Grandma drops, survived the winter, will it freeze to death in the spring? It is said that the spring wind is like a mother's hand, gently touching our faces, but today's wind is like a stepmother's hand, a left slap

Grandma drops, survived the winter, will it freeze to death in the spring? It is said that the spring wind is like the mother's hand, gently touching our faces, but today's wind, like the hand of the stepmother, the left slap, the right slap, the person to the death, winter you can't go, spring you can't come, what about the two of you? Still in love, hot and cold all day, you two hurry to determine the relationship, give a happy word, what to wear tomorrow...

2, yesterday I and the male god finally held hands for the first time, we stood face to face, he held my two hands with two hands, the scene was very romantic. Suddenly I noticed that his right hand was slippery. You wouldn't just rub moisturizer on your right hand, would you? I asked him jokingly, and after asking him to stay there awkwardly, I seemed to understand something.

3, in the afternoon, take my brother and niece to the supermarket, on the way back they always make eye contact. I was wondering, and my brother said, "Sister, you go in the middle." Before I could react, I was held by them one by one left and one right, and then they both read together: "Left Green Dragon, Right White Tiger, one two hundred and five in the middle!" "Oh shit, that look of someone else on the road, I want to kill these two little kings and eight lambs!" (Source: Network) Comment: Hold the grass, this young man.

4, there is a coach, after answering a phone, said that he has something, tell us to quickly reverse into the warehouse is the most difficult stage of the second stage, absolutely not allowed is to drive a student backwards into the warehouse, left and right can not go in, and finally the coach calmly got off: "Come and come, you come down!" I'll carry you two in, okay? ”

5, the son kindergarten to hold a parent-teacher conference, the husband said: this time I will not go, you go. I said, "Why?" You don't always like to go. The son said: At the last parent-teacher meeting, my father pretended to be single at the entrance of the kindergarten and asked for a phone number for the female teacher, and this semester the female teacher was transferred to our class.

6, let's see an interesting phenomenon, many people on the bus give up their seats, the subway is rarely given up, the train is not given up, the high-speed rail basically does not need to give up the seat, let alone the plane! It seems that taking care of the elderly, children, sick and disabled is the business of the poor...

7, when I was a child, I especially liked music, especially the piano, stalking my father, and my father pondered for half a day: "Girl, you see, it is not that I have no money, the piano is good, but it is not practical." For example, if you perform a show in kindergarten, you can't always find a few people to carry a piano to school. Still, Dad will certainly satisfy your musical dreams. "Later, Dad bought me a popsicle and a rattle!"

8, Xiao Bao's home has a lot of VIP cards, he often holds a variety of cards to play. On this day, Xiaobao went to kindergarten. The kindergarten teacher warned: "Children, listen well, our kindergarten has regulations: the first time you wet the bed, pay 5 yuan; the second time you wet the bed, pay 6 yuan; the third time you wet the bed, pay 7 yuan." And so on. Xiao Bao listened and asked loudly, "Teacher, can I get a VIP card?" ”

9, colleagues are pregnant and have a daughter before marriage, she can't support the child, she gave me the child who just had a full moon, and I took her home and treated her like a daughter-in-law. This morning my daughter was uncomfortable and didn't want to go to kindergarten, so I asked her where she was uncomfortable. The girl said weakly: I have a headache. When I heard this reason, I immediately laughed and asked: How many heads do you have? The girl pouted her small mouth and stretched out her fingers to count: headache, forehead headache, nose headache, tongue pain, finger headache, toes also hurt...

10, drive to the big brother's house to visit the New Year, just open the door to see the sister-in-law beating the little nephew. I quickly put my arms around the child and said, "Just a child, what's the beating?" The nephew cried bitterly and said: I put on the new hat that my mother gave me from the previous kindergarten activity. I asked: What hat? The sister-in-law handed over a natural-colored visor from behind. I hesitated, released the hand that was holding my little nephew, and gave it back to my sister-in-law.

1 Clipped a fish eye to the girlfriend, girlfriend: so disgusting. I don't eat: Well, eating this can make the eyes shine brighter! When my mother was a child, she ate this eye so brightly, and after saying that, I deliberately blinked my seductive eyes. Girl: The eyes are so easy to use, how did you look at my father?

12. When I was a child, I did everything I could play. Once, he was taken to the field by a strange friend who claimed to be a lobster digger. Along the way, the cowhide is constantly, and it is the temptation to promise us great interests. He searched for a long time with the god before he found a mud hole that satisfied him by a stinky ditch. Rolling up his sleeves, with confidence in his face, he pulled out a big snake with the thickness of sugar cane, and then I never saw him come back to our village...

13, in two days I will be going to take the exam, dad said to make up for me, stewed a black chicken turtle soup, stuffy up and went out. Instantly, I felt the smell of nutrition throughout the room, and I resisted its temptation to take a lid of my favorite turtle. After eating, he threw it to the puppy. When Mom and Dad came back, I said, "Dad just took the turtle lid off." When my dad saw it, he gave me a kick: the dog will also cover the pot lid!

14, take the daughter-in-law to the classmate party, the classmates praised my daughter-in-law as beautiful and temperamental, I said where ah, generally ... Unexpectedly, my daughter-in-law was not happy and kept demolishing my desk. I pulled my daughter-in-law aside and seduced her: husband and wife are one, wearing the same pair of pants, in front of outsiders you have to give me some face ah... My daughter-in-law gave me a blank look and said, "I'm wearing a skirt today, and whenever you admit that I'm pretty, I'll wear pants."