1, upstairs a new moved a young woman, looks really beautiful. Once she came downstairs to me and said that the sewer pipe in the bathroom at home was blocked, and asked me to go upstairs to help her dredge it

1, upstairs a new moved a young woman, looks really beautiful. Once she came downstairs to me, said that the sewer pipe in the bathroom at home was blocked, let me go upstairs to help her dredge it, I rushed to get the tools, and followed the beautiful woman upstairs, but in five minutes, I helped the beautiful woman dredge the sewer pipe in the bathroom. The beauty was very enthusiastic, made me tea, pulled me to sit on the sofa and chatted, which made me feel overjoyed and overjoyed, and we quickly became acquainted. Since this day, the beautiful woman has gone downstairs to ask me for help in everything in her family, and I have not refused to come, and every time I am eager to go upstairs to help her solve the problem. One day I came down from the stairs and came home to find that there was a young man in the house, so I asked my wife who this man was and why she came to our house. My wife said lightly, he is a neighbor downstairs, I want him to go upstairs to help our family repair things, dredge the pipes!

2, recently there is a person chasing the sister-in-law, but the sister-in-law does not like, but how to refuse is useless, the man is still stalking every day, there is really no way, the sister-in-law pulled me to play the boyfriend to reject him. The man looked at me and said, "Where am I not as good as him, why did you choose him not to have me?" The sister-in-law replied: You are not as ugly as him, so I don't like you. I...... Will you be able to talk??

3. I came to the river with my wife in the evening, and my wife stood in front of me and turned around. She: "Husband, can you see that I am a pound thinner than before?" Then I picked up a small rock from the river and threw it into the river, and then said to her, "Wife, you see that there is a stone missing from the beach, can you see any difference?" "Then she came up and gave me a kick...

4, the company is full of girls, everyone looks at the boss this golden bachelor. The boss chose me, but two years later we broke up. Today I went to the boss's wedding, and as a result, I met a handsome guy at the wedding scene, who was always with me from beginning to end. After the wedding, I blushed and asked him, "So, do you like me?" He also smiled shyly: "No, I am the security guard of this wedding, and it was the groom who made me stare at you all, afraid that you would suddenly make trouble!" "Me:"

5. Today, my wife bought a latest Apple mobile phone for me to use. I was very happy inside, but I couldn't show it on my face. I said: Spend money indiscriminately, my mobile phone can still be used, this is too wasteful! But I was afraid that my wife would return the mobile phone, so I pretended to say: No, you can use it? Who knew that the wife smiled slightly and said: I know that my husband hurts me, then I will use it!

6. Last time I went to KTV with a group of friends! Sing and drink! A bald big brother with a gold chain suddenly kicked in the door and came in, sat down and drank with us. We all thought he knew one of us, and after drinking two bottles of wine, the big brother suddenly realized. I'm sorry to say: I seem to have walked into the wrong room! Finally, that big brother went and bought our single!?

7, the cousin looks difficult to say, usually do not grow up Oh boyfriend, so the family introduced blind date, but introduced for a long time did not succeed. Today my cousin was criticized by her boss in the company. Feeling aggrieved, he went to the park to avoid crying. Passers-by passed by the girl sitting on the bench, covering her face and crying with pity, walked up to her and asked, "Are you okay?" The cousin looked up at her weeping face and habitually replied, "I don't, I'm fine." He saw his cousin's face through the street lamp, so he said, "Oh, it's okay, then I'll go first." ”

8. At the end of the lunch break, the female secretary came to my side with a twist, and I sat up straight with excitement. She leaned over my ear and said, "Find a place where there are few people after work, and I want to talk to you about the two of us." My surname is Fen, this is the rhythm of the female secretary to confess to me!!! After work, the two of us found a corner with fewer individuals, and I was very excited. Me: I know that this kind of thing should be the first thing that my big man opened his mouth, and I can't imagine that you can say it first. Female Secretary: I know that I can't pay back the money quickly, I have borrowed my money for half a year, I thought you forgot it!!! I:......

9. I remember when I was in college, a big god in the dormitory told me that girls have some secrets in their mobile phones. Recently, the new beautiful female colleagues in our company have been particularly kind to me, often bringing me food and drink. In order to know what secrets she had and whether it was about me, I accidentally spilled tea on her phone as I passed her. I quickly said: Oh, I'm sorry, I'll wipe it for you! At the moment I started the phone, I saw a photo of her and a handsome couple.........

10. The Maserati that the coming-of-age father sent to the brothers for a month immediately introduced his sister to me. The next day I went on a date with her sister, and I took her to the back hill and saw a meteor shower. Me: "Look at the meteor shower!" Hurry up and make a wish, it is very likely to come true! She said, "Lord, please give me a Lipstick from Saint Laurent!" Me: "You don't have to say your wishes, just pray silently in your heart!" God can hear it! She: "But I'm afraid you won't hear my wishes!" ”?

11. A friend falls in love with a beautiful woman in a bar. On this day, she was invited to dinner at a five-star hotel, and also stated in advance that this meal was AA. The two spent 20,000 yuan on dinner, and the brothers felt very distressed. The beauty took the initiative to end the 20,000 and never contacted again. The buddy called and asked, "Why didn't you contact me?" Beauty smiled slightly and said: How can a woman who has been spoiled by a lion look at a wild dog?

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