1. A woman encounters a robber on her way home. She knelt down and said, "Big brother, my hotel sends leaflets, the salary is only 1900 wages, can you not rob the money?" It's really not okay. "Robbery

1. A woman encounters a robber on her way home. She knelt down and said, "Big brother, my hotel sends leaflets, the salary is only 1900 wages, can you not rob the money?" It's really not okay. The robber cried and said, "Sister, I also send flyers at the gym, because now there is no performance to come out to rob, all of them are with you." The woman packed her clothes and was about to turn and leave. The robber said, "Take this leaflet of mine, or my other colleagues will stop you from robbing it." ”???

2. When I was a child, my family was poor, I went to school with my brother, and later I was admitted to a prestigious university together. My brother resolutely gave up the opportunity to go to college for me. I secretly swore that I must study hard, have a bright future in graduation in the future, and then repay my brother and repay my family. Ten years later, I found that I thought too much, I couldn't find a job after graduation and ran to deliver takeaways, and as a result, my brother raised pigs at home, contracted a farm, and earned a local tycoon!

3. I still remember when we graduated from college, when our instructor took us to the playground that day and said, "Do whatever you want!" After graduation, there will be no chance for each side of the day. Unexpectedly, my roommate shouted, "I'm going to tell you now, I've been putting up with you for a long time!" "Directly to the instructor came a flying kick, kicked the instructor three meters away. One by one, we stared at each other wide-eyed and stood in the same place at a loss! It's just that after so many years, I heard that he has not yet graduated...?

4, I leaked the company's secrets sold 5 million, the boss found out and fired me. The female colleague came to my house, cried and said: You are gone, what should I do? My mom asked me doubtfully: What is the relationship between the two of you? I said bluntly: It doesn't matter? Female colleague: Auntie, don't misunderstand, he is gone, won't I become the first in performance??

5. On the day of the college entrance examination, I saw that I scored 698 points, and I fainted when I was happy! Dad was also very happy to know, so he directly sent me a BMW M5. After the start of school, I drove the BMW M5 to school, and my classmates saw such a good car for the first time. Excited, they jokingly competed for my car keys. Accidentally hitting the school flower, she covered her forehead and shouted: Who threw the car keys? No one dared to admit it and I took it. Seeing that more than a million BMW M5s were about to be driven away, I had to go over and apologize. She threw away her car keys, pointed at me and said, "You follow me to the infirmary, you're responsible for me!" There was no turning back from this walk, and I was responsible for her for the rest of her life!!!!!

6. Before Mulan joined the army for his father, he went to the East Market to buy a horse, to the West Market to buy a saddle, to the South Market to buy a braid, and to the North City to buy a long whip. When the general heard about it, he asked, "Mulan, are you dressed as a man?" Mulan was surprised: "How does the general know?" The general said, "Men don't go to four markets in a row to buy this thing." ”

7, this is not fast before the end of work, my work is not busy, overtime. I didn't expect overtime time, it was raining heavily outside, and after the overtime, I rode my bike home in the rain. When I got home, I hurried to take a shower, afraid of catching a cold. After taking a shower, I found that I forgot to bring underwear, opened a slit in the bathroom door, and asked my mother-in-law to help me bring it. The mother-in-law said: "It has been raining heavily for a few days, but it has not dried." "I was in a hurry to wear it, so I asked her to buy one for me." After half a day, I finally heard my mother-in-law say, "Buy it!" As soon as I heard it, I said, "Then bring it in for me!" As a result, the mother-in-law came and said: "It has not been shipped yet!" "You're my mother-in-law.

8. Before the National Day holiday, my brother came home from out of town, and my mother saw him come back alone and threw him out. Ask my brother to find a girlfriend to go home, and then my brother sends a message to my mother: I have found a girlfriend. Mom: Send me a photo to show me, take a picture. Then my brother asked me to help him P, and I randomly found a photo of the girl and a photo of my brother on the Internet. If I hadn't been careful enough, I didn't find that girls wear long sleeves, brothers wear short sleeves, and brothers should be at home!

9. Because my girlfriend ran in the morning and became acquainted with her boyfriend, she taught me the secret: "initiative, boldness, enthusiasm"! I kept in mind that I went to a nearby park for a few days for a morning run, but this morning a big uncle who was running in the morning stopped me and asked, "Boy, what did you do to those running boys?" Why don't they come for a run now? ”

10. I went on a tour with my friends, so we went to the queue together to buy train tickets. The two people who had bought tickets in front of them complained: How can two tickets not be given next to each other. When we arrived, I had more eyes, and I was busy with a smiley face: Master, you see, the two of us master said: I want to be next to each other! We were busy saying: Yes, next to each other. Say goodbye and hand us two tickets. I quickly thanked him and took a look at it, but there was no seat.

11. When I worked at Futukang Electronics Factory, the quality of food was not as good as a day, so I went to Lanzhou ramen outside to eat some meat. I ordered a bowl of beef ramen, and there were only three slices of beef as thin as cicada wings in the bowl. Anger arose in my heart, and I asked the girl who served the soup: "Sister, you are really dark, just two or three pieces of meat for 10 yuan?" She despised me for a moment: "Your two waists are not big, give you 200,000 yuan, can you sell it?" "I said of course I can't sell it, and I can't sell it for 2 million." She smiled and said, "That's not it, things are not in size, the key is to see the value!" "I...

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