1, with the two sisters to share a room, share a bathroom, each bath is their first washing, when it is my turn there is no hot water. So I talked to them, and they said there was a way to have the best of both worlds, Jean

1, with the two sisters to share a room, share a bathroom, each bath is their first washing, when it is my turn there is no hot water. So I talked to them, and they said that there was a way to get the best of both worlds, and let me rub their backs, which saved water and at the same time washed the bath. It's really a good idea, but after washing a few times, I found that rubbing my back is really not an easy job. Forget it ~ I'm a big man, use cold water to use cold water, at least not so tired...

2, a rich second generation likes to adventure everywhere, want a thrilling magnetic life. On this day, he took his girlfriend to the deep mountain and old forest to go on an adventure, and saw a rabbit in the mountain. On a whim, he shouted at it: Beast! Hurry up and show up! The rabbit shook his head for a moment, and suddenly opened his mouth: You are mentally retarded, I was originally a rabbit! Fu Er Dai was suddenly frightened and shouted: Mom! There are monsters! Then pull the girlfriend to run, the rabbit snorted and ran behind, while running and shouting: Where is the monster, don't leave me, I'm afraid.

3. As a man, I hold the financial power of the family. As long as I disagree with something, my wife feels that I dare not buy it. For example, today we were visiting Wormal together, and my wife said to me, "Honey, beach pants are only 9 yuan 9, buy you a strip!" I immediately objected: "Daughter-in-law, I have only worn that for 8 years, the new one is very, I can wear it for another 2 years, no need to buy!" "When my wife heard my words, she was immediately silent!

4. When I was in class, the teacher said, "Don't arch like a maggot." I said, if I were a maggot, I would be surrounded by. The naughty girl at the same table came to say: That teacher is not a fly, staring at the. Who knew that the classmates behind came to say: "Flies are maggots, and your family will not make trouble!" ”

5, one day, I went to the pharmacy to buy medicine, a woman with very messy hair into the pharmacy and said to the boss to regret the medicine, the boss said"There are 5 yuan 10 yuan 20 yuan to which kind?" The woman said, "20 yuan for one grain." After the woman left, I asked curiously: "Does the boss really have regret medicine?" Give me one! The boss looked at me and said seriously, "One of your big men in TM is also pregnant?" ”

6, the owner went to work in the company, and the TV and remote control at home chatted again. TV: Hey, humans stare at others every day, and they're embarrassed! Remote Control: Yeah, humans always press me every day, and I hate it very much. TV: None of us have a water dispenser miserable. Remote Control: What's wrong? TV: Because the water dispenser has to put a lot of water in the brain every day!

7. At the New Year, Xiaozhuang went to Fifi's house to propose to him, and the family was particularly enthusiastic about Xiaozhuang, especially Fifi's father. So Xiao Zhuang privately asked the future father-in-law: Uncle, how much is appropriate for the bride price? The future father-in-law waved his hand and said: I don't want a penny, I still have something to send you! Xiao Zhuang was overjoyed when he heard it: What did you send me? Future father-in-law: You take that washboard with you at home... So I'm liberated.?

8. When I first met my girlfriend's parents, I went to the barbershop to do a styling, and spent 999 to buy a formal dress. After meeting, my girlfriend pulled me aside and said, "Mommy and Daddy, this is my boyfriend." The future father-in-law and mother-in-law smiled happily: the young man was quite handsome and dressed in good spirits. The girlfriend then said: Of course, my boyfriend said, dress more formally, and shine your dog's eyes! "

9, go to work to wipe fish on Taobao to see clothes, found a skirt is particularly good-looking, that is, the price is a little expensive! I was hesitating to buy it or not, and my colleague Brother Li said: "This dress is very beautiful, you send me the link!" I lowered my head and whispered, "How embarrassed!" Brother Li: "What's so embarrassing about this, my wife's company is far from here, you don't have to worry that she will bump into you!" ”

10. Although I only have a college degree, because my father is the principal of the primary school in our village, I went in to become a teacher. I teach Grade 3 Chinese, and today I have students write essays under the title of "If I Were a Rich Man." The students struggled to write books and fell into a beautiful vision, but the class leader sat still. I asked strangely, "Why don't you write?" The squad leader said calmly: "The rich man does not need to write any composition, there is a secretary." ”

11. When the friend got married that year, when she went to the door of the woman's house, the woman's girlfriend said that she wanted 80,000 opening fees, otherwise she would not let her in. We thought it was a joke, and we kept coaxing it in, who knew that the bride and her mother changed their faces at that time, saying that they would drive back without 80,000. We were suddenly embarrassed, putting all the money on our bodies together was only 10,000, thinking that it was almost over, who knew that half an hour would not work. My friend was furious and picked up the phone and called his ex-girlfriend in front of everyone and asked (hands-free), would you marry me? The opposite answer: No.

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