Boss, did you see the man who just went out?" He asked for a glass of wine and gave me a tip of 50 but he hurried out and forgot to pay for the wine! ”

7, and boyfriend to go to a very stylish restaurant, when the wine is full, see the couple at the next table is very affectionate, hugged together and kissed for a long time ~ see this scene, I also sat next to my boyfriend, looking at him with affection, the boyfriend was stunned, and then quietly said: Honey, if you are not full, you will go out to buy fried chicken legs for you, let me eat a full meal, I did not eat breakfast. I......

8, the department meeting, several managers have something to talk about. A female manager may have to talk more, such as saying to a male manager next to him: "Wang Zong, you are short, you say first." Mr. Wang: "I'm still quite long, or you talk about it first." "Why are everyone blushing?"

9, during this time, our company is new, and a very handsome young man has come. This handsome young man immediately attracted the attention of our company girl. On this day, a big mother came up and asked: Does the young man have a girlfriend who is quite handsome? The young man thought that the aunt had introduced: Haven't been single all the time? The aunt said: Then my heart is a little more balanced, and my son has not yet found it.

10, the brother-in-law has been married for two years, it is really unconscious, and the two often quarrel. This time, the two fought again, and they also had to divorce, and a large family went to persuade each other. His wife was crying with tears in her eyes, crying and saying: He said he would not smoke, look at this full of cigarette butts. The brother-in-law also caught fire, and then roared angrily: You play mahjong every day and have a reason, what is wrong with me being in a bad mood and smoking a few cigarettes? The old man lit a cigarette: Xiaoming, don't make your daughter-in-law angry, you see your face is swollen.

11, there is a girlfriend, has not been a boyfriend. She secretly told me she was infertile and didn't want to hurt anyone else. She got drunk with me the day I fell out of love and we stayed one night in a guesthouse. Now, when I look at my son of the full moon, I can't help but say to him, "Your mother is a liar!"

12, the first time at the boyfriend's house to stir-fry their own vegetables, the boyfriend's mother watched. The water for washing vegetables is a little cold, I said that my hands are so cold, my boyfriend's mother immediately took a basin of hot water to warm my hands, and my heart was full of emotions! Thinking that in the future, I must be filial to her old man's home, and my boyfriend's mother came to say: "Are your hands warm?" Warm up and tear this roast chicken apart! "I...

13, moved by the true feelings will have such a performance: I want to pestering you, but also want to give up on you. I want to stop contacting you, but I want to contact you. I want to love you and I don't want to love you. Both want to slowly withdraw from your world, but also afraid of really losing. Because it is too painful to think of you, but I can't forget it.

14, Shandong university graduate sister-in-law went to work in Wanda Group, reported that one day, the brother was bumped by a rich woman who opened a Bentley. The rich woman is very good, three or four times a day to visit in person, but also busy, her son every time he comes to buy a lot of milk and fruit nutrition products. After being discharged from the hospital, the sister-in-law and the rich woman's son had several meetings, and each time they rushed to pay, feeling that the boy was very good, so they established a relationship. After getting married, the sister-in-law learned that the boy had obsessive-compulsive disorder, and it was uncomfortable to have no money on him, and it was even more uncomfortable to have money to spend. The sister-in-law sighed: "Hey, how did I choose such a playboy!"