Not long after arriving in a city, taking a taxi today, the driver master said: Yatou, it is not local, right? Me: Well, I've only been working here for a short time. The driver master said again: "Yatou, I am alone."

Not long after arriving in a city, taking a taxi today, the driver master said: Yatou, it is not local, right? Me: Well, I've only been working here for a short time. The driver master also said: Yatou, I have to be careful about something when I am out alone, I suddenly like the title of yatou, it is better than someone calling me 'this dead woman'!

2, Bin Bin: Thanks to the progress of society, thanks to the development of science and technology, without today's high technology, I am afraid that I can only hide in the poor countryside as a rogue with a mouth. Thanks to the development of science and technology, otherwise with my high Chinese, when will I be able to get rich! Zaizai: Then you must have paid a lot for this, what do you do? Bin Bin: Telecom fraudster! Boy: Sleepy Hollow, you must not die!

3, after eating with the old man walking around, the roadside saw a tall sexy beauty walking by, I have been desperately turning my head to stare, the side of the old man's very angry voice: a little man, like her to go to her to ask for a phone, bag! As soon as I listened, I went to the beautiful woman's phone and ran back happily, looking up at the old man: Dad, call you... ；

4, today a boy said to me: "In fact, I knew you a year ago, and I wanted to ask you for a WeChat, but I didn't dare to open my mouth." I looked at him in shock and said painfully, "Why are you looking for me to ask for WeChat?" You can sign up for one yourself. ”

5, me: "Boss, do you have anything in your department store and supermarket?" Boss: "Basically, see what you want." Me: "I want to buy a boyfriend." The boss silently turned around and began to rummage through the goods I wanted. Curious, I asked, "Boss, what are you looking for when you rummages through the boxes and cabinets?" Don't you really have a boyfriend to sell? Boss: "I'm packing my things!" I'll go with you! ”

6, and our office Director Wang lives in the same building, he lives on the 8th floor, I live on the 7th floor. Once I made a good cigarette and a bottle of good wine and prepared to go up to visit him. The person who opened the door was exactly the director: "Director, are you going out?" The phone dropped off in the car, and I went down to get it. Go in and let your sister-in-law entertain you first and wait for me for a few minutes. Two minutes later, I got up and went back, and then I met the director: "This is gone, don't you sit more?" I sweated profusely and said, "Don't sit down, my sister-in-law has already entertained me." ”

7, female: I ran away from home when I was 17 years old, and it was you who was by my side. When I was alone, it was you who were by my side. Now that I'm out of love, you're still by my side. I find out now... M: Is this the rhythm of confessing to me?! F: I find out now... You TM is not a broom star!

8, colleagues riding motorcycle home, and another motorcycle from the opposite side came to a close contact, both fell to the ground, colleagues climbed up to support the car is preparing to go, saw the other party is still lying on the ground, thought: This is to blackmail me, decisively threw the car on the ground, ten minutes later, the two people are hot with the grandson, the other party can't help but open his mouth first: "Nothing, nothing to hurry up, the day is too hot!" ”

9, Halloween, I heard that a girl nearby makeup is very strong, many people look for him to make Halloween ghost makeup, I also went to find her, in front of me there are many people, the girls one by one to guide "you have to make a little whiter here", "your expression should be a little more vicious", finally it was my turn, the sister held my face for a long time, said: "You... Just keep it natural! ”

10, the nightclub, actually met the father-in-law. My father-in-law scolded me angrily: You bastard, are you worthy of my daughter! I said calmly: Today you are a guest. Father-in-law was stunned: What nonsense are you talking about! Me: If we want your daughter to know about this, the most we can do is beat me up. But to let your mother-in-law know that you still have this ability, you must squeeze you dry. The father-in-law sighed: Good son-in-law, I asked me to please, I can't please.

1 A student of the Agricultural University went home to visit his relatives, passing by an orchard, and saw a fruit farmer cutting a fruit tree, and he wanted to show his knowledge, so he went up to the fruit farmer and said, "Uncle, cut like you, this tree can bear ten apples, I am very surprised!" The old man looked up at him and said, "Not only are you surprised, but even I am surprised, this is a peach tree!" ”

12, not long ago my roommate lost weight successfully, and also practiced vest line. So I looked at her vest line, and I thought of my boyfriend saying to me: "Girls with vest lines, I am most moved." "So I thought that if I practiced well, maybe my boyfriend would be obedient to me!" I'll work out with my roommate every day, but it's been about two months! I can't see anything in my vest line, but I have become muscular?

13, it is really humiliating to say, the husband's mother actually found out that she was pregnant last month, and it was twins, the husband also had an older brother, our whole family advised the mother-in-law not to give birth, and the mother-in-law insisted on giving birth, the father-in-law said not to listen, every day there was a big fuss, this family is about to disperse the mother-in-law also does not care at all, and now my husband is also ghostly agreed, I still can't accept the mother-in-law's decision to have another child, they are two old, and then it will definitely drag me and my husband, if they all agree, Then I decided to get a divorce. Isn't that excessive?

14, 8 o'clock in the evening to leave work, I don't want to cook when I go home, I ordered two bowls of large noodles downstairs in the community, not to mention how delicious it is. Just after eating the second bowl, a strong man came to eat. The cashier asked the strong man for a large bowl and a small bowl, and the strong man asked, "How big is the big bowl?" The cashier pointed in my direction: "That little beauty is eating a big bowl." The strong man hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I can't finish eating it when it's too big!" ”