1, the sister-in-law temporarily lived in my house after the divorce, half a year later pregnant, the mother-in-law quietly said to me: "Son-in-law, you know a lot of people, you see if you can find a partner for your sister-in-law, find someone like you."

1, the sister-in-law divorced temporarily lived in my house, half a year later pregnant, the mother-in-law quietly said to me: "Son-in-law, you know a lot of people, you see if you can find a partner for your sister-in-law, find an honest person like you, now her belly is getting bigger and bigger every day." ”

2, the boyfriend went to a junior college, and his grandfather was a professor of high mathematics in the school. He didn't tell his classmates, and he often arrived late or even missed class when he was in high school. Grandpa didn't teach him as a student's face, until one day the review class boyfriend did not go, Grandpa couldn't bear to call the parents! Then in front of the whole class, they taught them both grandfathers together, and then none of the whole class hung up the subject!

3. During the festival, I snatched 500 yuan of red envelopes in the company group, and I have not moved in WeChat, thinking about it in case of emergency. In the evening my daughter gave me a cake to eat, I saw that she was so fat and did not buy it for her, this morning I got up to take a look, the money in the WeChat wallet was gone, a look at the record, and sure enough, it was transferred to my daughter-in-law. My daughter walked up to me and said, "Don't think that your mother doesn't know your password, you're safe, last time I used a tablet to do the question, I found out that you have money on WeChat!" "It is said that the girl is Daddy's little cotton jacket, but how does my family's little cotton jacket leak wind???

4. When I first went to college, I fell in love with a sister, and that girl never agreed. One day she asked me out and said she had something important to say to me, and I gladly went to the appointment. When we met, she said: I used to feel that the handsome one has no money, the rich one is ugly, and today I finally found that you have both, and I envy you so much. A meal of praise made me flutter and I was trying to take the opportunity to confess. The girl then said: It turns out that even those who have no money can look so ugly!

5, I know a good brother, the family is an upstart. Originally in college, he suddenly received news from his father that six sets of rural family houses in the family were demolished. Since then, he has become the second generation of the rich, and his father gave him a Bentley that month. When I got off work this day, it happened to rain, and when I came out of the garage, I saw a beautiful woman sheltering from the rain and asked: What about the beautiful woman waiting for the car? Where to go?? Beauty's eyes lit up: go to Sanlitun. Dude: So coincidentally I am. The beauty was excited, and did not wait for the beauty to open the mouth of the buddy came: Then I will go first, and I will see you in Sanlitun.

6, the brother-in-law was rubbed by the BMW on the road, the young BMW driver came down and threw 400 yuan to the brother-in-law, and said to the brother-in-law very dismissively: A broken public I still lose. The brother-in-law smiled slightly, took off his sunglasses, took out a lighter, quietly lit a cigarette, and said to him: Young man, don't underestimate this Volkswagen, if you don't know the car, call and ask your dad how much the Passat Business Edition is worth? The BMW driver was confused and quickly called his father. A minute later, he asked for 100 yuan from his brother-in-law...

7. Today, I saw my roommate's father at the door of the girls' dormitory, and she was very surprised and said: Dad, what are you here for? Her father pulled her aside and said: What do you want to do, ah, my mother and I spend money to let you go to school, is to let you study well, have achievements in the future, you are good, you know how to play all day, and you have given birth to a child, who are you worthy of? The roommate was blindfolded and said: Dad, I didn't, where did you come from? Her father said: Still not admit it? Your mother and I both saw it, and you sent it in the circle of friends: the baby was suffering, and he had a cold, and the doctor said he wanted an injection. So I rushed over overnight! Say, where are the children? Who is the child's father, taking me to meet him...?

8, a few days ago, the old house was demolished, after the demolition money arrived, I immediately went to pick up an Audi Pike Peak. On the weekend, I drove my wife back to my mother's house, and the old man's family was preparing to plant seedlings, and called me to drive to help them pull seedlings. After a while, the trunk was filled with seedlings. The seedlings were still dripping water, and the old man asked, "What kind of car is this?" I replied, "This is an Audi, Dad, you're hanging on!" After the old man heard it: "Whether it is Audi or BMW, when it goes to the countryside, it will be treated as a tractor, plus twenty more!" ”

9, Erheng is the nephew of Tongzhu, one day went to his sister's house to visit, it should be Erheng and made a mistake, and his sister was teaching him to murmur. The beaten Erheng did not move at all, resisting the beating. The copper pillar asked Erheng: Hit you, why don't you resist? I'll have to cry a few times at the very end! Then I heard my nephew shouting at my sister: Do you want to kill me, and when you are old, you can't move, be careful not to serve you. Tongzhu was immediately shocked, and finally quietly listened to the screams of his nephew Erheng, accompanied by help!

10, at night, the brothers in the opposite building brought a girlfriend back for the first time in ten years, or short hair. I looked up at the window, the distance between the buildings was close, and I couldn't see it very clearly without hanging the window cloth. From eight o'clock in the evening to three o'clock in the morning, after half a pound of melon seeds, a pot of coffee, and two packs of cigarettes disappeared, the other side was still talking to the TV. I got angry, went downstairs in my clothes, and pulled the main gate of the opposite building!?

11, today's overtime workload is not high, stayed up for a period of time to get off work, caught up with the last train, halfway up a primary school student. The child took out the IC card and swiped it, there was no response, the driver said that he had no money in the card, pay it. The student card is a 60% discount, only 6 cents, so the child took out a 5 cents and a 1 cent coin and threw it in. After finishing the incident, he shouted to himself: Drop, student card!

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