1, the hotel check-out, the waiter came to check the room, found that there are three holes in the curtains, so asked for a hole to pay 50 yuan. The dude asked, "Are you sure a hole is $50?" The waiter nodded.

1, the hotel check-out, the waiter came to check the room, found that there are three holes in the curtains, so asked for a hole to pay 50 yuan. The dude asked, "Are you sure a hole is $50?" The waiter nodded. Only to see these two goods pick up cigarette butts to burn the three small holes in the curtains into a big hole, and then gave the waiter 50 pieces, saying: "If you can save 100, save 100." ”

2. The brother-in-law is now an executive in Huawei, with a salary of more than 100,000 a month and a Mercedes-Benz GLE400. But the brother-in-law is obsessed with work, so he is still single, and the old man is very anxious. Recently, the brother-in-law liked a sister who had just come to the company, but the sister was not cold to the workaholic like the brother-in-law, and loved to answer. His best friend gave him an idea, using roundabout tactics to get along with the girl's father. So the brother-in-law found an opportunity to drink, fish, and play chess with the girl's father every day, and had a lot of fun. Sure enough, it was useful, and now the girl saw this goods and enthusiastically called uncle...?

3. When I was in college, I fell in love with the school flowers at first sight, and I drank some wine at this dinner, and through the strength of the wine, I boldly confessed. The school flower said: You can use the few words I said to create a sentence that I am satisfied with, and I will promise you. I nodded excitedly, and the school flower said: Use "urination" to make a sentence. Me: I've loved you since I was a kid. School Flower: Stool. Me: I grew up determined to marry you. School Flower: These two words are used together. Me: I have studied hard since I was a child, and when I grew up, I worked hard to earn money for our family! The school flower smiled and said: Let's go to the movies together at night! "

4, today is the weekend, pulling my husband to accompany me to do hair, washing hair little sister looks very beautiful, the technique is also very good. After my hair was cut, my husband suddenly said: Wife, my hair seems to be a little long, or should I cut it too? When he was done, he was ready to go to wash his hair. At this moment, I pulled him over, smiled and said: Husband, I am hungry, or should we go to eat something first? Looks like it's time to buy a new washboard!

5. On May Day, Mr. Li took his wife to the southern seaside for a vacation, and when he went, Mr. Li called a hotel to prepare to book a room. When he heard the hotel quote the room rate, he was surprised and said, "It's too expensive!" The front desk of the hotel said on the phone: "This is a house with a sea view!" I saw that Teacher Li thought about it and said, "Is there no window, how much is it?" ”

6. After eating, I went to the park for a walk and met a particularly young and handsome man with a little girl. The little girl said to him: Daddy, I think I'm so ugly. Her father said: Baby does not cry, no matter what you are, it is Daddy's baby daughter. When I got home, I also followed the same girl's example, and said to my father with a sad face: Dad, I think I am so ugly. Dad suddenly said with a smile: Girl, you don't need to worry, in fact, Dad is also ugly.

7, the girlfriend is the lobby manager of the Western restaurant, I went to look for him at noon, just in their restaurant for a meal. She came to deliver food to me in her restaurant overalls, and I deliberately joked: "Beauty, can you get free orders?" The girlfriend smiled and said, "Yes, you can stay with me for a while, and every meal will be free from now on." I continued to joke: "Then you feed me." Then in full view of the restaurant, she fed me. After eating, I took her arm and left the company together. All the people in the restaurant were dumbfounded, the men were envious, the ladies were all jealous.

8, a month ago with my father's credit card bought a Volkswagen Magotan, since the car has not been washed, now dirty to wash the car. My car was being washed and suddenly a Honda Civic came, and the driver got out of the car covered in sweat. Curious, the master asked the driver why he did not turn on the air conditioner. The man said: The air conditioner is broken, come up to you here to check and check. Master: Then why don't you open the window? The man said a sentence that almost didn't make me vomit blood: I was all open to the horizon, the windows were open on a hot day, and I didn't make people laugh to death! "

9. The wife had difficulty giving birth to her daughter, and she was hospitalized for half a year and finally obtained the approval of the chief physician to go home for recuperation. When I was discharged from the hospital, the doctor specifically instructed me: the patient is weak and needs to rest, you should take care of it a little more, and try not to let her do housework. Me: No problem! The doctor said appreciatively: Really considerate. I scratched my head and smiled: What's this? Usually she doesn't do it! "

10, Fa Xiao was sent to Guangdong by his family to study, and when he went, he was accompanied by Fa Xiao's father. They had just picked up a taxi and passed by a van with the words "Guangdong has money." Fa Xiao said to his father: Wow, Dad, Cantonese people are too high-profile, and Guangzhou has money, won't it? Dad took a look, and three black lines came out: that was Guangzhou Cable, the TV station's car!

11. I just opened the door of the all-season hotel and smelled a strong smell of smoke. I called the front desk and told her that the smell of smoke in the room was too heavy and asked someone to come and deal with it. The front desk answered: Please wait a moment and send someone to do smoke-free treatment for your room immediately. I thought to myself, in just a few months, I have become so advanced. Until later, a waiter came in and helped me open all the doors and windows...

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