When my hero was young, there was a girl who was willing to lose her life for me - she said firmly: If you pester me again, I will die. ... When I was in the field, there was a girl,

When I was a hero, there was a girl who was willing to lose her life for me - she said firmly: You pestered me again, I will die...When I was out of the field, there was a girl who was willing to wait for me until the next life - she said softly: You want to be my boyfriend, the next life... When I was poor, there was a girl who was willing to go to Huangquan with me - her eyes were red and she said: If you don't pay me back, I will die with you... alas! How infatuated women in the world are, but they still can't make me stop and stay, and they are still lonely, and they can't think of modesty...

2. The king of the daughter country wrote a letter to the Tang monk: "Brother Yu, the skin is white and beautiful, the temperament is good, the heavenly court is full of square circles, the height and posture are also excellent, and the abundance of heroism and magnificence is very satisfactory." I would like to take the wealth of a country, recruit my brother as my husband, sit in the south and call me an orphan, and I will be the empress. You and I perform the rituals of the Weekly Charity, enjoy the joy of fish and water, and no longer rely on the water of the Mother River to give to our heirs. Tang Monk replied, "Queen, I don't believe in asking for a son with a lot of money." ”

3, the cousin who graduated from college just came to the mall to work on the company's female manager, the cousin of the beautiful woman who is well-off and inferior is afraid that he is not worthy of others, and at the instigation of his friends, his cousin still went to confess: "Are you willing to marry me?" Beauty said, "If you can earn enough of the 200,000 bride price my mother wants in 3 years, I will be willing." "In order to fight for this breath, just like the plot in the movie, a person does 3 jobs to deliver takeaways and run Didi. Finally, on the 7th day of saving money without eating or drinking, my cousin was hungry and was sent to the hospital for nutritional injections.

4. When welcoming the kiss, the woman suddenly wants to add 50,000 pieces of dowry, and if she does not give, she will not let the bride be picked up. The groom angrily called out: "XX, if I were to marry you today, would you marry me?" "No, what's wrong?" "I'll just ask, what's that... Can you lend me some money? ”......

5, get up in the morning, the girlfriend lies in bed, drag the daughter-in-law does not let go of the bed, the daughter-in-law came to say: well, baby, you have to be late in the mother without letting go, late The boss will spank ... The girlfriend reluctantly let go, etc... There seems to be something wrong...

6, 12 hours a day is very hard. I didn't rest after work last night, so I went straight into the kitchen and cooked with my wife. By the time we were eating, we were tired of dogs, and after eating, neither of us wanted to wash the dishes. I proposed, "Otherwise, let's guess the boxing, right?" The loser goes wash! She shook her head and said shyly, "No, people are ladies coming, guessing boxing is so rude!" I thought about it and proposed, "Then let's guess the coin!" With that, I took a coin out of my pocket. She suddenly became angry: "Well, you actually hid your private money behind my back!" Punish you for washing dishes for three days.

7. There is a fairy in the heavenly court who is tired of the life in the heavenly court, and the next fan marries a mortal. After marriage, the fairy often quarreled with her husband. After that fight, the two began a cold war, and neither of them was willing to take care of anyone. In the evening, the fairy's husband handed her a still wooden box. The fairy opened it to see that it was a beautiful little fox gold pendant... The fairy whispered inwardly, and asked with a straight face: What do you mean? You say I'm a fox elf? Her husband hurriedly explained: No, you have misunderstood, there is such an ugly fox spirit as you.

8. When my brother met my sister-in-law, my brother was still a migrant worker living in the basement. At the beginning, my brother had nothing, and the family conditions were not good, so he could not support his brother to live in a big city. But the brother did not want to go home and tried to survive in the big city. Now after hard work, my brother is married, and there are currently three sets of courtyards in the third ring road, and I still drive a BMW X7. Brother: Thank you wife for accompanying me in my struggle, there is no inspirational plot, just want everyone to know that it is good to have a rich old man!

9, Wei Xiaobao, Yang Guo, Guo Jing and Ling Huchong several together than wife. Yang Guo said: My wife is willing to jump off a cliff for me. Guo Jing said: My wife is willing to break up with my father for me. Ling Hu Chong said: My wife is willing to imprison the Shaolin Temple for me. Wei Xiaobao smiled silently, and everyone looked back, and Shuang'er was already asking Huang Rong, Xiaolongnü, and Ren Yingying for phone numbers and Q numbers. -

10, may you be less hurt when you are obsessed with not realizing, may you wake up when things are people, may you meet that person, that can make you no longer have to grit your teeth and hold back tears stubborn people Girl may you meet the right person as you wish to be single in the world of love

1 Out of the subway mouth, found that when I went out, it was still good weather, and it actually rained lightly. I was worried, a handsome young man next to me came over and handed me an umbrella: May you be warm in three winters, may you not be cold in spring, may you have lights in the dark, and an umbrella in the rain. I couldn't help but feel a rush of joy in my heart, was he confessing to me? But I met him for the first time, and it was too fast. Just thinking about how to answer him, the handsome guy said again: 15 a handful, no bargaining!

12, the mother is a matchmaker, this day, introduced me to a girl. After eating together, I walked around outside and saw that there was an electronic scale, and he asked me to go up and weigh it. We had only just met, and of course I didn't want to, so I said that it would be heavy when I had just eaten. As a result, he bought ten hydrogen balloons for me to hold in my hand and weigh them, saying that this would offset the weight of what I had eaten...

13. Eating in the canteen, Aunt Li, who still has the charm of the unit, asked me if I had time to eat with her daughter- She has an urgent matter, and when she comes back to take her daughter home, I quickly block back the fifty yuan she gave me, expressing my willingness, I invite guests... Now I was facing a pure white Samoyed, eating at a large pile of chicken legs and pig's trotters, and my heart was broken.

14) A priest returns home after officiating over a newlywed couple's wedding. His wife asked him, "How was the wedding going?" "At first it went well," said the priest, "but when I asked 'would you like to obey the other,' the bride said, 'Do you think I'm crazy?'" And the bridegroom said, 'Yes.' Here comes the trouble'. ”