1. After work, I invited my female colleague to dinner, and she said that a friend also came over, and I thought that I was not bad for that person's meal money, so I said come. It turned out to be a man, and I was a little angry.

1. After work, I invited my female colleague to dinner, and she said that a friend had come over, and I thought that I was not bad for that person's meal money, so I said come. It turned out to be a man, I was a little angry at the time, but for the sake of our friendship, I didn't say anything, but I always felt that her relationship with the man was not ordinary, since the man came, I held her hand and she refused. When the man went to the bathroom, she said to me, "Brother, pay attention, that's my husband!" "I said okay. Then I ordered a lot of seafood and I said, "Have a good meal today!" The female colleague said, "You, you really love Ya and Wu, and be so good to him!" As I ate, I said, "Mainly I love to eat!" Halfway through the meal, I got up and called the waiter aside alone, gave him a tip of 100, and then asked him to help me with something, and he happily agreed. The seafood dinner is delicious, I really love to eat, a waiter will come over to the female colleague and say: "Miss, let your husband check out!" ”

The female colleague looked at me as if asking for help, and I ignored it. The waiter looked at me and said, "Brother, you're the lady's husband, right?" To you..." Before he could finish speaking, the husband of the female colleague was angry: "What kind of eyes do you have....I, it's me, I'm her husband!" Then, he rushed to check out, a total of 6983 yuan. When I went back, my female colleague glanced at me, and I whispered, "He's here too, how can I steal his limelight, right?" The female colleague thought about it and nodded! Looking at her relieved look, I suddenly had doubts about her intelligence, so stupid, why didn't I want it?

2. When I went out two days ago, I was chatting with a sister on the train, and the sister suddenly said: I heard that everyone in your place will change their faces? I asked rhetorically: Oh, since you said so, don't all of you people say that you can sing Huangmei opera, and you come to one? And then... Then I really didn't expect her to sing me a huangmei play... After singing, she said triumphantly: I sang, but you have changed? My face changed: Roll..."

3. My ex-girlfriend, who had not been in touch for 10 years, suddenly asked me to borrow money and said that she wanted to enroll my child in an interest class. I suddenly became alarmed and asked her, "Our child?" Who are we? She said, "Literally..." I tried to recall the night before I left ten years ago, and gave her all the pocket money I had accumulated for 6 years, 6892 yuan. She scolded me stingy, saying that the squad leader had given 50,000. I asked what was going on, and she said it literally. I feel like I'm being pitted?

4. Today, my father was in a good mood and spent a lot of money to buy an elbow to eat. After eating, there was a big bone left. I thought that the neighbor's Uncle Lee had a dog, so I took the bones and fed them to his dog. Uncle Li was not happy: "Don't come and feed my dog!" If you two get acquainted, it won't bite you, what if you come to my house to steal something? "I...

5. I won three million in the first big lotto and went to Country Garden to buy a new house. The next day after moving in, we met our manager in the neighborhood. At the end of the night, the manager said to me, "You wait and hold me." There was nothing to say on the road, and when I got to the bridge, I said, "There was a fool who drove his car into the pier and the car was ruined!" The manager looked at me and said, "So I rubbed your car today!" ”?

6. Had an unpleasant affair with her husband, during the Cold War. At night, the husband stuffed a small box for the landlord, opened it, and saw that it was a beautiful little fox gold pendant. I was secretly pleased, deliberately holding my face, pretending to blame him: What do you mean? You say I'm a fox elf? The husband hurriedly explained: No, not that means, there is such an ugly fox spirit as you!

7. A traffic policeman is issuing a ticket, and a man with a cigarette comes over and shouts: ''What else will you do besides the ticket?' The traffic police ignored it, and the man continued: "There is a kind of dragging away|." "The traffic police are very angry, and the man continues: there is a kind of dragging away!" The traffic police couldn't bear to take out the walkie-talkie, and when towing the truck, they kindly said to him: ''Come to the five brigades in the afternoon to deal with it!'" Man: "It's my bird business, the car is not mine!" "After humming a little song, riding a battery car.?

8. When working in an electronics factory, the factory flower played "detective", climbed an old man who opened a Bentley, and finally successfully married into the rich. After getting married, Factory Flower directly quit his job. After a year, the factory flower suddenly returned to work. Curious, I asked her: Isn't your husband particularly rich? How did you come to work? Factory Flower looked in the mirror and said with particular sadness: No, I don't have the ability to let my husband raise it.

9. The girlfriend grumbled with a hungry stomach in the middle of the night, so she ordered a takeaway and wrote a note: There is a reward for early delivery. The map shows that the distance is 8 kilometers, but after 10 minutes the delivery man comes to ring the doorbell. The girlfriend opened the door, saw the delivery man standing in the doorway smiling, and said expectantly: What about the reward? Girlfriend said: Rest assured!!!! Five-star praise and so on to !!!! Later, when I looked down from the window, my girlfriend learned that the delivery man had actually taken a taxi!!!!

10. Since I was a child, I have been afraid of injections, and when I arrived at the hospital, I cried all kinds of cries, which was more exciting than a bar DJ. When I was in elementary school, our school organized vaccinations together, and at that time I was ten thousand unwilling! But the doctor told us that those who were willing to give the injection and did not cry were given two candies, and those who cried were given one. In order to have sugar to eat, I opened up, and not a single tear flowed, so I got two. But as I grew up, I realized that it was sugar used to kill roundworms.

11. After the death of her mother-in-law, her father-in-law lingered among various beautiful women, and recently took another flight attendant and took her to a Western restaurant to eat. In order to show the taste, I asked for a bottle of red wine, and also stressed that I wanted the best! The restaurant owner: "Sir, the most expensive red wine in our shop is the 1869 Château la Fe red wine!" Father-in-law: "Oh? How expensive is it? The restaurant owner: "The price of 1.5 million yuan was auctioned that year, do you want to open it?" The father-in-law said unhurriedly: "You drive!" You open! You drive..." The father-in-law's words were not finished, and the restaurant owner was very happy, holding the bottle of wine. "The lid was opened. The father-in-law then said, "What an international joke are you making!" We're not the ingredients for this wine..."

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