1, and the boss lady on a business trip, after returning to the boss lady pregnant, they fired me, I was immediately angry, so I found the boss. The hostess said. Do you know why you were fired, I said to me

1, and the boss lady on a business trip, after returning to the boss lady pregnant, they fired me, I was immediately angry, so I found the boss. The hostess said. Do you know why you were expelled, I said I don't know, didn't I buy milk powder for the child? The hostess said no, why do others send you a happy one next time? After saying that, he threw the beer lid on my head. Heck, how do people now know that this is power. There was no way but to look for a job. Find a factory, the security guard will not let in, there is no way but to say to the security guard: I came to find the daughter-in-law, the security guard said: Who is your daughter-in-law, say the name I am sure, just next to the list of excellent employees in the factory, I casually read a xxx. Then the security guard took the baton and began to beat me: She is my daughter-in-law, what is your relationship with my daughter-in-law. Then I was kicked out.

2. Work part-time as a waiter in a hot pot restaurant with your roommate on college weekends. A guest asked to stir the bottom of the pot with chopsticks that day. The housemate stirred and stirred, felt really fragrant, and conveniently clipped a chopstick to eat! All the guests at the table were stunned, and they all looked at their colleagues in an instant. Then I saw my roommate pretending to be noble and cold and saying: I will try it first!

3, live in a community with female colleagues, after dinner, ask her to go to the lakeside of the community for a walk, female colleagues in the lake to watch the goldfish in the lake, while I stand by the side to listen to music. At this time, just when the music played to the magic circle of love, I turned up with the music, and as a result, I accidentally mixed up the female colleague and fell directly into the lake. I quickly fished the female colleague up, but the female colleague got angry and did not talk to me, and in desperation, she could only take her home first. Then I also went home, at this time my mother also came back from the square dance, and as soon as I entered the door, I said to my father: Today I don't know whose son confessed to a girl in our community, and was rejected, and the man directly threw the girl into the lake, which was terrible. After saying that, he said to me: In the future, you can't learn from others. Emma, this version seems to be a bit off track, right??

4. There is an uncle who sells stinky tofu at the entrance of the school, he is diligent and thrifty, and wears the rest of his son's school uniform. Today the uncle went into the school toilet with a cigarette in his mouth. A teacher with glasses rushed out of it and slapped the back of the uncle's head. The teacher said angrily: Do you dare to smoke at school? Now, the uncle is holding a flat shoulder at the school gate and pushing and shoving the security guard, saying that he wants to find the four-eyed man desperately.?? 7. The brother-in-law is a sanitation worker who cleans near the pedestrian street. A few days ago, my brother-in-law picked up an iPhone11, and no one came looking for him after waiting for a while. After that, the brother-in-law found that there was a note attached to the phone case: "If my mobile phone falls off one day, please return it, there is a heavy thank you, my number: 139 ..." The brother-in-law immediately used this mobile phone to call, but the prompt was in the call. Then I played for two days in a row, and each time I was on the phone... Today the brother-in-law drank and talked to me about this, I didn't speak, seemed to understand something!?

5. A girl has a python as a pet. For more than ten years, my sister and the python ate and slept together. But recently snakes have started not eating! The girl was very worried. So the sister took the python to the pet hospital for examination. The doctor said: There is nothing wrong with this python, the reason why it does not eat is just to empty the stomach and then eat you! Now I don't want to know anything, I just want to know the area of the hostess's psychological shadow.

6. Yesterday, I went to the supermarket, saw a couple loaded a shopping cart of barreled instant noodles, pushed to the weight scale side of the bucket by bucket of the scale, and then divided into two piles. I felt strange, so I called the tally clerk to ask about it, and he looked at the two men and calmly said: Some of the instant noodles are prized for ham sausages.

7. There are two poor boys in the village, one of whom has a good brain and has made a lot of money to go to the city to become a local tycoon. The other was still a poor boy, eating food in the field. One day, the upstart called the village and showed off to the poor boy: Do you know, I'm in Bali! The poor boy said happily, "Really, brother, I'm five miles away from you!" The upstart wondered: Brother, you also got rich and went abroad? The poor boy said: Out of what country, I am in Sanlitun!

8, the boyfriend is a very greasy fat man, but who called him rich. Sleeping at night, the purr is like thunder, but he does not admit guilt! In desperation, when I went to bed at night, I opened my mobile phone to record, trying to capture evidence and speak with facts. The next day, I proudly pulled him along to play the 'evidence', and strangely enough, he didn't move, it was all my teeth grinding and whispering! I also recorded the fact that I only cared about his money, and this was the end of the game.......

9. After graduating from Shandong University, my brother-in-law mixed in other places for several years, and in order to give his father-in-law a long face, he spent money to rent a Maserati to drive back to his hometown. Just in time for the village to build a village committee, the brother-in-law generously donated 50,000 yuan. This year, I didn't rent a car, and the village chief saw it and asked: How did I get it?? Has the business failed? The brother-in-law sighed and didn't say anything, and went straight home. Then the village chief organized all the villagers to collect donations, and the brother-in-law has already earned 500,000!! I have to say that the brother-in-law's routine is too deep.

10. After graduating from college, she worked in a nursing home. On this day two elderly people went to a nursing home. The 70-year-old went in, the 90-year-old didn't. The girlfriend said embarrassedly: I'm sorry, uncle, we don't accept old people whose children are alive. Your profile shows that you have a son. 90-year-old: It's my son who just went in!

11. It has been 10 years since I graduated from high school, and some time ago I suddenly received a message from the class leader, saying that I wanted to organize a class reunion. After work today, I went to Quanjude to participate and saw the class flowers in the class that year. Ban Hua brought her boyfriend and listened to her introduce her boyfriend as a fried bone and a millionaire. We all admire it and have been learning from the sidelines. Later, Ban Hua's boyfriend said: Becoming a millionaire is very simple, before the bone fry, dad gave me eight figures of assets, and now there are only seven left.

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