1. When a prisoner is executed, the prison guard just said, "Execution! Just listening to the prisoner laughing all the time, the prison guard immediately asked the handmaiden to stop and asked, "You are going to die, why are you still laughing?"

1. When a prisoner is executed, the prison guard just says, "Execution! Just listening to the prisoner laughing all the time, the prison guard immediately stopped the handmaiden and asked, "You are going to die, why are you still laughing so happily?" The prisoner said: "The book says, laugh every day, and sure enough, you can live for a few more seconds." ”

2. After graduating from college, I have not found a suitable job, and one day a friend asked me to go to a bar with me and spent fifty dollars online to buy a Rolls-Royce key. When I went into the bar for a drink, my friend threw the car keys on the table. This trick really worked, and all kinds of beautiful girls came forward to talk. Until he was slightly drunk, several girls helped him out, and one girl asked: What about your car? My friend calmly said: I never drive a car when I drink, and I take a taxi home

3. Working in the workshop of the steel mill, the work is finished before the time of leaving work. A few colleagues and I were idle and bored, and we started playing landlords. Finally, we were caught by the supervisor, who angrily asked us: What are you two doing in the workshop? Hurry up and be honest. A colleague said: Pointing out the country and mountains, stirring up the words, dung soil was ten thousand households in that year. Supervisor: You speak to me. Colleague: Fighting landlord. Supervisor: Okay, go to the finance and pay a thousand dollars per person!

4. Yesterday, the man went to the store to buy a small mount, and a cool little motorcycle caught his eye. The man asked the boss: How much is this car? Owner: Twelve thousand. The man was amazed in his heart, the electric car is so expensive, TUO mouth out a sentence: 6666! Looking back at the boss with a look of pain: 6800! I really don't make money at this price

5. I lived with my girlfriend half a year ago, and recently my mother came to see us both. After work tonight, my girlfriend said to me: Let's buy another mini washing machine for washing underwear. The old mother who sat there teasing the dog listened and said to her girlfriend: Daughter-in-law, what are you doing with that money, you really won't live a life! The girlfriend was just about to explain, the mother stared at her and said: Daughter-in-law, from today onwards, you have to remember that my son's nickname is Mini Washing Machine...

6. The child asks the father, "Daddy, how many changes are there in a night?" The father replied, "Five changes a night." "In the middle of the night, the child wanted to get out of bed to pee, and accidentally woke up his father. The father said confusedly: "Three changes in the middle of the night, what do you want to do?" The child said unhappily: "Daddy, there is no three changes in the middle of the night." The father asked why, and the child said, "Didn't you say five more a night?" How come there are three changes in the middle of the night?

7. A young man's family is very poor house is also very broken, took a few girls home to recognize the door, all think that his family has no money and can not do it, and then this guy summed up the experience, bought a bucket of paint in front of the door wrote a big "demolition" word, and later married a daughter-in-law. Ten years later, his daughter-in-law was holding a 9-year-old child, the house was still so broken, the house was still not demolished, crying and saying, fucking did not ask for a date at that time.

8. I had a quarrel with my wife, who was louder and scared my 16-month-old son into crying. I was so angry, I touched my son's head and said, "Son, Daddy is a good daddy, Mom is not necessarily a good mom, remember." My wife also came over and touched her son's head and said, "Son, my mother is my mother, my father's words.....

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