1. The sister-in-law used to work as a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, and the two lived a plain life?

1. The sister-in-law used to work as a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, the two lived a plain life?, but last week, the sister-in-law's husband was in a car accident and did not rescue him, and the sister-in-law was sad. At the funeral, I whispered to her: How much does the insurance pay?? The sister-in-law replied: At that time, I did not approve of it, and I did not let him buy it. I asked again: How much family property did he leave for you? The sister-in-law cried: Two hundred and thirty million. Two hundred million is: remembrance, memories.? Thirty million: Don't take good care of the children, don't take good care of the elderly, don't remarry.

2. Twenty-six, no boyfriend yet, friends are anxious for me. This day the shopping girlfriend said: "Introduce you to a boyfriend, it is a little fat!" I was stunned and licked the ice cream on my hand: "Fat, then forget it... How fat is it? The girlfriend thought about it and said: "He used to drive a Ferrari, he was squeezed, and now he has changed to a Land Rover!" Me: "Who allows you to say my boyfriend is fat?" ”

3. During the National Day wedding, I ran out of soft Chinese, so I had to go to the supermarket downstairs to buy a package of 12 yuan of red Nanjing. I gave the boss 15 dollars, and suddenly remembered that I had 1 dollar of change on me. I asked the boss to wait and find change, but I searched for a long time and didn't find the 1 dollar. I said helplessly, "Forget it, don't look for it!" The boss was immediately happy: "Great, thank you!" "Then I just got out of the supermarket in a daze.

4. I've been renting a car for more than ten years, and it's the first time my brother has met such an annoying girl. Last night, I pulled a beautiful girl and she started snacking as soon as she got in the car. I watched as she ate three packs of spicy strips, and the whole car smelled of spicy strips. I don't think she's polite at all, and very uncultured. I kept looking at her, but along the way, she didn't ask me if I ate or not!

5. My husband's unit is on duty these days, so I went back to my mother's house myself, and he will come back when he is on leave. Today, I was wandering on the street alone, and I met my former neighbor's aunt, who pulled me aside, and then looked at me strangely: What a good girl, why is the in-laws so cruel! I asked her what she said in a daze, and she sighed and said, "The word spread in the village that you were beaten back by your in-laws because you were too lazy, and your husband didn't come to pick you up for the New Year, and you didn't even show your face, so pitiful!" I seriously thought about it, one by one, checking, which big mother did I offend?

6. I still remember one thing, it was when I was on a business trip. Every day, the daughter-in-law calls to list today's garbage and asks: Honey, is it dry garbage? Or wet garbage? I helplessly said: Honey, in fact, this garbage classification is particularly simple, pigs can eat wet garbage, otherwise it is dry garbage. When I came back, I found that there was a pet pig on the small balcony...

7. Enter the elevator and press the tenth floor. A beautiful woman came up to close the door, and she pressed the 23456789 floor. I said, "Excuse me, what are you?" She smiled thiefly, "I can't let you guess how many floors I'm going to." Wait for her to come down from the seventh floor! I looked at her slim back and sighed: Very beautiful girl is not high IQ!

8. After graduating from college, I went to work at Evergrande Group and broke up with the manager of our department for a month. Now it has been 3 years since the breakup, and today the manager suddenly called me and said: "I didn't seriously watch you dress up, eat and go shopping before, and it is really a good regret to make every move." After I listened, I sneered, "Do you know that you regret it now?" It's too late! The department manager then said: "Hate, I didn't expect to get back together with you, I regret not learning makeup with you, my boyfriend hates that I don't have femininity!" ”

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