Before talking about an object, because I love to play games, often snubbed her, she resolutely proposed to break up after many unsuccessful negotiations with me, and I always regretted it whenever I thought about it.

Before talking about an object, because I love to play games, often snubbed her, she resolutely proposed to break up with me many times without success, whenever I think of this I always regret it, so I would like to advise everyone, do not easily find an object, it really affects the mood of playing the game

2, one of the four major deserts in China, the "Maowusu Desert", after several generations of efforts of more than 60 years, has soon disappeared from the territory of Shaanxi, where the trees planted are arranged at a distance of 1 meter, which can circle the earth's equator 54 times.

3, as a big boss of a listed company, I was actually beaten by female employees. She wanted an 8888 dress, but I didn't like the color, it was green, so I didn't buy it. She had to say it was Hulk, I said who is Hulk, you are so infatuated with him? You called him out to me, and I practiced with him. She said, "Boss, you eat me first..." She said, punching me when I was defenseless, and then I cried in pain. She said contemptuously, "You see you can't even beat me, and you still want to beat up the Hulk?" "Oops, I was looked down upon, today I will sign up for a martial arts class, I don't believe I can't do Hulk?"

4, you have to remember that your youth is not used to be confused, time should not always be lonely, the world will not become better because you travel, even if you do not give up you are rapidly aging day by day. So, please don't indulge in love and sorrow for yourself, and don't fall into your wet long adolescence. ... And you need to care about and think about the wider world, constantly molting painfully and then growing.

5, my parents always said to me lovingly, "If it weren't for you, I would have left him/her." "So I've always had a deep sense of guilt about my parents. Yes, because of me, all because of me. That's why they're unhappy. I caused it all. After that I had children. I would never say that to him. forever.

6, once drunk, my girlfriend and I played a real difficult word adventure, we bet not to contact each other, to see who can hold back. Five years have passed, I haven't made a phone call, and my contact information has been deleted. I felt that I had the advantage, and today she finally couldn't resist calling me first. Ask me if I can go to her wedding when she's married....

7, Dad looked at the photo of me and my mother and asked: Why does your mother look like an urban beauty, but you look like a farmer? I didn't say angrily: The picture made my mother give P over. Dad nodded: "So your mother only P herself, didn't give you P." "Nope! The shovel in my hand was pedded up by her...

8, the old man drove the newly bought Haval H6 to take the mother-in-law to the mountains to play. There is a sign written on the door: Strawberries are 20 yuan per kilogram. The old man asked the boss: Can I pick the strawberries myself? The boss said: Yes, 25 yuan per pound. The old man is very confused: we picked it ourselves and helped you save labor, how can it be expensive? The boss pointed to the mother-in-law and said: Big brother, this strawberry picking is like a blind date, picking it yourself is like free love, which one you like to pick, your wife is your own pick of the best product! The mother-in-law laughed when she heard this, and pulled the old man to the garden, saying while walking: Today, even if it is 250 yuan a pound, I will pick it!

9, female colleagues asked me: "You said that I was widowed three times, do you say that I am destined to be a rikoff?" I casually said, "Possibly!" Then the female colleague said: So what should I do? I said, "Let your husband wear Nike clothes in the future... ”

10, when I was practicing the warehouse, I saw that a car in front of me blocked the warehouse position, so I stuck my head out and shouted at the car: "Hey, that one, trouble moving the car..." The coach said coldly next to me: "After you buy a car, I will tell them, I don't want the horn, can I be cheaper..."

1 sister-in-law took her boyfriend home to meet her parents, and her mother-in-law asked him: 1 million and my girlfriend, choose one! The guy looked at the 200-pound sister-in-law and said decisively: 1 million! The mother-in-law nodded: Yes, give you 5 days to call the money. Guy: Didn't you give it to me? Mother-in-law: My daughter-in-law is 200 pounds! You have to take 1 million as collateral, and you will not refund the money when you break up. Guy: ...

12, working at Foxconn, there are many meals to choose from in the restaurant. Once I ate a small dumpling, I didn't expect the card machine to fail, and I was 500 yuan! The girl who sold the bun said apologetically: You often come later until you run out of extra money. So I ate buns every day, ate them for two months, and I almost threw up. At lunch today, I heard the two aunts behind me quietly discussing: it is him, the children have it, and the little girl who goes to sell buns every day, eats the buns and does not give money!

13, my roommate wants to pursue a girl in the same class, but he is worried about the failure of the confession, and asks for help from the brothers in the same room one day. A buddy suggested to him, "Aren't you a good musicologist?" You can play a song for her to show your heart, which is also romantic and can improve the success rate" The roommate felt that it was reasonable, so he did it. As a result, I came back with an instrument this afternoon and yelled at the buddies in the same dormitory: "Didn't you tell me that as long as you play the instrument in front of the girls, play cool, the chance of success of the confession is very large, how did I fail?" The buddy said quietly, "I said that, but I didn't let you sit on the side of the road with your sunglasses and pull erhu!" ”

14, girlfriend is a flight attendant, good looks and good figure, recently pursued by a man. The two brothers had dinner once, and his girlfriend asked him, "Do you have a car?" The boy said, "Double force." The girlfriend asked doubtfully, "Why haven't I heard of this brand before?" The boy smiled: "So, Shuangli is a limited car under Bentley, as for the price, even Principal Wang has to consider it." ”