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When it comes to the translation of ancient Chinese and classical Chinese, this is a headache for many students. Everyone has more or less tried to play "follow the feeling" in the exam room. As a result, some hilarious "divine translations" came into being.
Today, let's talk about the "wonderful" translations of classical Chinese that make people laugh and cry. By the way, I read the god-level translations of many netizens below
The hooligan Chiyou is not here to change silk, but to plot against me
Isn't his right hand supposed to hold Teacher Cang? [Witty] [Witty]
Sun Quan didn't forget to "catch the strong man" when he changed clothes, and pulled Lu Su to start chatting about family life, which is really a good business and life! [laughs and cries] [laughs and cries]
Your life is really more exciting than novels.,I don't know whether to laugh or cry [laugh cry] [laugh cry]
I suspect you're driving, but I don't have proof [laughs cry] [laughs cry]
This car was caught off guard [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]
I said yes, it's not completely impossible [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]
Eight hundred miles of roasting, more than 800 miles of barbecue on the battlefield to eat. [laughs and cries] [laughs and cries]
"Zhi" is known as "mole", his uncle runs a beauty salon and removed the mole on his mother's face [dog head]
Why did you move your hukou here? [laughs and cries] [laughing and crying]: There is a traffic jam on the road, and I came here by Mazda
The woman said, "Who will pay the taxes when I die?" Confucius said: This is really the pillar of the country. [laughs and cries] [laughs and cries]
I always feel that "speaking" and "working with tongues" are the same meaning [witty] [witty]
The master scolded and said: Qubble a ball! Isn't it your fault?
I thought these fighters were dressed as men. I thought that the men were all dead in the war [covering their faces] [covering their faces]
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