1. A year ago, I was still a school flower sought after by thousands of people in the School of Foreign Languages, and now I have degenerated into the dry daughter of a 60-year-old rich man. I saved up the hundred thousand yuan that my father gave me every month, and now I have saved it

1. A year ago, I was still a school flower sought after by thousands of people in the School of Foreign Languages, and now I have degenerated into the dry daughter of a 60-year-old rich man. I saved up the 100,000 yuan that my father gave me every month, and now I have saved 6.8 million, and then Bought a house in Tomson Yipin. Yesterday, an old man next door came knocking on the door. Old Man: "Do you have dirty clothes to wash at home?" I said, "Yes, what's wrong?" The old man: "Give it to me." I said, "No, how nice to let you wash." The old man: "It's not me washing, today is not a love day, there are a lot of people, I really don't have dirty clothes to wash."

2) Yesterday, my brother came to my house in frustration. My brother asked me, "How much does a Mercedes cost?" I said, "Hundreds of thousands!" The younger brother continued to ask, "How much does a Ferrari cost?" I said, "More than a million!" The younger brother continued to ask, "What about lamborghini?" I said, "What are you doing with this question that you squeeze the bus and subway every day?" The younger brother said, "I went to see my girlfriend's rich parents yesterday, and his father said to give me a gift as a meeting gift." The budget is fifty million, which I think is too expensive, and I just want to ask if you have any cheap ones. ”

3, a colleague, like the food stall boss's girlfriend, in order to meet, every night will call a group of buddies to eat barbecue, the order is called a more than one ah, the result of him two months to owe the boss more than 50,000, but the kung fu does not pay off, the boss's girlfriend was successfully chased, and then this colleague did not dare to touch the barbecue for 2 years.

4, often see a setting in the movie, that is, the cloth-phobic elements detonate the egg by dialing the phone on the fried egg. But haven't they thought about what to do if someone dials this number by mistake? What if the sales of a room with a sea view come in, it is not impossible.

5, the original digital currency is only for trading use, but now the digital currency has not been like before, slowly become a digital treasure, the price is also rising all the way, last year's New Year's Eve reached 20,000 US dollars. Now it's hovering around eight thousand dollars! Black digital currencies are because there are many people who do illegal transactions in the name of digital currencies. Speaking of a day in the currency circle, a year outside! Whatever you do has a negative impact.

6, recently at night every day to play mobile phones, feel the loss of vision severely, painfully determined, must play the mobile phone at night to change the problem, so at night put the mobile phone in the brother's room, and instructed the younger brother must not give me the mobile phone, in order to prevent me from stealing the mobile phone, he also locked the door back. Then I knocked on the door in the middle of the night and got into a fight with my brother

7, I have selected the Halloween funny copy for you, take away the cute ghosts that do not write girls are left by the gods in the human world. Today is the day when the true color is starred: poor ghost. As long as there is a ghost in the heart, every day is Halloween. The moon doesn't sleep, I don't sleep, I'm going to be a nocturnal

。 8, today I drove a Porsche to the side of the road to smoke. At this time, an uncle wearing a slippers vest stopped next to him and rested on the side of the road. He said to me, "Boy, your car is good, you have hundreds of thousands, right?" Me: "Uncle, you want to be beautiful, this Porsche 2 million ah!" Uncle Da was surprised and extinguished his cigarette butt and said, "I go, so expensive, I am about to catch up with the rent I collect for a month." Uncle Dashing left, leaving me stunned.

9, my ideal my ideal is to grow up to be a boss, mainly to make tofu. Tofu is the safest, do hard is dried tofu, thin is tofu brain, thin is tofu skin, do not have is soy milk, in case you can't sell out the long hair, you can also sell as stinky tofu. I think making tofu is a foolproof way to get rich!

10. It is said that once Rulai and the Jade Emperor competed with each other more powerfully. Jade Emperor: "I am the Lord of the Three Realms who controls the Heavenly Dao." Rulai: "Your daughter (Weaver Girl) was slept with mortals." The Jade Emperor: "I have experienced more than ten thousand disasters." Rulai: "Your niece (the Three Virgins) was slept with mortals. The Jade Emperor: "I..." Rulai: "Your sister (Yao Ji) has been slept by mortals." ”

11, Grandpa retired and enrolled in the university of the elderly. The grandson, who was in the first grade, asked curiously: Grandpa, are you still reading? Grandpa said: Is there anything wrong with my reading? The grandson said: Good is good, that is, in case your school notifies the parent-teacher conference, what should you do?

12. The rich man and his wife went out to visit the mountains, only to be trapped in the temple halfway up the mountain by heavy rain, but thanks to the abbot's kindness, they were accommodated. Knowing that his wife does not use her brain to speak, the rich man reminds his wife: "You must not say anything like bald, comb or anything like a bald man in the abbot's premise!" His wife nodded and said, "You can rest assured! Then he said to the abbot, "Master Abbot, you see we are all wet, do you have a hair dryer here?" ”

13, some time ago, I took my girlfriend to visit my bedroom, she looked at the belt hanging outside the closet, and said with a look of disgust: You can't hang the belt inside? I made a clever move to clear my laziness: in case a thief comes, I still have a weapon. The girlfriend of the second goods said without thinking: Are you afraid that people will have nothing to beat you?

14. After dinner, my mother put a rolling pin on my back and prepared to go downstairs, and I quickly asked: "Mom! You just do a square dance, why do you still get a rolling pin? The old mother said calmly: "Downstairs dancing and separating, in case of moving hands, I hide a weapon on my back for emergency." ”