1, there is a young woman in the unit divorced, when she left work this night, she secretly stuffed a card for me, I walked to the place where no one looked, it was a hotel room card. One in my heart

1, there is a young woman in the unit divorced, when she left work this night, she secretly stuffed a card for me, I walked to the place where no one looked, it was a hotel room card. My heart skipped a beat, and I thought to myself, is this the legendary peach blossom luck? At this moment, the boss stopped me and told me to make a plan, which I would have tomorrow morning. I was resentful, but there was no way, who made her my boss? The boss Shi Shiran left the company, I thought for a moment, found another female colleague Amei, she has a strong business ability, if you let her help me do this plan, it will be no problem. Ame smiled and said, is there a date at night? I smiled and said nothing, Ame nodded and said, if you want me to work overtime to help you, you give me two thousand yuan. I didn't say a word, and directly transferred two thousand yuan to her. She patted me on the shoulder and said, you go, the plan is handed over to me!

2. Colleagues in the office will go to dinner together this evening. After eating, someone proposed to sing K. After arriving at KTV, male god colleagues kept drinking beer with me. I drank white in my hometown, and beer was like cold boiling water to me. But I still lie down and pretend to be drunk, to see what he wants to do... Then I heard him say to the people next to him: Hurry up and order the song, Mai Ba is drunk. I:......

3. When we first got married, we set rules for the sake of family harmony. He is responsible for his guests, and he is responsible for his guests. Today my girlfriend's old home is a guest, lunch at noon, I have a hard mouth, my husband understands. Then fart bumped a few bottles of beer over, the girlfriend looked envious: "Wow, you two don't have to talk so tacitly" The husband smirked: "Why don't you say, when we first got married, we couldn't finish talking." Now, the words are too lazy to say, fart down hard! ”?

4, my sister-in-law likes to smoke, so every time I go to my sister-in-law's house, I will buy a jade stream for her. The last time I went to my sister-in-law's house, my sister-in-law took Yuxi and said to me: I found that the Yuxi sold in the shop downstairs of my house is one dollar cheaper than other places, or it is genuine! I will believe that when I went from my sister-in-law's house, I deliberately went to which store to look at it, and found that Yuxi was really cheap for a dollar!! I happily bought a pack, and the next day I took a detour to buy it, and Bought it for ten days in a row. When I went again this afternoon, the boss told me that the price of Yuxi had increased!! I asked why, the boss pulled me aside and said: In fact, your sister-in-law has long quit smoking, in order to get some pocket money, she put those cigarettes in me to sell, cheaper than a dollar, and can only sell to you!!

5, the sister-in-law is on summer vacation, I went to the airport today to pick her up home, by the way to Haidilao to eat a hot pot. On the way, I had a hot conversation with my sister-in-law, and suddenly I received a call from my wife. The wife said coldly: Go to divorce tomorrow, the children belong to you, the car and the house belong to me!! I couldn't believe it and was sure again..are you sure you want a divorce?? Wife: I'm 100% sure!! I said firmly: I will not divorce you!! The wife laughed out loud: I was joking with you, in fact, I hit a Maybach, and the other party wanted me to lose 2.2 million, so is it not so uncomfortable for you to listen to it now???

6, the family's baby is two years old today, home from work wife mysteriously said: "Today I taught the baby two things, you quickly lie on the ground to install SI." I screamed and fell to the ground, and the baby rushed over to listen to my heartbeat, and I was secretly happy: "Teach the baby first aid, and then continue to pretend SI." "As a result, the baby listened for a while and then hurried away, hearing him drag something over. I was beautiful, a slipper to my face, climbed up to see my wife smiling on the side of the face almost down.

7, cousin since buying audi often in the circle of friends to dry, brush the car to dry, the ex-girlfriend in a breath to block him. As a result, the cousin actually sent a photo of his ex-girlfriend, his car, and asked the ex-girlfriend if she saw it? The ex-girlfriend asked the ex-girlfriend opposite the director, what is the psychology of this person who shows up with his girlfriend like this? Their director said: There may be two reasons, one is that you did not like it. Second, has he ever chased you before? Ex-girlfriend: Director, are you studying psychology, you said that these two are all in ah!

8. Yesterday, I went to the supermarket and saw a couple loaded a shopping cart of barreled instant noodles, pushed to the weight scale side of the bucket by bucket of the scale, and then divided into two piles. I felt strange, so I called the tally clerk to ask about it, and he looked at the two men and calmly said: Some of the instant noodles are prized for ham sausages.

9. The daughter-in-law and her husband were walking on the side of the road, and a Maybach drove by, splashing the daughter-in-law with water, so the daughter-in-law scolded: Are you blind? The car stopped, and the man driving the car held out his head: Sister, are you scolding me? The daughter-in-law walked up: Who do you not scold? Don't you see someone on the side of the road? Man: Sister, you are blind! Daughter-in-law: I walk, do I splash you with water? Am I blind? The driver pointed to the husband behind his daughter-in-law: Do you want to be blind, will you find a man who has no car, looks ugly, and is still so weak?

10. Fa Xiao has been pursuing a car model for more than two years, but the woman did not respond at all. I said to Fa Xiao: Chasing girls must be cheeky, otherwise it is impossible to catch up. After Fa Xiao heard it, he suddenly realized and ran to the girl's house. The next day, I said to my friend, "Well, does it work?" Fa Xiao said: I ran to the girl's house yesterday according to what you said, and I didn't leave, she didn't accept me, I didn't leave, and as a result, I was bombed out. I burst out and scolded: Your language level, cheeky and faceless, is that a meaning??

11. The woman feels unwell and comes to the hospital for examination. Woman: Doctor, I feel weak and uncomfortable. The doctor asked: Madam, please forgive me for being rude, how is your married life? Women: Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays of the week. Doctor: Too much, suggest you drop Wednesday's. Woman: No, Doctor, I was only with my husband that night

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