1, feel that Wang Feng is a big game of chess, Zhang Ziyi promised him to propose, the headline is "Wang Feng proposed to Zhang Ziyi successfully", if Zhang Ziyi rejected his marriage proposal, the headline is "Wang Feng to Zhang Zhang."

1, feel that Wang Feng is a big game of chess, Zhang Ziyi promised him to propose, the headline is "Wang Feng proposed to Zhang Ziyi successfully", if Zhang Ziyi refused his marriage proposal, the headline is "Wang Feng proposed to Zhang Ziyi and was rejected miserably", good guys, no matter what the ending of the feelings, he is set!

2, when I worked in an electronics factory, I was with the beautiful female front desk of our company, and the two of us had been in a relationship for more than two years, and it was time to get married. So I planned to propose to my girlfriend this evening, and everything was going through my plans. We drank red wine and enjoyed the violin in the Western restaurant. This exciting moment arrived, just when I proposed on one knee, I don't know which strange cottage mobile phone rang. Then sing the climactic part of "The Most Dazzling National Style"... The end of the world is my love... I was suddenly messy...

3, a colleague of the company has been disliked by the boss, abandoned for many years. But colleagues have always been very active, even more serious than the boss. Finally, one day, the colleague got married, and the boss looked at the daughter in the wedding dress with tears in his eyes and said to the colleague: I understand now that Lao Tzu has always worked for you!

4, before marriage, my wife once said to me: "I have many shortcomings in this person, but there are at least two advantages." One is diligent and fast, and the other is good at kung fu. "I didn't think about the second thing and married her... It wasn't until I was often beaten by her after marriage that I understood that she was really good at kung fu!

5, high school crush on a bully boy, in order to talk to him, painstakingly sat in the back row of him, deliberately troubled him to teach me, that is a window position, when he lectured, a ray of sunlight hit him, full of light, so handsome... When he asked me if I understood, he imitated the plot of the TV series, looked at him with affection, and finally one day he said: "Do you not wash your face every day?" Eye is all a circle of eyes! ”

6, the brother stole his father's Alipay huabei, charged 200,000 yuan to the DNF. In the evening, he would invite me to a fancy restaurant. Ordered a black chicken soup, found that the chicken soup was black and turbid, and looked very unclean, so he called the boss to inquire. The boss said very calmly: Soup must be no problem, because this is a black chicken! I snorted coldly: Don't pull it, how can the black chicken be so cheap? The boss immediately apologized: I'm sorry. Then he turned around and shouted: Waiter, the 60-piece chicken on table 8 was miscalculated, changed to 150!

7, when I was a child, I once went home hungry and asked my mother what to eat, and my mother said "Soul Douluo". At that time, I was scared to pee, could I know that I went to the game hall? Hurry to the table to look, huh... Wontons, tofu, turnips...

8, chat with a rich second generation of friends, said that the current girl worship gold problem, friends are very disagreeable, said that he once did an experiment, half a year to chase 4 girls, the first midnight to drive Ferrari to send ravioli to confess success. The second girl had a cold and drove Aston Martin to deliver medicine to whitening successfully, the third girl worked overtime until midnight, the friend drove a Porsche to pick up the white successfully, and the fourth drunk friend in the bar drove a Lamborghini to pick up, also confessed success. Experiments have proved that no matter what car you drive, as long as you move girls at the right time, the confession can be successful!!

9, just today, the girl who sat in front of the first crush for a long time suddenly turned back and asked: "That, do you have a girlfriend?" At that time, it was sudden, so I looked helplessly at the buddies next to me. I was still terrified, and the girl suddenly said, "Oh, I understand!" no wonder...... I lean on, what the hell did she know! I don't understand, do you understand?

10, there is a mixed classmate in high school, one day with the physical education teacher bar, after class directly pulled out the knife to chase the physical education teacher, chased into the equipment room, just when we pinched the sweat for the teacher, the ran out first, we want the teacher to finish, call the ambulance. As a result, the teacher came out of the inside with a javelin in his hand, chased the, and the climax was that he shouted while running, running back the way you just chased me, Lao Tzu wants to earn back face...

11, junior high school mixed up a lot, one day, I met a gang: you TM dared to collide with me! Don't want to live, do you? Me: Big brother, we both wear school uniforms? Another on the side was impatient: Beating you and helping you find a reason is already giving you face! ”

12. When I was in junior high school at Hengshui Middle School, it was particularly popular to play QQ flying cars in the school. One night I skipped class to go to an Internet café because I was an underage, so I had to go through the back door. The back door of the Internet café often watched over us to collect money, I only had 10 yuan, they said to give 5 yuan. I couldn't resist the large number of them, so I had to give them all 10 yuan. I didn't think too much about it at the time, thinking that the money would definitely not be returned, so I turned around and left. Just a few steps away, someone caught up with me and shoved 5 bucks into my hand...

13, living treasure: "Fat woman, do you know why I married you?" "You're finally going to reveal the mystery?" "You're chubby and in good shape." "What's going on?" "I was thinking, if we really can't mix, go back to being a farmer, you can still be a cow messenger."

14, after talking to my boyfriend for three years in college, I am finally graduating. Taking him home for the New Year, I was afraid of being rejected by my mother, because my family conditions were much better than his. The old mother chatted with him for a while, and it seemed that he had passed the pass in confusion. Mom asked Dad what his opinion was, and Dad wore an apron to end the dish out: I am a cook, professional is not right, do not express opinions!