1, there is a young woman in the unit, has not been married, one night she called me, said that the sewer pipe in the bathroom at home is blocked, asked me if I can go to help her dredge it. I didn't say a word

1, there is a young woman in the unit, has not been married, one night she called me, said that the sewer pipe in the bathroom at home is blocked, asked me if I can go to help her dredge it. I didn't say a word, took all the tools, took eighty dollars to take a taxi to her house, and then took only five minutes to help her dredge the sewer pipes. She said very happily, I just asked a person on the Internet to dredge the sewer pipe, he actually said to charge me fifty yuan, you see you five minutes to get it done, do not spend a penny, it is very good! I smiled and said that if there is anything going on at home in the future, just look for me. She said gratefully, ok thank you, you see it's not too early now, you hurry home and rest! I nodded, took my tools, and spent another eighty dollars on a rental home.

2, this day Fang Zhan went down the mountain to purchase materials, catch up with the supermarket discount, there are many people in line. After waiting for more than an hour, it was finally the turn of the square battle, and the cashier brushed for half a day but a bag of flour could not be painted. Then he said, "I can't brush it, you can buy it next time." Fang Zhan was anxious at that time: "No, I am in line for half a day, you brush it a few more times." Then the cashier asked Where Fang Was taking the flour, and she went to check the price. After a while she came back and said, "We don't have this flour in the supermarket, you brought the flour from our bakery." ”

3. Preparing to sleep at night, a female colleague suddenly sent a message: Have you slept? I quickly replied: No. Female colleague: I want to take off the list. Me: If you want to, hurry up and act, who do you like? The female colleague sent a shy expression and replied to me: The person I like is chatting with me. I hurried back: Then you have a good chat with people, and I won't bother you.

4. My husband works in other places, pays a salary every month, and transfers it to me at the first time. Yesterday my husband just called me the money, and I went to the beauty shop. The master sister asked me: Big sister, I guess you have twenty-seven eight, right? Me: Oh, I'm in my 30s this year, do I look younger? Technician Sister: Yes, the childishness of the clothes looks young!

5. The chairman's son is a stupid boy, and now he has just graduated from college to inherit the chairman's company. A month after working at the company, he chased after a female colleague of mine. My colleague was forced by him to take me straight to the top of the cylinder and tell him that I was her boyfriend. As a result, I was fired on the same day, and I was paid an extra year on the card. In addition to the joy in my heart, I also feel ashamed of it! Alas, I really wanted to tell him the truth: "Brother, actually, that girl is not my girlfriend, she is your father's!"

6. I spent 20,000 yuan on the bride price and married a widow in the village. After getting married, she gave birth to a big fat boy for me, and the family of three was happy. At the end of my meal yesterday, I chatted with my son in the 4th grade of elementary school. I asked: Son, I heard that you have a new lesbian table? The son nodded: Yes. I asked: Then what kind of son in your relationship with her said: I think it's a little early to fall in love now, wait until I go to junior high school.

7, the hostess is a woman in her fifties, a little earlier than a year ago. Smoking was not allowed inside the company, but the hostess found a cigarette butt. The hostess was furious and came to the office to ask, but she didn't admit it. Then the lady boss bent down and asked me, "Who did it??" "I knew who it was, but I didn't want to betray my colleagues, so I said I didn't know. She tapped me on the shoulder and said to everyone, "I know who smokes, come to my office." The colleague looked at me sadly, and then followed her to the !!?4. In order to make the sister-in-law stand out, the old man took the 2 million yuan of the demolition compensation of his hometown to send her to the city's key high school to study. But the sister-in-law did not panic at all, and only began to work hard to review in the third year of high school. The old man was still very happy, and felt that the little sister-in-law would definitely not live up to his intentions this time. After the end of the college entrance examination, the old man asked him: Girlfriend, how do you feel? The sister-in-law sighed and said: Dad, what do you think my grades will look like I will do when my daughter-in-law makes up for the heavens?

8, my girlfriend often gets angry without warning, and once even gave me a slap. I wasn't angry and reached out and wiped her hair, then pressed her head to my chest. She kept crying and kept punching me with her little punches, which didn't hurt at all. I gently kissed her hair, then pushed her away and scolded: You haven't washed your hair in months?

9. I fell in love with the beautiful colleague of the new unit at first sight, but I did my best to chase her and still made no progress. Last night, I saw her circle of friends say: It's the most painful time of the month again! Then I quickly looked up various remedies for the treatment of dysmenorrhea on the Internet, and bought brown sugar ginger tea to send to her office. A few days later, she was with another male colleague who was pursuing her. I thought she needed a red envelope, and the male colleague helped her pay her back the flowers!?

10. Studying for a doctorate in a key university, I usually don't have time to find a girlfriend. That time, a roommate introduced me to a girl from aviation college, a future flight attendant. After meeting, I felt very good, so I invited her to dinner, and we had a very happy conversation at dinner. When I paid the bill after eating well, I suddenly realized that things were not good, and I forgot to bring money when I came out too anxious!! In desperation, I had to harden my scalp and say to the girl: "Sister, I apologize too much, I..." The girl smiled and said, "It doesn't matter, in fact, to tell the truth, I didn't like you!" "After saying that, the girl turned around and left!"

11. On this day, my son's teacher suddenly called me. The teacher said: Your son is wetting his pants at school! Then, I quickly took a pair of pants to the kindergarten. The moment I entered the classroom, I was at a loss, a bunch of small turnip heads wearing the same school uniform Who is my son? I looked at the children: this is not, that is not... Completely blindfolded, I couldn't help but shout: Son, come out! A pair of small hands next to me gently pulled the corner of my clothes: Mom, you don't know me anymore? I've been here for a long time!

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