I don't know if this is the you who used to be, and it's not the me I used to be anyway
Crab: It is said that crab yellow is particularly delicious, and I must try it today
Big brother, what do you mean by that, just so blatantly making landmines
I just want to ask this guy, is your chrysanthemum okay?
A Wang Xingren who hangs up the sky
Brother, all the way, let's say goodbye!
1. I often heard that there were pregnant women and elderly people who took the bus and no one gave up their seats, so I kept thinking about how to punish them, once took the bus with friends, sat at the station we were going to, I pretended to panic and shouted a quick run, and a group of people ran out of the car regardless of whether it was three or seven or twenty-one, and after coming down, I didn't know what happened
2. Briefly do not cut. A male passenger on the plane was motion sick, and hurriedly asked the flight attendant to bring a bag (that is, the kind containing vomit), the flight attendant anxiously sent the bag over, the passenger took the bag and vomited madly, seeing that the bag was about to be full, the stolen goods were about to overflow, the flight attendant hurriedly said: Sir, you wait, I will go and get you a bag. When the flight attendant turned back, she found that the passengers around her had vomited, so the flight attendant asked the male passenger why, and the male passenger said: I... I saw that the bag was going to be full, so I took a sip, and they all threw up... spit...... finish...... finish......
3. On the way to work this morning, I saw a group of small farts. The slightly older girl was watering the flowers with a shower, when a little boy said in a milky voice, "Sister, you sprinkled on me!" But his sister probably didn't see or hear it, so she didn't say a word. The little boy said it again, and his sister said, "Oh, I'm sorry"! The little boy said with a milky voice, "It's okay." Let me feel cute as I pass by!
4. I have a white poodle at home. My dad was a little whitehead and needed black baking cream to dye his hair, and once my mom and dad went to my grandmother's house, and I dyed the poodle fur black when I was bored at home. In the evening, mom and dad came back, and the dog shook his head and tail in front of them, and mom said that the dog was familiar. I said it was my dog. Mom said that people have white hair and dogs have black hair. Dad said Mom, you fool, my baked ointment is definitely gone.
5. Bored watching TV, the son proposed to play cards together (pulling the carriage), the daughter-in-law shrugged her eyelids and said that she was too sleepy to play... The son is soft and hard bubbles are not good, and finally the daughter-in-law actually lies asleep, the son is so angry, the balloon in the upper house has blown out, and he also pinched a needle, standing next to her mother, accompanied by a childish child's voice "I let you sleep" and then so gently pierced... The world is quiet. Three seconds later, a trembling, angry, crazy words accompanied the entire living room, "Wang Xiaoxiao, the old lady can't kill you today."