1. The eldest sister-in-law is divorced and lives in my house temporarily. It happened that my wife was on a business trip, and I was at home with my eldest sister-in-law at night... I sat bored together... We said unanimously:"

1. The eldest sister-in-law is divorced and lives in my house temporarily. It happened that my wife was on a business trip, and I was at home with my eldest sister-in-law at night... I sat bored together... We all said, "Let's do something!" After saying that, he looked at each other awkwardly... The eldest sister-in-law pondered for a moment to alleviate the embarrassment and quickly added: "Brother-in-law, didn't you video with your sister today?" If you don't want to play a video of your sister, I miss her too..." I quickly responded: "Yes, yes, I miss her too"... So I called my daughter-in-law... Dialing out the video was rejected, and then received a WeChat message: Your wife is asleep... My eldest sister-in-law and I said in unison: "How can I send WeChat when I am asleep..." The witty sister-in-law said: "Brother-in-law, I will try one"... This time, the wife's WeChat replied to the sister-in-law: "Your sister is asleep..." I quickly called the phone and came to a very fierce man's voice on the other end of the phone: "You are sick!" Tell you that your daughter-in-law is asleep, and you still call over, don't you know that it hurts your daughter-in-law? The next day, the daughter-in-law called and explained: "The company does not give money, so Lao Wang and I have booked a room, in fact, this is also good... Take care of each other! ..."This...

2. I have been working in the company for 7 years, and I can say that I am the most senior employee. Last month, our boss died in a car accident when he went on a business trip to a foreign country, and the hostess was sad for a few days, and then decided to run the company well and not let the company go out of business! This afternoon after work, the hostess said to me: "Xiao Zhang, you have been in the company for the longest time, I would like to ask you to go to my house to help me change a light bulb, okay?" I immediately agreed, and after arriving at her house, I divided it by two and replaced it with a new one." After the change, the lady boss said: "Oh, I really don't know how to thank you, or I will invite you to dinner!" I said, "No thanks, I still have something to do, let's do it another day!" ”

3. I just went to buy a bowl of rice, and then the boss asked me: "Pack or take it?" I was stunned, and the boss asked again: "Pack or take away?" I don't know how to answer, the boss is angry: "Do you pack or take it?" Lao Tzu's temper also came up and said, "Lao Tzu can't eat here." ”

4, I fell in love with the president's female secretary, and within a few days I was discovered by the president. The president, who was furious, fired me outright. I didn't have a place to go, so I bought a train ticket to go back to my hometown. On the train, I wanted to eat instant noodles, and I threw it with a spice bag, and one accidentally flew out. I fixed my eyes on it, and a girl with a head full of spices turned around and said leisurely: Big brother, are you trying to soak me? I smiled awkwardly and said, "I'm so sorry, I threw the wrong trash can."

5. My husband picked up my son and came home from school, and when he opened the door, he saw me sitting on the couch and crying. Hurry up and care: what's wrong with the wife, this is... I quickly covered my stomach and said pitifully: My stomach hurts, it hurts... The husband looked distressed, and the son scornfully said: Dad, don't be deceived, the place where my mother's hand covers is not the stomach at all, maybe I don't want to cook at night...?

6, buddy called me out for a drink, he brought his wife, his wife and we are in the same class, class flower level. During the dinner, his wife went to the bathroom, and I asked him a question that I had been thinking about for a long time: "How did you catch her in the first place?" He glanced at me obliquely and said lightly: "In high school, as long as anyone was intimate with her, I took the initiative to tell the teacher that they were in love, and no one dared to approach her since then, and then she has been with me until now." I: "... But I didn't expect that!"

7. Recently, in order to put on face, millionaires bought a second-hand Maybach, because of the long-term disrepair, the brakes were broken. Early in the morning, the rich man sent the car to the 4S shop for repairs, and the manager promised to fix it within an hour. However, from morning to noon, the brakes were still not fixed, and the rich owner of the car was furious, saying that he would compensate him for the time loss fee, otherwise he would have to resort to the law. At this time, the manager was sweating profusely, urging the repairman, the repairman was also very anxious, he was suddenly in a hurry: Yes, it doesn't matter if there is no brake, I will increase the sound of the horn on the line!

8, I have known my girlfriend for three or four years, I have planned to get engaged, the two of us usually like to chat at home. One day my girlfriend asked me: She fell into the water at the same time as my mother, who would I save first? I asked her: If I pursue him at the same time as Fu Er Dai, who will she choose? As a result, my girlfriend did not hesitate to choose me, which is also the common sentiment of people, after all, the rich second generation will pursue her, which can only be something that appears in a dream.

9. I am a girl from the countryside, and I have been admitted to the university in the city with my own efforts. Once I wore a pair of canvas shoes, which I thought I was the best looking, the most dirty pair. A male classmate in our class also wore a pair similar to mine. Then another girl coaxed: Are you two shoes the same? Couples? What was more chilling was the boy's answer: I am Converse's her that? I don't know where to buy the stalls. At that time, I really didn't understand what kind of psychology they were when they said these words, even if my shoes were really unbranded stalls.

10. Drive my Ferrari to work and wait at the intersection for a red light. As a result, I accidentally slipped away and rubbed a Maserati in the back. The other female driver, when she spent money to buy lessons, lost more than 10,000, and the mobile phone turned. After a while, the other party called, and I thought I had repented and wanted to add money. The other party said: Brother, do you want to rub it twice? I want to change my bag!?

11. The brothers shook before and made contact with a daughter-in-law of Inner Mongolia. Gentle and lovely, buddy is mean, always bullying and teasing her. The buddies either twisted her hands and kicked her, or they fell down and couldn't move. In the past two days, his daughter-in-law suddenly wanted to go home. The reason is actually: the old family in Inner Mongolia wants to compete to kill wolves with bare hands! The women's team has no main force, she wants to go back to the competition, and turned over her past wolf killing photos to reassure the buddies. Dude these days walking are a bit of a squirm...

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