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Friends, in the future, when you see someone begging with a child on the street, don't rush to give money, first use your mobile phone to take a picture, and then send the detailed address to the "Baby Home Network" or send a farewell

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Friends, in the future, you see on the street with children begging, don't rush to give money, first use your mobile phone to take a picture, and then send the detailed address to the ''Baby Home Network'' or send another website to find lost children, one of your actions may fulfill the dream of a broken family! The one who agrees is the top one.

2, there is such a thing, you love, you insist, your life has a head, life is compact because of this. When fun fills the corners of your life, you don't have time to be alone. So, if you can, you might as well look for one thing, enrich your life, and give yourself back.

3. When I was studying at Harbin Engineering University, I found a boyfriend. That time he said his mother had cancer, borrowed $100,000 from me, and then disappeared. I was very upset, looking around, and finally I asked my girlfriend where he might go? My girlfriend advised me: Forget it, give up, this kind of man is not worth cherishing. Helplessly, I asked my innocent nephew: Guess where my boyfriend went? My nephew's answer made me very satisfied: he should be gone.

4, I have a buddy, people are not bad, is stupid. No, I haven't found a girlfriend to this day. Today we both passed by the binary sky bridge, and saw a girl crying there, the old sad, we both thought about it and comforted it, my brother said in an unusually gentle voice: Girl, "You are crying so sad!" Is the whole family dead?

5. When the hometown has eaten Chinese New Year's Eve meals, there is a custom of setting off fireworks and firecrackers. Because this year our town began to completely ban the release, many elderly people secretly released. As a result, the village department can no longer stand, and the most important thing is that the patrol has also been beaten. It's too many people who fight when it's dark and don't know!

6, I heard that the brother-in-law was drunk outside with his friends some time ago, and went home to beat up his wife. In fact, I think he is mostly pretending......... Last night, the brother-in-law came to my house again to rub rice, and after three rounds of drinking, this goods shouted at me: Brother-in-law, I look down on you as a person, do you dare to beat your wife??? Men can't be afraid of their wives, men who are afraid of their wives don't show up......... I looked at his wife and took a slow sip of wine: Your sister is my second wife, what about you??? Do you dare to find a second wife??? What a harmful wine......... My brother-in-law and I slept in the car that day!!!

7, the colleague's wife just got the driver's license, she was excited to buy a car, the target Cayenne. How willing a colleague to buy a Cayenne to train her wife, to say that miracles always happen. Through the patient guidance of colleagues and the good inducement, his wife happily bought a second-hand QQ car. Colleagues in the company are doing sales, and every year is rated as a sales elite.

8, before the meeting, the boss will prompt us to mute the mobile phone, he himself never turned off. So, I directly asked the administrative department to register the boss's name to deal with and post it. The manager refused to sign, and I followed the temptation: there is no better way than to make rules with the boss, and the boss does not mind this little money, and I think he deliberately left a loophole to test us. Sure enough, my persuasion worked, and he decisively signed my name on the applicant.

9, I entered the electronics factory after graduation, fell in love with a Sichuan girl, when I prepared a week to confess to her. She shook her head and said, "My mother said that I am not allowed to marry far away." I followed the temptation: There are so many cross-border marriages now, do you still care about inter-provincial? Besides, if you marry in the local area, you will definitely marry well? It is better to pursue your true love. After listening to the Sichuan girl, she felt that it was very reasonable, so she accepted... A handsome guy from the northeast in the same workshop, they are together.

10, when I was in junior high school, I was often bullied by a group of small, even if I want pocket money, if I don't give it, I will beat me, but it hurts! That day, my veteran brother learned about this, taught this group of assholes a harsh lesson, and released harsh words: If my brother has one less hair, I will not spare you next time, roll. A bunch of thankEd Dade and run away with their tails between their legs! So the next day after school, I went to get a bald head

1 The rich man and his wife married and had two sons, and the younger son owned a variety of toys. He gradually got tired of playing, crying for new toys. So the rich man made a slingshot for his young son and trained his skills assiduously. One night in the dark, the rich man took his young son to the bedroom. He pointed to a flashing red dot in the distance and whispered, "That's the incense I ordered, see how you are!" The younger son took the stone, ripped open the leather band and aimed, and with a sigh, the red dot exploded and disappeared! After a while, the eldest son went home with a sausage mouth and said to the rich man, "I stole a cigarette and was stoned..."

12. When I passed the door of the next class, a book flew out of the classroom and almost hit me, so I picked it up and threw it back. I only heard a burst of laughter in the classroom, and it turned out that their class teacher was training the scumbag who loved to sleep, saying: "If you can get into college, unless this book can fly back by itself!" "Teacher, I really didn't mean to help the scumbag brother!"

13, many times, because there is no money, life will often fall into a sigh. Chai rice oil salt sauce vinegar tea, life, which place does not spend money. After the birth of the child, the milk powder money, the cost of going to school, the cost of attending training classes, the cost of tutoring classes, which does not cost money? As a parent, for their children, they all want to give him the best things, but sometimes they are full of inferiority because of their shyness.

14, Dad: Son, why do you see you so sad today? Son: Today the class teacher looked up the relationship, found my girlfriend... Dad: I was trained, no wonder! Son: If only I had been trained, the point is that the boy TM called away by the class teacher is not my !!! Father...

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