1, a driver big brother is smart! Forget to bring a driver's license, the idea is not good to meet the traffic police! Suddenly the driver's big brother is in a hurry! Without waiting for the traffic police to let him stop, he slowly drove to the front of the traffic police

1, a driver big brother is smart! Forget to bring a driver's license, the idea is not good to meet the traffic police! Suddenly the driver's big brother is in a hurry! Without waiting for the traffic police to let him stop, he slowly drove to the traffic police, nodded his head and said, "I left first!" Go home for dinner in the evening! When the time comes, I'll be calling you!" The two traffic policemen were stunned and laughed! After watching the driver's big brother drive away! A traffic policeman asked another traffic policeman: "What kind of relative are you?" Another traffic cop said, "Isn't that your relative?" ”?

2, there is a little brother in our village who has been practicing Sanda for five years, very rampant. One day, I was about to go to work when I ran into him practicing martial arts outside. People who see me grow up are tall and tall, and they have to practice with me. In less than two minutes, I pressed him to the ground and beat him up. He stood up and cried with a sad face and said: Lao Tzu has been practicing sanda for five years, and he was actually beaten by you on the ground. I said dismissively to him: "Well, let me tell you today, I've been practicing broadcast gymnastics for 9 years!" People with real kung fu are so low-key!

3. The cousin is a spiritual boy who has learned to smoke from others, and has been for more than ten years now.

Last month, he worked as a driver for a landlady at a company. On this day, the cousin's smoking addict smoked in the stairwell and was seen by the landlady,

She said: "Smoke is good, be careful of lung cancer." The cousin played the soot and said, "I am waiting for someone who told me to quit smoking, would you like to be that person?" ”

4, Mandarin ducks are not single-minded. It can be said that the male Mandarin duck is a typical representative of the "slag bird". It turns out that mandarin ducks exist only in their honeymoon period, and once the female mandarin duck is pregnant and needs to be cared for by her partner, the male mandarin duck will suddenly play missing and will never return to the "wife". The poor female Mandarin duck became a single mother, pulling the child up alone. What about this male Mandarin duck? In the new year, it will fade and grow, and then go after a new partner... Basically change one a year, but it is not a "slag bird"! In the future, I will no longer look forward to the love of "only envying Mandarin ducks and not envying immortals".

5. My brother-in-law opened a small restaurant near Tsinghua University. The people every day are much more special. On this day, several students came to dinner together. A girl said: It's almost the holiday, where are we going to play! One of them said, "I didn't have a class yesterday, I'm going to relax and I'm going to relax and I'm going to say to them: Your college life is so good." She smiled and said to me: Do you want to try it. Pls, can I still go to college when I'm 50 years old???

6. When I first went to elementary school, I didn't want to learn, but I didn't expect my teacher to say that I was the material for herding cattle. At that time, I secretly vowed that I would try to prove to the teacher that what she said was wrong." Today, years later, I have grown up, and it turns out how outrageously wrong the teacher was. Agricultural mechanization is developing so fast, there are still cattle to be released in the countryside, and I pity my cattle herding talent.

7, tell a few years ago, a man went to work the second day of marriage, when he went to work, he was sullen and unhappy, and his friend asked him what was wrong? The man said: I used to get used to it, and after I finished with my daughter-in-law last night, I casually threw her 100 yuan. The friend suddenly realized and said: It is nothing if you give her money! The man chafed and said: It was she who got me back 20........

8. Accompany your wife to the market to buy fish, and when you come to the vendor, your wife will crouch in front of the fish bowl to pick and choose, when one of the fish in the fish basin jumps up, and when it falls, she splashes the wife with water. The wife came to the sentence: The boss wants this one, and the sample looks at how I go back to clean you up... Scare me a clever one!

9 Today the outside cooled down, the husband took out the new clothes he bought a few days ago and put them on and went out. Back at home, my dog barked at him and asked the servants to turn to him. He was angry and picked up the stick and was about to hit the dog, and I said, "Forget it, don't hit it." My husband said angrily: This dog can't even recognize me, it's really disgusting! I said: You also put yourself in its shoes and think, if this white dog runs out and becomes a black dog and comes back, can you recognize it?

10 Is about to take the college entrance examination, and the buddies who have graduated from college suddenly put on their high school uniforms. Then he took me to wait at the entrance of the college entrance examination hall. Every time a test taker came out, he shouted as he walked: Oh, this year's exam questions are too simple. I asked him: What are you doing here? Dude said: I am avenging myself, I am not happy, and I can't make them feel better.

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