1, and the boss lady on a business trip, after returning to the boss lady pregnant, ? fired me, I was immediately angry, so I found the boss. The hostess said. Do you know why you were fired, I said

1, and the boss lady on a business trip, after returning to the boss lady pregnant, ? fired me, I was immediately angry, so I found the boss. The hostess said. Do you know why you were expelled, I said I don't know, didn't I buy milk powder for the child? The hostess said no, why do others send you a happy one next time? After saying that, he threw the beer lid on my head. Heck, how do people now know that this is power. There was no way but to look for a job. Find a factory, the security guard will not let in, there is no way but to say to the security guard: I came to find the daughter-in-law, the security guard said: Who is your daughter-in-law, say the name I am sure, just next to the list of excellent employees in the factory, I casually read a xxx. Then the security guard took the baton and began to beat me: She is my daughter-in-law, what is your relationship with my daughter-in-law. Then I was kicked out.??

2, the wife feeds the girlfriend to eat, the girlfriend always looks east and west and does not eat, my heart is on fire, a pat on the table pointing at the girlfriend yelled: no matter how bad it is, don't eat it! Mother-in-law: Don't be so fierce to your daughter-in-law, who doesn't want to be a father. I righteously and sternly said: My wife feeds other people's wives to eat, she is not good at eating, so that my wife can eat cold food without getting angry? My mother-in-law and wife's eyes showed a touched look, and my family status jumped in an instant...?

3, the goddess: "I want to find a husband who can cook, what will you cook?" Scumbag: "Chicken with shiitake mushrooms, braised pork ribs, and sauerkraut fish are many, many more." Then the scumbag took the goddess home and showed a hand, which was actually all instant noodles, and then the goddess married the scumbag. Ten years later, the scumbag asked, "When you knew that the dishes I cooked were instant noodles, why did you marry me?" The goddess sneered, "The first time I've seen someone blow bubble instant noodles so fresh and vulgar, I think you're also a thoughtful person!" ”

4, the mother-in-law often goes to square dancing, and gets along with an old man worth tens of millions. Recently, I divorced my father-in-law, and I looked at my father-in-law who was very pitiful, so I introduced him to an object. When he came back and asked him what he was doing, his father-in-law frowned slightly: The woman's personality is very good, but she looks too ugly! I smiled and said: It doesn't matter, the skin bag is only the appearance, and the personality is rare. The father-in-law nodded: "That's right, but I still can't get my hands on it!" Then he suddenly looked at me, patted my thigh, and said: I said how can it be so familiar, that woman is very similar to you!

5. Dude and his brother went on a trip and met a girl with a great body. Brother: You go and shoot her, and then we'll run! The buddy thought it was funny, so he went up and slapped the girl hard. Just as he was about to run, his brother kicked the brother out several meters from behind, and then went to comfort the girl. Now the buddy is still single, and his brother's children can play soy sauce.

6, a beautiful female colleague of the company suddenly asked me to dinner, and after going there, I found that his parents were also there. My little heart is full of servants, which is considered to be directly seeing my parents. After returning home from dinner, female colleagues sent me a message saying: My parents always forced me to go on a blind date, I told them that you were chasing me, and they were forcing me to marry you. Then I tentatively asked again: What about your parents' opinions, what do you think of me? Female colleague: Well, they compromised and never forced me to go on a blind date again.

7. Last month, the little secretary borrowed 1,000 yuan from me, but he has not paid it back so far. Because of the poor management of the company, it saw that it was about to go bankrupt, so it began to lay off people, and I did not expect that the little secretary was actually laid off. Today is her last day at the company, I want to go to her to ask for money, but the little secretary said that her roommate moved away, she slept alone scared, hoping that I would move in and share a room with her. Oh I went, this 1,000 yuan has not been repaid, and now I want to cheat me into sharing the rent, I directly refused, big deal no money.

8. On Saturday afternoon, after Iron Pillar and his friends had eaten, he took the subway home. Suddenly, Tie Zhu looked up and saw that the 11P in the hand of the beautiful woman sitting opposite him was exactly the same as his own! So Tie Zhu thought of a way to talk to a beautiful woman. Just after getting off the subway, Tiezhu picked up his mobile phone and shook it in front of the beautiful woman. Then he smiled at the beautiful woman, and before the iron pillar could speak, he heard her shout: Catch the thief!?

9. I heard that my sister-in-law with a big waist and a round waist was in a bad mood, so I went to the market to buy a chicken and took it to comfort her. The mother-in-law was very happy, cooked herself, and stewed a pot of fragrant chicken soup. During the meal, a chicken leg was placed right on my side, and I was holding the chicken leg between my chopsticks and trying to put it in the bowl. My wife stomped on me under the table, frightening me with a shake of my hand, and the chicken leg fell steadily into my sister-in-law's bowl. The sister-in-law was moved to tears and said, "My brother-in-law is still good to me!" How come I haven't met a man as good as my brother-in-law. ”?

10. Last week, the 68-year-old man found out that he had a cancer certificate and needed to go to a major hospital in Shanghai for treatment. When I went by plane, I didn't expect that the old man was actually airsick, and the flight attendant took out a plastic bag for the old man to spit inside. After a while, the old man was about to vomit, and the flight attendant went to get a new bag and instructed the old man: "Don't throw up!" "When the flight attendant returned, she saw that the plane was spitting all over the ground and asked why. The old man replied, "When I saw that the bag was almost full, I took a sip, and then everyone around me vomited!" ”

11. In the morning, I was called to the office by the boss, and the boss looked at me with a serious face, which made me a little nervous. The boss looked at it for a while and said: Did I let the workers you recruit recruited??? I looked at the boss awkwardly and said weakly: Boss, you only give people 100 yuan a day, no matter whether you eat or live, where do I go to recruit you??? The boss suddenly said angrily: Are you a fool, this price to recruit migrant workers will definitely not be able to recruit ah, but now it is July, go to the talent market to recruit college students to go ah, grab a big handful.?

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