1, at home was urged to go on a blind date, buddy to see the photo is not beautiful did not agree, today forced to meet, and her first meeting, about in the milk tea shop, the girl is not the type that buddies like, but not

1, at home was urged to go on a blind date, buddy to see the photo is not beautiful did not agree, today forced to meet, and her first meeting, about in the milk tea shop, the girl is not the type that buddies like, but embarrassed to say. After a morning of chatting and then accompanying her to the movies, she told her buddies that she liked daring boys. As soon as the buddies heard that the opportunity had come, watching the movie, they immediately drilled into her arms in fright, leaving her stunned look...

2, I fell in love with the only girl in our architecture class, did not skip class every day to go online, and insisted on accompanying her to class. One day the teacher should have had a convulsion and began to talk about how to drug her husband to die suddenly for unknown reasons. There is a way to eat on the spot, a way to eat for 1 year, and a way to eat for 10 years. Watching her take careful notes, I made up my mind to be best friend with her.

3. After graduating from college, my father arranged for me to go to work at his company! After three months on the job, I got into contact with the front desk of the company. A month later, I moved in with her! But the house I rented with her was not well insulated. Last night, she lied to listen to bedtime stories! I fell asleep and breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly I heard the girl next door say, "And then?" ”

4. The leader is hanging in the river on the stage, gushing endlessly. The host hinted at the applause of the people below several times, but everyone did not react at all. Suddenly, someone below "snapped" and clapped, and the sound was loud. Immediately, thunderous applause rang out... The leader looked triumphant. The applause stopped, and a person below whispered, "Just shoot a mosquito, I didn't expect everyone to slap along!"

5, a modern woman inadvertently traveled to ancient times, wandering in the street was seen by the emperor who was out of the parade, the emperor fell in love with her at first sight, so he took her back to the palace, sealed the concubine and rewarded a lot of gold and silver jewelry. The woman was very happy, so she did not intend to return to the modern era, and was willing to follow the emperor to enjoy the glory and wealth. That night, the emperor took her to soak in the golden pool bath, eat the taste of mountains and treasures, and personally changed her clothes and was served by her. As a result, because the woman was too skilled and did not see the red, she was killed by the cane the next day at the age of 20.

6, it was difficult to borrow money from the buddies to raise the amount of Huabei to 5000, and immediately snapped up a Huawei P40 mobile phone online. After arriving, there are many small gifts, chargers, headphones are readily available. The charger broke after using it for more than a year, but I didn't want to buy a new one. I walked over to the Pudding Hotel, went in and said to the front desk, "I left the charger here." The front desk held out a large box of various types of chargers and said: "All customers have left behind, look for you to see if there is yours." ”

7, yesterday on a business trip, when opening the room, but forgot to bring an ID card, helplessly picked up the mobile phone, remembered the people near WeChat, and then saw the woman to send a message, open the room, the result of a woman responded to me. Said after taking a shower to come to me, wait for half a day, the woman finally came, after the room was opened I returned the ID card to her, and explained that she did not bring an ID card, just borrowed an ID card to open a room, she was full of anger, scolding the animals and animals.

8, today the temperature has cooled down, when I went out, my mother stuffed me with a down jacket: "It's cold, put the coat on, and put your hands in your pocket." I was confused: "Mom, it's only 18 degrees today, I don't need it." She said, "Fool, I'm here to help you cover up the embarrassment of no one holding hands when walking." ”

9, today at the concert met a very beautiful girl, chatted for a few minutes, and left each other mobile phone numbers. Toward the end of the concert, she said her phone was running out of battery and borrowed my phone to use. I happily lent her my phone. When I got home, I wanted to send her a text message, only to find out: she had deleted her number from my phone!

10, stay at home and have nothing to do, so I watch short videos on my mobile phone, and often see some videos of waste utilization. At noon, I asked my mother: Is there any waste in our house? Take it out and take advantage of it. My mother looked at me and said calmly: The only waste in our family is you, you should think about how to use it yourself! I said grumpily: "My heart is pierced, mother!"

11, the company's new beautiful colleagues, so the men began to take a bath every day, eliminated the slippers at work, the desk was polished, clean and no personal, talking about the gentleman that funny that humor... A few days later, I heard that the beautiful colleague had been married, less than 2 days, everyone was business as usual...

12, a husband in a mountain village went to the city to sell grain, and then ate an oil cake in the city, which felt sweet and crispy, very delicious. When I got home, I said to my wife: The oil cake is very delicious. Let's also have a meal of oil cake. There is no soft noodles, the wife said: Just put the white noodles and put them on. There was no sugar to make the filling, the wife said: Wrap the leeks on it.

13. Today, my brother-in-law and sister worked overtime in the company, so I had to drive to send my little nephew to a cram school. I carried my nephew's school bag and sent him to the door, and then hummed a little song and went to the Internet café with my buddies to play games. When I got to the office, before I could sit down, I received a call from my teacher. I heard my nephew whimpering and saying, "Auntie, you carried my school bag away!"

14, my wife is pregnant and asks me to quit smoking, I am addicted to smoking for more than ten years, how to quit ah. So the wife said, "I'll give you a cigarette, and if I don't smoke this cigarette for ten months, I'll buy you the VR game console." "For the sake of the children, for the sake of my game console, I endured for ten months. After the birth of the child, my game console also arrived. I asked my wife, "Wife, how can you be sure I haven't smoked this cigarette?" The wife said, "I put a firecracker in the smoke." ”

15, the cousin went to school at Lanxiang Technical School and found a boyfriend who studied auto repair. Not knowing what's going on lately, my cousin broke up with her boyfriend. When my cousin came home from vacation, I asked her why she broke up with her boyfriend. As a result, this girl said that she tattooed her boyfriend's initials on the wrist, and as a result, the tattoo was too painful, and when she saw the tattoo, she could remember the pain at that time, and the more she looked at him, the more unpleasant it was, and then she kicked him! For this reason, I am stunned...