1. The third aunt was hit by a Bentley on the road and became a vegetative person, and the owner lost more than 6 million yuan. After the third uncle got the money, he immediately got along with a 25-year-old flight attendant. Two people now

1. The third aunt was hit by a Bentley on the road and became a vegetative person, and the owner lost more than 6 million yuan. After the third uncle got the money, he immediately got along with a 25-year-old flight attendant. Now the two have been dating for more than half a year and plan to have a wedding. The flight attendant's parents said: Then the bride price is set at 600,000! The third uncle also agreed, and on the day of the engagement, the third uncle looked at both families with a dowry of 600,000 yuan: Isn't this dowry money from our family? Why do your parents also have 600,000? The flight attendant said with special grievance: My mother said that I married you to accumulate eight lifetimes of virtue, and you married me to pour eight lifetimes of mold, and the bride price can not let you out.

2. There is a young woman in the unit who is divorced, when she leaves work this night, she secretly stuffed a card for me, I walked to the place where no one was, it was a hotel room card. My heart skipped a beat, and I thought to myself, is this the legendary peach blossom luck? At this moment, the boss stopped me and told me to make a plan, which I would have tomorrow morning. I was resentful, but there was no way, who made her my boss? The boss Shi Shiran left the company, I thought for a moment, and found another female colleague, Ame, who has strong business ability, and if she is asked to help me do this plan, it will definitely be no problem. Ame smiled and said, is there a date at night? I smiled and said nothing, Ame nodded and said, if you want me to work overtime to help you, you give me two thousand yuan. I didn't say a word, and directly transferred two thousand yuan to her. She patted me on the shoulder and said, you go, the plan is handed over to me.

3． After the husband was laid off, he stayed at home and had nothing to do, so he became obsessed with drinking. He drank poorly, and every time he got drunk, he would go crazy, and his mother-in-law secretly exchanged the wine in the bottle for water. Yesterday, the old man came home and took the bottle of wine in his hand, drank a few sips, and then sprinkled the wine madness. The mother-in-law wondered: "Can you drink water and go crazy?" After listening, he said, "No wonder this drunkard can't get up a bit today!" ”

4． A Ms. Zhou in Chongqing was defrauded of 150,000 yuan, and after calling the police, she sent a message to the scammer, who has been ignoring her. She had a plan, P a screenshot of the 910,000 deposit, hoping that the scammer would be greedy a little more. I didn't expect that this scammer was really greedy, and when he saw that there was so much money, he immediately called Back Ms. Zhou's 150,000. In order to show his professional standards as a scammer, he also added more than 90 million interest. After Ms. Zhou got the 150,000 yuan that was defrauded, she decisively blocked the scammer. And told the news to the police at the first time.

5. I didn't hear the alarm clock this morning, I was late for a minute, I couldn't eat breakfast, and I rushed to the company. At my regular meeting in the morning, I grumbled with hunger and thought about all kinds of food. Just when the manager asked me by name: What about you? I blurted out and said directly: I want a big bowl of beef noodles.

6. The wedding day of the bride and groom. The groom's friend drove a 1.8 million yuan Nissan GTR sports car as the head of the wedding car, followed by 10 Mercedes Benzes to pick up relatives. The motorcade went downstairs to the bride's house, and the bride's aunt muttered: "No matter how good the car, 'running funeral' is not auspicious, right?" The bride said that she would not get into the car at all, and the result was that the two sides were unhappy. The groom's friend said, "I would have known I would have driven a Gili." ”

7. Yesterday the younger brother took his goddess to the café downstairs and came to make a deep confession. Brother: "Although we haven't spoken much, in order to be with you, I changed my volunteer to the same university as you during the college entrance examination." The younger brother goddess said angrily, "Can you stop talking nonsense, I haven't seen you in four years at school." The younger brother said quietly, "I didn't get in..."

8, save money for two months, fiercely bought a beautiful skirt, wore to the company to praise, and my beauty almost floated up. At this time, the director came to work and actually collided with the director. The director also saw that the face of the day was not very good. In order to work, I gritted my teeth and gave the skirt to my cousin, who clearly did not see the tears in my eyes when she took the skirt and was happy. The director has not worn that dress for a long time, I can't help but ask, the director smiled: That skirt, I saw that I collided with you, I gave it away!

9. A woman showed off to Meng Po: "You see, this is the gold ring that my husband gave me when I got married, is it okay?" Meng Po: "I also bought it, I am 600, how much do you have?" Woman: "60. Meng Po: "Cut, what good gold ring can you buy for 60?" Is it like this one with me? Take a look! After a while, Meng Po took out 60 yuan: "Give..." Woman: "What's the matter?" Why are you giving me 60 bucks? Meng Po: "I can't tell which one is yours and which is mine now?" In case I give it wrong, my one is 600 yuan! ”

10. Fa Xiao is a wife who is strict and complains all the time. So Qian Qian came up with an idea: I'll take you to the boxing gym, you can vent. A little puzzled asked: How do I vent? Qian Qian thought about it and said, "You should treat the sandbag as your daughter-in-law." The next day, I went to the gym after work. The boss came over and asked, "You brought the man sick, right?" Qian Qian asked curiously: What is wrong with him? The boss frowned and said: Your friend has been kneeling in front of the sandbags for a day...

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