My girlfriend and I were walking in the neighborhood and saw a couple hugging each other. The girlfriend said enviously: "It's so sweet, you can hug me too." "I looked around and saw that there was no one, so I just put the woman

My girlfriend and I were walking in the neighborhood and saw a couple hugging each other. The girlfriend said enviously: "It's so sweet, you can hug me too." I looked around and saw that there was no one, so I pulled my girlfriend into my arms, and then sighed heartily: "Sweet is not sweet it doesn't matter, it's really warm when it's cold." "Girlfriend: ???

2, the brother-in-law and a factory sister got well, and followed the factory sister home for dinner at night. After eating and preparing to go back, the brother-in-law secretly closed the small switch under the fuel tank first. Just opened the door to turn off the fire, and said to his girlfriend: look at the oil meter is oil is not able to fight, at night did not repair. The brother-in-law was busy pushing the car back to his girlfriend's house and arrived at his girlfriend's doorstep. Her mother came out but said to her brother-in-law: There are rules in the village, you can't stay, people will gossip, leave the car, tomorrow I will find someone to help you repair! In this way, the brother-in-law had to walk a few kilometers home from his girlfriend's house.

3, the brother-in-law will do things, recently jumped to a new company to work, because the brother-in-law is a good person, very popular with everyone. The eldest sister in the next office has been arguing to introduce his girlfriend to the brother-in-law, and the brother-in-law accidentally left the salary slip on the table a few days ago and was seen by the elder sister, and since then the elder sister has never mentioned the girlfriend.

4, the sister-in-law is a Scorpio, half a year ago the sister-in-law quarreled with her boyfriend, and the cold war for a month. Her boyfriend thought that their relationship was over, so he found another girlfriend and started a new relationship. Two days ago, my sister-in-law sent him a message, saying: "The Cold War is over, I know it's wrong!" Her boyfriend replied after half a day: "What are you kidding me, I'm getting married tomorrow!" ”

5, a buddy and her wife divorced last year, with their five-year-old son, today he called and said that he made a girlfriend again, let us a few past dinner, but also know a little, during the banquet, the girlfriend took his son home first, we a few will persuade him, can remarry as much as possible to remarry, after all, is the child's mother, the buddies said lightly Rest assured, she will be very good to the child in the future, because she is the child's aunt, the whole table is stupid, bullish, served...

6, a man's hand was cut by a kitchen knife, the girlfriend was preparing to bandage him, the man said you help me suck and disinfect it. His girlfriend asked him what he was doing, and he said it proved that you loved me. His girlfriend said: Does sucking blood for you show that you love you? He nodded his head, only to see his girlfriend slowly take off her pants and say, I will give you a chance to prove that she loves me! Great Aunt is here!

7, I had an argument with my classmates before, the other party: Boy, you have a kind, wait for my girlfriend to come and kill you. I thought to myself: You are not my opponent, what is your girlfriend? As a result, his girlfriend came over, and I was scared to pee. His girlfriend had to have at least 160 pounds, and I was less than ninety pounds at the time. As a result, I almost got zs from his girlfriend.

8, because I was angry with my girlfriend, my girlfriend ignored me, so I took the blame at her door. I thought my father would blame me: "The boy actually knelt down for ten minutes in order to win back his girlfriend's heart." Spineless. But the truth was unexpected, and my father came forward to tell me: "You boy, hold on to it, don't really instigate it, I think I was so strong that I knelt for your mother all night!"

9, friend: the girlfriend's mother handed me a check: "Give you 1 million, leave my daughter." I took the check and turned to my girlfriend: "Let's break up, I don't love you anymore." The girlfriend was stunned: "Don't you have hundreds of millions of assets?" Why break up with me for 1 million. I replied coldly, "Otherwise, how do you think I earned hundreds of millions?"

10, one day, my buddy and her girlfriend quarreled. The cause of the quarrel seems to be the child's question. The buddy's girlfriend insisted on beating up the child, and the buddy wouldn't let it. When the argument was most motivating, the buddy girlfriend said: This is my child, not yours. Why should I keep him?" When the buddies heard this, they immediately collapsed...

1 One day I was shopping with a girl, she changed into a dress but she didn't have any money, so I lent her money. Then the girl bought the dress and put it on. The girl asked me, "Do you have a girlfriend?" I said, "No. So the girl tiptoed up, lifted her skirt and spun around, blushing and looking down at me: "Is it good?" I immediately said, "Looks good! The girl said, "Hee-hee, this dress was bought by my boyfriend." "I just slapped it at that time, obviously Lao Tzu borrowed money to buy it for you, you said that your boyfriend bought it, don't you want to pay it back?"

12, recently my unit came to a handsome young man, I liked people at first sight, but did not dare to confess. Yesterday we were both having dinner together, and when I saw his phone ring, I asked: Your girlfriend called? He shook his head, and I was immediately overjoyed, jokingly saying: Is it not your boyfriend calling? Unexpectedly, he nodded shyly. I:......

13, yesterday at the intersection of the pedestrian street, suddenly a man threw me two hundred yuan bills said that he was interested in my girlfriend and let me let him give it to him, I immediately threw the money back to him and told him that it was Lao Tzu's girlfriend You don't want to think about it, and then left, I didn't go far I regretted it, where did I TM come from my girlfriend ah...

14. How to reunite in advance for this year's New Year? How to have a lot of fun? How can I lie still and receive money every day? From February 2nd to February 11th, Baidu APP reunion red envelopes were divided into 500 million, pulling relatives and friends to join my reunion red envelope team, we divided 500 million cash together, and received money every day! Online cloud reunion, happy Spring Festival! Start a year of good fortune with a reunion red packet!