1, last night's company party, female colleagues drunk, I drove her home. Carry her to bed and see that her coat is stained with wine, so I plan to take her coat off! Just pulled open the zipper,

1, last night's company party, female colleagues drunk, I drove her home. Carry her to bed and see that her coat is stained with wine, so I plan to take her coat off! Just as she pulled open the zipper, her mother pushed the door and saw it. I hurriedly explained, "Auntie, I...", and her mother smiled and closed the door: "It's all right, you continue!"

2, the hot evening, the beautiful sister-in-law came to rub rice again, the wife worked overtime, we two lonely men and widows in the same room, dry waiting for the wife to go home to cook, there was no way to make two bowls of noodles. We both ate snotty, and my sister-in-law was sweating profusely. I watched the fiery sister-in-law move, took out my mobile phone to search for various food pictures and recipes, and proudly said to the sister-in-law: "Eating like this has a taste, it is called eating fresh shrimp noodles in the mouth, looking at the lobster rice in the eyes, which is called eating in the bowl and remembering the pot!" The sister-in-law smiled and just took a big bite of noodles. At this time, my wife came home from overtime, and listening to the two of us laughing happily, she asked, "What are you two talking about?" So happy? The sister-in-law wiped the sweat on her face with a tissue and said, "My brother-in-law is so bad, he said he likes to eat from the bowl and look at the pot!" As soon as the daughter-in-law heard this, her pretty face immediately darkened, and the little sister-in-law also sensed that something was wrong, so we both stared at each other with wide eyes and embarrassed eyes and didn't know what to say...

3. The father-in-law who just got the driver's license hit a pregnant woman when practicing the car, and the family asked for 200,000 yuan in medical expenses. The father-in-law could not get it out at all, and the husband worked part-time during the day and ran Didi part-time at night in order to repay the money. After working like this for a week, my husband's body could not eat it, saying that it was soft and weak. I asked him if he had a cold, and he said it shouldn't be. When it was time to eat, I brought out the cooked instant noodles. He took a sip and exclaimed: This is the end! It is true that I have a real cold, and the instant noodles are actually not delicious to eat! I was confused that there was such an operation.

4. The rich man saved more than 50 million yuan in family property when he was young, and he got cancer when he was 70 years old. His son was only 12 years old, his wife died early, and only the nanny took care of him all day. The rich man was very touched and said to the nanny: "In order to thank you for taking care of me, I have decided to write in my will to give you a villa!" The babysitter was happy, but after thinking about it, she said, "Thank you for your kindness, but if you do this, you will have one less inheritance!" Better yet, you pass on your son to me, and I can help you take care of him and keep your property! ”"

5, the boss assistant is pregnant, the boss is furious, said that you must find out who it is. As a result, more than 40 people in the company resigned the next day, and I also prepared the resignation letter with trepidation, and the boss saw it and said, "You don't have to resign." I was so happy that the boss actually trusted me so much, he continued: "You are the ugliest in the whole company, it can't be you." ”

6, the brother-in-law went out to buy cigarettes, and his Huawei P40pro mobile phone left at home. Suddenly there was a phone call coming, I looked at the display "10010", I didn't think much about it, just hung up!? After a while, a text message came, and the sender was exactly 10010: "Why don't you answer the phone?" I was so anxious that the ghost made God dial back. On the other side of the phone came my niece's familiar voice: "Dad, why don't you answer my phone?" My living expenses are gone, you hurry up and call me!?" I instantly understood what 10010 meant.

7, it was hard to get enough 500,000 dowry and the goddess successfully engaged. The next day, the brother-in-law said he wanted to buy McLaren and borrowed 10,000 yuan from me on the V letter. I haven't paid it back for half a year now, after all, it's the goddess's brother, and I didn't say anything at that time. Today, he suddenly called me and said, "Do I still owe you 50,000 yuan on my phone?" I replied excitedly: "Yes, no hurry, you use it first." As a result, he said, "I'll use my new phone later, and we'll both be clear!" ”

8. In the middle of the night yesterday, a female thief came to my house to steal, and I caught her squarely. I was going to hit 110, and she asked me without hurrying, "Did you lose anything?" I replied, "No." She immediately showed a fierce light, "You hurry up, you didn't lose, but I lost." My 7-figure diamond was dropped, just so the police could help me see it. "My brain cramped and I immediately threw her out of my house. Poor me, I searched at home for three days and three nights, but I didn't even see a shadow. Thinking back to the strange smile on the corner of her mouth, I finally knew that I was deeply tricked by her!

9. Some time ago, I got married with a colleague who especially likes to read. On the wedding night, the bride saw that the groom was still reading a book, and she said jealously, "I hope I can become a book." "Why?" The groom asked incomprehensibly. "Then you'll hold me in your hands all day and all night." "That's not ok! You know, every time I read a new one, I have to change it. ”?

10. Because of my own mistake, I transferred 900 yuan to a stranger. When I asked for my return countless times, the other party did not reply. Just when I was disappointed, the other party replied, you are dead hearted! I'm not going to pay you back a dime. I was instantly angry, ready to break out and scold, who knew that the other party turned 899.9 yuan. I was moved to tears, he really wouldn't pay me back a dime!

11. This day was originally a holiday, but several people under my staff did not complete the task and were asked to work overtime during the holiday. As their leader, I was also called by the boss to accompany overtime. After arriving at the company, I had nothing to do, I couldn't leave, and I held my stomach and watched the TV series. The boss inspected, and when he saw me watching TV, he said: Do you know how much to deduct by using the company computer to watch TV dramas? How can I say that I have won the performance championship for several months, naturally there is a temper, and he is intimidated: Do you let me work overtime and give overtime pay? The boss was very angry and gave me all the spoilers of the whole TV series in one breath...

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