The wife went to take a shower, and the husband suddenly saw that his wife's mobile phone was lit, and he was curious to look at it. It was the wife and the mother-in-law who were chatting, and the wife said to the mother-in-law, "Today I work well during the day."

The wife went to take a shower, and the husband suddenly saw that his wife's mobile phone was lit, and he was curious to look at it. It was the wife and the mother-in-law who were chatting, and the wife said to the mother-in-law: "Today I was depressed during the day, I had a quarrel with my colleagues, and I wanted to get angry with my husband and beat him up a few times." The mother-in-law said, "Don't make a fuss for no reason." "The husband is very happy, think about it or the mother-in-law hurts the son-in-law, the heart is beautiful." Just thinking, his mobile phone also has a text message came in, he looked, it turned out to be sent by the mother-in-law, she wrote: "Today your wife is not in a good mood, you turn over her old account, let her get angry and beat you a few times out of anger ..."

2, the abbot purchased a product online. Customer service: Pro, the products you purchased are shipped by air, tomorrow can arrive, will not delay your use! Abbot: No, it must be transported by land! Customer service: Pro, our air freight is also free shipping! Abbot: That's not okay either! Customer Service: Pro, can you tell us the reason why you refused to air freight? Abbot: I never flew when I was so old, so why let it sit?

3, on the bus saw a cute little Lolita, little Lori with a childish little hand, patted my shoulder. Her sister didn't notice, and I sneaked up on the cute him, making a gem face and sticking out my tongue. Little Lori couldn't help but laugh, and just as I was smiling, a guy's hand reached into Lori's mother's backpack. Pulled out from the inside, pulled out, pulled out a roll of paper, what a situation! I looked back at the guy, and he was facing me, his face not changing color. Then he picked up the paper and wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth for little Lori. For a moment, I felt that my heart was complex, surprised, and broken.

4, I am 25 years old, in our rural areas is already considered to be older unmarried. My mother was very anxious and kept urging me to find someone. I didn't care to say, "Didn't my sister-in-law meet my brother in her 30s?" It's a big deal that I've been a leftover girl for a few years like her. The old mother was furious: "Can you compare with your sister-in-law?" She is a doctoral student, a company executive, with an annual salary of one million, that is called a leftover woman, and you are at most a female bachelor! ”

5, the cousin is a housewife, staying at home all day and doing nothing, not working or looking for a boyfriend. Yesterday my aunt introduced her to one, my cousin went to see her, and when she came home, her face was blue!! It turned out that two people went to dinner after shopping, and the man watched the menu for half a day and ordered a shredded potato. The cousin tentatively asked: Is this one dish enough for us to eat? The man hesitated for a long time, and then with a look of pain on his face, he ordered a plate of shredded potatoes!!

6. At ten o'clock one night, Wang Fugui was waiting for Didi on the side of the road with a female colleague. Seeing a small stall selling fried skewers next to it, the two of them bought a little while eating and waiting. The fried skewers were very spicy, making Wang Fugui's sweat and tears mixed together. At this time, the car he called came, and he said goodbye to his female colleague and got into the car. At an intersection, the driver suddenly slammed the steering wheel and turned around! Then I heard him say, "Brother, go back, I was as sharp as you when I was young, and I lost a lot."

7, I work at Wanda Group, because of the father complex, I married a 60-year-old male supervisor. Now we have been married for 5 years, we have never conceived a child, and we have no choice but to go to a welfare home to adopt a daughter. The day after I got back, my daughter fell ill, and my husband and I immediately took her to the hospital. After the doctor checked, he said: "Needles, needles are good fast." The daughter cried as soon as she heard it, looking at the patient number in the back line, and the husband forcibly held down the male doctor who was more than thirty years old and quickly pricked the needle. Then, the daughter looked back at her mother and the male doctor, cried and said: "Hmm, you men don't have a good thing."

8, the father-in-law's crush on the nanny aunt at home was discovered by me, and I encouraged him to confess. On this day, the nanny aunt was going home from work, the father-in-law was waiting for her outside the door, seeing her so nervous, thinking of good words all forgotten, did not know what to say, had to say a word: "I will send you back." The nanny aunt said, "No, I'll wait for my boyfriend." The father-in-law was confused, and then came a cruel sentence: "Then I will send you two back." ”

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