1, a Ms. Zhou in Chongqing was defrauded of 150,000 yuan, after calling the police, she sent a message to the scammer, the scammer has been ignoring her. She had a plan and took a screenshot of the deposit of 910,000, counting on the crooks

1, a Ms. Zhou in Chongqing was defrauded of 150,000 yuan, after calling the police, she sent a message to the scammer, the scammer has been ignoring her. She had a plan, P a screenshot of the 910,000 deposit, hoping that the scammer would be greedy a little more. I didn't expect that this scammer was really greedy, and when he saw that there was so much money, he immediately called Back Ms. Zhou's 150,000. In order to show his professional standards as a scammer, he also added more than 9,000 interest. After Ms. Zhou got the 150,000 yuan of money that was defrauded, she decisively blocked the scammer. And told the news to the police at the first time.?

2, the cousin lost love, he was particularly sad, and then suffered from depression, every day do nothing, just use NetEase cloud to listen to songs. Later, the depression became more and more serious, and my cousin became mentally ill, saying that he was a rat and was particularly afraid of his mother. The uncle was very sad and sent his cousin to the psychiatric hospital, and under the treatment of the doctor, the cousin finally recovered. Today my cousin was discharged from the hospital, and our family went to the hospital to pick up my cousin. The doctors sent him to the door, and suddenly a cat ran in front of him, and his cousin's frightened face was stunned. The doctors asked him strangely, "You are no longer a mouse, why are you still afraid of cats?" The cousin said, "I know I'm not a mouse, but does the cat know?" The doctor was stunned for three seconds and said to us: "Please go back to the family first, the patient still needs to continue treatment!" ”

3. I was at home watching the finale of "One Piece", and my cousin suddenly came to my house crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said she was in a less position at home than a puppy! I comforted her: How can it be, but you usually go to work, dogs accompany the family, the most concerned is you! Cousin: You don't know the truth at all, today the dog had a cold, my mother took it to the doctor, took cold medicine, and bought toys for hundreds.

4, in the evening, my wife was not at home, my sister-in-law and I were at home, and I added a sister in the neighborhood, and I resolutely greeted and chatted! Me: "Beauty, let's have dinner together at night, I can send you a mobile phone!" Beauty: "Don't go, but you still have to send me a mobile phone, and it must be the new Apple 11." Me: "You're when you're who oh, so cow." Beauty: "If you dare not give, I will tell your sister about this matter today, you should think about your brother-in-law!" "Me:"

5. Recently, the control of two-wheeled electric vehicles is very strict, and helmets are selling very hot. I snapped up a top for 800 bucks online. Today, he wears a helmet and rides an electric car to send his little nephew to kindergarten to school. The little nephew asked me curiously: "Uncle, why do you wear a helmet on such a hot day?" I smiled and said, "For fear of being recognized by your uncle who drove the Maybach!" ”

6, the daughter has money in her hand: Dad, you have always said that people eat by the face, and your girl can also eat by the face! Dad: Ah, girl, really! Daughter: Of course, Dad, look! Dad: Oh, really, girl, you talk about it, what's going on? Daughter: Last night in the dim place on the side of the road, I was teased by a few boys, I dragged them not to give up, and said that I wanted to be their girlfriend, and then someone opened the phone and looked at my face, and the result was that each person gave me five hundred yuan! Father:......

7. When I sleep at home on weekends, someone calls me early in the morning! I hung up impatiently, and when I was ready to continue sleeping, I realized that something was not right! Get up and look at it and find that it is the boss's phone! I quickly dialed back and said, "Boss, I'm sorry, I didn't see the wrong button just now!" The boss smiled and said, "It's okay, I also pressed the wrong one, I originally wanted to find Xiao Li, since you woke up, you should come to another shift!" ”

8, this evening at ten o'clock my mother has not come home to cook, I remember that she went out at five o'clock to walk the dog. I put on my clothes and went out looking for it, and saw my mother there at the door of the store not far from the neighborhood. I looked over and saw my mother playing mahjong with a few aunts, and I was full of helplessness. The puppy sat motionless on the bench and watched mahjong come out.

9, the first time I went to my girlfriend's house to see my parents, the scene was very embarrassing. I've been talking to my girlfriend for years and recently I'm getting ready to meet my parents and get married. When I went to her house, it was probably due to being too nervous or having problems with eating in the morning, and my stomach was uncomfortable all the time. Later, I couldn't help it, so I went to the bathroom to solve it. Who knows, I just sat down and relaxed and it was a strange fart, and then I heard my future father-in-law chatting in the living room say: Oh, it's loud, it scares me.

10. The goddess actually took the initiative to ask me out on an outing. Still driving her red SUV, I sat in the co-driver's seat and thought about it, could it be tonight... When the car was driving slowly through a rough road, passers-by suddenly shouted to her: "Beauty, your spare tire is about to be turned upside down, so fix it well." The goddess stopped, stopped me as she was about to get out of the car, smiled, and said, "Don't move, or I'll come." "She helped me fasten my seat belt and then drove silently again!?"

11, my husband was hit by Maserati and died on the spot, gave 20 million compensation, and then I opened a school. Teachers ask questions in class: This is a map of the world, who can point out where to come to the Americas? Nick walked over to the map and pointed out where the Americas were on the map. And the teacher said, "Well, children, tell me, who discovered America?" The children answered in unison: Nick!

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