1, the wife went abroad, the family left me and my mother-in-law two people, my mother-in-law is 48 years old this year, the long charm still exists, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my father-in-law

1, the wife went abroad, the family left me and my mother-in-law two people, my mother-in-law is 48 years old this year, the long charm still exists, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my mother-in-law in a company as a financial director, the ability is very outstanding, the income is also very high, so there are many bachelors want to pursue my mother-in-law. But because my wife was not happy that her mother would find a stepfather for herself, she has always opposed her mother's remarriage. This time my wife went abroad, and many bachelors felt that there was an opportunity, and they all flocked to my house to propose to my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law was embarrassed to face such a scene, so she asked my son-in-law to come forward for her. In the end, I worked out of the shadows, selected the chairman of our company, and let him and my mother-in-law come together. Our chairman promised me that when he retired, the whole company would be taken care of by me. I'm so witty!

2, the most iron-related buddy is unemployed, and then ask me to borrow money to repay the car loan. Although I didn't have any money, I still borrowed 8,000 from Huabei to him. On this day, I was fighting the king, and he poked me in the shoulder and asked: Brother, do I still owe you 8,000 yuan from Alipay? I played the game and continued: Yeah, you're finally going to pay me back? And he said, "You remember me correctly, right?" We've already cleared up! Because after you borrowed the money from me, I uninstalled Alipay!?

3, the owner of our company is a local tycoon, the salary likes to directly find gold. Today I came out of the finance room with a salary of 5,000 yuan. The colleague said: "The 500 yuan borrowed from me last month should be repaid, right?" I laughed at Mimi, "I was supposed to pay it back, but I was late twice this month, and the finance deducted the 500 yuan." ”

4. After being fired by my boss for harassing female colleagues, I went to work at Wanda. Last night we all had dinner together, and the head of the department praised me in public and asked me to say a few words. My tears couldn't help but flow down, and I said excitedly: Use my money that is late for work to consume, won't your conscience hurt? The supervisor smiled and said: Although it is very painful, but more is grateful, I hope you will continue to work hard, and insist on being late every day in the future, so that the funds for our activities will be there...

5, see the ex-girlfriend set up a stall to sell abalone, the whole person looks very sloppy, when there is no customer drinking a dollar a bottle of cheap mineral water. I stepped forward and asked my ex-girlfriend, "Regrets?" I chose to leave me! She was still as modest as before, saying, "I don't deserve you, and I have nothing to do." "Looking at her back sitting on the back of the Maserati, I put the empty mineral water bottle into the snakeskin bag...

6. After Futukang became the supervisor, there were male employees who pursued me immediately. Out of more than twenty people, I chose the most handsome one. After work last night, I took my boyfriend home. I said to my dad: Dad, this is my boyfriend. My dad sighed and said, "Oh, how sad your mother should be, why did you find one like this?" I was immediately a little angry: Dad, you are so rude, people are still here! My dad snorted and said, "What are you talking to, I didn't talk to you."

7, a man is too bored to go to the bar to drink, a moment later came a dressed woman, three times five divided by two to drink his wine, and then another da, she just opened the wine, the man will throw her away, according to this drinking method, the cost is too high! After the beauty left, the man slowly drank all the wine alone, and then went home drunk. In the middle of the night, a female ghost came to him and wanted to fall in love with him, the man did not agree at first, and then the female ghost said that she could choose a different beautiful woman to possess every day, so the man agreed. Sure enough, this female ghost did not renege on her word, choosing a different sexy beauty to possess each time, and then with the man. After a long time, the man felt a little tired and proposed to change some exciting, fresh. The female ghost nodded. At night, a bearded man broke through the door, grabbed the man and threw him on the bed, and then shyly said: Xianggong, I'm coming... Then, then, the man was woken up!

8, the rented house is very large, they can not afford it, they sent a shared apartment advertisement. This morning a young man knocked on the door, looked at the house, and prepared to share the house. He paid the deposit, took a phone call, said there was a bit of an emergency to deal with, and would come back to sign the contract later. He was in a hurry, and he hadn't had time to leave a phone call for each other. As a result, I waited from the morning until it was almost dark, and then I saw the sweaty boy. He kept apologizing to me: "I'm sorry big brother, I got lost when I went out!" ”

9, weekend break, kindergarten daughter clamored to drink fish soup, early in the morning I ran to the market to buy live fish. When I arrived at a stall, there was a big brother who was also picking fish there, and the big brother asked: Is your fish fresh? The boss said: Look at this live and jumping, you say fresh or not? The eldest brother shook his head and said: This is not easy to say, my wife is also alive and jumping, I think she is not fresh.

10, today and my wife quarreled, I lost again, mainly in the momentum. I wasn't majestic enough, not fierce enough. yes! When my wife and I quarreled, I suddenly laughed, and I didn't know why, just very suddenly, I said: You don't give me a laugh, who gives you a hippie smiley face? Then she laughed again. So I lost, because my wife laughed, and the rack became less serious. I also wanted to laugh along with the embarrassing batch.

11, the wife came home from work and sighed, saying that people with hot tempers really dared to beat their children. It was a miserable fight, and I smiled disapprovingly! So she began to show me, punching and kicking, while beating and scolding: "Don't worry about the old lady, what are you tinkering with every day?" This day and day, 520 do not know to send red envelopes to the old woman? "I swear, a child has to be beaten to death.

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