My brother-in-law is 40 years old, very rich, and a billionaire! The last time I had a drink with my brother-in-law, I asked my brother-in-law: "Brother-in-law, you don't go to work every day, why are you so rich?" "Brother-in-law

My brother-in-law is 40 years old, very rich, and a billionaire! The last time I had a drink with my brother-in-law, I asked my brother-in-law: "Brother-in-law, you don't go to work every day, why are you so rich?" The brother-in-law said: "Alas, it was in 2007, when I was just a small contractor, taking more than a dozen people to work at the Shanghai construction site, and then things on the construction site gradually became familiar." I couldn't wait to ask, "And then you're fighting?" The brother-in-law slapped me on the back of the head and said: "Don't interject, then I took over a construction site, after the matter was done, the developer did not have money to check out the house at that time, the house was cheap, the black-hearted developer took 20 suites in Pudong, Shanghai mortgaged to me, and then the house price rose sharply, I had money!" ”

2. Recently, there was a new beautiful class teacher in Shang Jackal's class, and because of her simple personality, she was often teased. On this day, Shang Jackal said, Teacher, there is an old man at the door looking for you. The teacher looked panicked: Is he wearing black clothes and not very tall? Shang Jackal nodded busily: Yes, yes. The teacher's face was solemn: let him wait and go immediately. Shang Jackal agreed and hid, and after a few minutes he urged again. The teacher still had an anxious face: This is it! You go and say another word to her, say wait another five minutes. There is no way, I have to continue to act, but it is not right! Is kindness simple...

3. Yesterday afternoon, when I was walking with the department leader, I saw a can on the side of the road, only to see the lead fly up and kick the can into the trash can, I looked, I went! The opportunity to pat yourself on the back has come. I said: Boss, you are so athletic! Who knows the big guy came slowly with a sentence: No your mouth slut! After saying that I was left as a wooden chicken, I was messy in the wind...

4. After graduating from college, I worked in a restaurant chain and often left work in the early hours of the morning. Early today, the boy I just met drove Cullinan to pick me up and play, I thought for half a day where he would take me to play, and he took me to the sea to fish, fortunately I did not get seasick, otherwise I would be humiliated. Just now, under my unremitting efforts, I caught a squid, and the squid begged me: "Don't eat me, please." Me: "That's okay, but I'm going to test you a few questions first." The squid said happily: "You take the test, you test!" "Then I grilled the squid. This boy was happy to eat.

5. On this day, my brother and my sister-in-law quarreled fiercely, and my mother saw it, and without saying a word, she took out a wooden stick and beat it. My brother was running around: "Mom, you see clearly, I am your son!" My mother said, "It's because you're my son that I beat you!" My brother was not convinced: "Why?" My mother didn't even think about it and said, "Your grandmother beat your father like this!" ”

6. In an old forest deep in the mountains, there are two pigs living together. There is a pig who is particularly diligent, getting up early and returning to the field to work late. But the other pig is very lazy and lives on the help of the diligent piglet. About two years later, Pig Xian saw the two piglets. Only to see pig XIAN roar angrily at a thunder chop to death of the diligent piglet: "You actually betrayed the pig's soul!"

7. After I married my wife, I went to work at my father-in-law's company. However, my father-in-law deliberately assigned me a general position, with a monthly salary of only 4500. Yesterday my father-in-law just mentioned a BMW X5, and when I got home, I looked very envious. My father-in-law seemed to perceive my envious eyes, so he said to me: "Xiao Zhang, you are still young, as long as you are willing to work hard and work hard, by this time next year..." I excitedly interrupted Bao Gonggong's words and asked: "Can I drive such a good car this time next year?" My father-in-law smiled: "No, I can change to another x7 at this time next year!" ”

8. Tonight I went to Shanghai to talk to a client about cooperation, and after the incident he took me to the bar for a drink! Just in time for the big dance show, the picture sense is really full, so that I can't blink my eyes. The next morning I found that my eyes hurt badly, so I went to an eye hospital for treatment: I watched the show last night, and now my eyes are red and swollen. The doctor shook his head and said: When you watch a performance, it is best to blink your eyes, you will not miss much.

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