1, I remember once I took a plane to the toilet, so I went to the toilet to open the door, at that time it scared me, there was a flight attendant in the toilet, may have forgotten to lock the door. She was stunned at first, and then she was anxious

1, I remember once I took a plane to the toilet, so I went to the toilet to open the door, at that time it scared me, there was a flight attendant in the toilet, may have forgotten to lock the door. She was first stunned, and then stomped her feet urgently: "Who are you, what are you doing, you close the door quickly" I blushed at that time, hurriedly said sorry, closed the door, leaned on the door and gasped for breath, thinking that it was really embarrassing, who knew that at this time there was a flight attendant's cry: "I let you go out and close the door!" ”?

2. I dropped out of school early and went to Beijing alone to work hard, and on this day I went shopping with my little secretary. We passed a hot pot restaurant, the owner was sanding a sheep, the little secretary said sadly: This sheep is so pitiful! In the evening, my little secretary and I ate hot pot at this shop, and when we ordered a lamb hot pot, I asked him: Didn't you still pity it this morning? The little secretary said deeply: Well, I am worthy of my pity for it, this meat is so delicious!

3. Since my brother married my sister-in-law, my brother cooks every day. Once I couldn't help but ask my brother: Brother, sister-in-law can't cook this thing, don't you know before you get married? The brother said helplessly: Alas, when I first fell in love with your sister-in-law, she went to the unit every day to deliver food to me, and every time she did not look like my colleagues and always envied me. I interjected: Isn't that nice, isn't it lazy that the sister-in-law can also cook? The brother took a sip of wine and said: Come on, her family has contracted the canteen of the construction site, and every time the meals delivered are leftovers from the workers!

4. My cousin and cousin are both working in the field, and there is only one uncle left in the family. Yesterday Uncle was unwell, and I drove him to the hospital for examination. Driving fast on the road, I accidentally hit a Porsche. The owner of the Porsche, a woman, got out of the car and scolded: "Your uncle's, how do you drive the car!" Uncle rolled down the car window: "Girl, I am his uncle, I can say anything!" "The female owner blushed, and did not want compensation to drive away directly...

5, because of the smoking problem, I did not argue with my wife, recently I heard that my cousin successfully quit smoking, so I obviously learned from him. My cousin said, "Alas, I quit a few times before, and I smoked it again in a few days, this time your sister-in-law said a word, my brother didn't dare to smoke anymore..." I asked: "What did my sister-in-law say, so powerful?" The cousin said, "She said, smoke it, if you quit, one day you will smell smoke on me, I can't explain!" ”

6, brother and sister-in-law quarrel, brother ordered a bouquet of roses, wanted to give the sister-in-law a surprise, and let the flower shop write on the card: wife, sorry, I regret it, I love you! In the afternoon, my sister-in-law called and said: I received the flowers, but I promise you won't live tonight! Her brother hurriedly called the florist owner and asked her what was going on! The boss took a picture of his brother on a card that read: Wife sorry I regret I love you! The brother's face was frightened: Punctuation you are not willing to add?

7, the cousin read the second year of junior high school is very uneasy, that day the cousin made a mistake, was called to the office by the principal to be criticized, stole the principal's seal and stamped a seal on the white paper... After returning, he wrote on the paper: "This student can cut in line when eating due to special circumstances!" "If the cousin has not offended the daughter of the director of the teaching office, the cousin will not have to queue up for three years of junior high school. Fortunately, the girl found that the problem was reported in time, mainly because the nature of the cousin was too bad.?

8, in the matter of finding a boyfriend, I am also very confused, on the figure, I am one meter seven three, on the appearance, not to say that the shy flowers close the moon, that is also a sinking fish, on the character, I can say that people cry, can also make him laugh again, but why has it been single? To this end, I specifically communicated with Xiao Zhang, an office lover. Me: Xiao Zhang, why can't you find a boyfriend? Xiao Zhang: It's not your fault. Me: Yeah, I also feel so innocent, how I was left behind for no reason. Xiao Zhang: In fact, there is a problem here that cannot be ignored, it cannot be solved, and it is difficult for you to find a boyfriend in your life. Me: Tell me what it is? Xiao Zhang: Mainly because they are not blind and do not want to marry a tigress into the family.

9, the husband buys clothes online is a very set, first look at the buyer show, then look at the evaluation, and finally look at the price. On this day, he wanted to buy me a dress online, and it was customary to watch the buyer's show first. I followed suit, and after watching for a while he suddenly kissed me. This is also too sudden, so I asked him: What are you kissing me for the old husband and wife? Husband said: Watching these buyer show people, think you are also very good-looking, I go!?

10, there is a local tycoon in the community, this day spent 200,000 to buy a Tibetan mastiff. This Tibetan mastiff is particularly ferocious, and countless people in the community have been bitten and have been vaccinated against rabies. That time, the little brother passed by the door of the local tycoon's house and was bitten by the Tibetan mastiff. Because the little brother is relatively rigid, he immediately bites with it. Suddenly, a burst of words came from the ear: This child has become ill and has not been saved by sending him to the hospital.

11, after graduating from college, I really can't find a job, I do shopping guide in Uniqlo, and there is an old man in his 60s at the door of the store. The old man often wrote calligraphy on the ground with a pen, and there were many people watching. Sometimes I leave work very early, and I will go over and study it! Yesterday I left work late, and I didn't expect the old man to leave. After seeing me, he said, "I'll wait for you, or I'll go home." After saying that, he cleaned up a bit and gave up his place to me! After I sat down, I put on my sunglasses and pulled out an erhu...

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