1, my sister-in-law's bathroom is broken, ran to my house to borrow the bathroom to take a bath. It just so happened that my wife was on a business trip again, and at night there were two people at home, me and my eldest sister-in-law. My sister-in-law said to me,

1, my sister-in-law's bathroom is broken, ran to my house to borrow the bathroom to take a bath. It just so happened that my wife was on a business trip again, and at night there were two people at home, me and my eldest sister-in-law. My eldest sister-in-law said to me, it is not convenient for me to take a bath at home, you still go out for a walk. I'm a little upset. You borrow my bathroom to take a shower and waste my house's water and electricity. Soap, shampoo. Now let me go out for a walk. This is not enough to say. So I said angrily to my sister-in-law. You give me ten dollars, and I'm going to buy a cup of milk tea to drink. The eldest sister-in-law snorted, only gave me eight dollars, and said to me, just buy a cup of milk tea for eight dollars. Hey, this big sister-in-law is really stingy, the next time she comes back to borrow the bathroom, I promise not to open the door for her.??

2. My cousin made a girlfriend when she was a senior at Tsinghua University, and this girl was very frugal and could not see her change several clothes throughout the year. After graduation, it is time to meet both parents. The cousin followed the girl to her house and was dumbfounded. Her family had its own coal mine, the car was a Bentley, and the house was a villa. The cousin secretly asked the girl: "Your family is not short of money, why do you always have those few clothes?" The girl smiled: "No, I just like the style of those clothes, so I bought a lot of them to wear."

3. The brother-in-law of Durian Village made 100,000 yuan just by selling durian, and sold the electric three-wheeler for a Baojun 730. On this day, the brother-in-law drove the Baojun 730 to the fruit market, and accidentally rear-ended a Bentley on the way. I thought that this was over, and it was estimated that I would have to lose more than 300,000. Only to see a Rolls-Royce down a beautiful woman looked at it for a while and said: "Give 200 yuan private, if not, call the insurance company." "This female driver is really a good person, and the brother-in-law quickly nodded and prepared to go to the car to get the money." Who knew that the female driver handed over 200, got into the car and left, leaving a confused brother-in-law. The brother-in-law said, "It's good to meet the female driver!" It was terrifying. ”

4. On the weekend, Ah Wei was playing in his cousin's shop, and a beautiful woman came in to buy something. As a result, she just looked down at her mobile phone and did not see the glass door, and she crashed into it, and the glass door clicked and cracked open a few times! Beauty wiped her head in pain and hurriedly said: Boss, I didn't mean it, I will lose now! After saying that, he quickly took out two Band-Aids from his bag and carefully pasted them into a cross shape on the crack in the glass door!

5, the last nanny and the husband got married, and now there is no one in the family to cook. The wife went to invite a babysitter home again, and in the evening the wife instructed the nanny to say, Remember, I and the child eat breakfast at seven o'clock every morning, and you want to... The nanny nodded and said, Oh, I know, when the time comes, you can eat first, don't wait for me, I'm going to sleep until eight o'clock and then get up the window. ”

6. This morning, I was wearing sunglasses and waiting for the red light at the intersection. There was a girl next to me who was on the phone, and I listened to it very well. So I turned my head to look at her, and found that she was also turning her head to look at me, and when I looked at her, I found that she actually looked so closed and shy, and just when I was sighing infinitely, she said to the phone: "You wait a while, there is a blind uncle next to me, I have to help him cross the street now!" "Big sister, I'm only 25 years old this year..."

7. When I first interacted with my husband, one of his female friends came to play at home, and we invited her to dinner. They laughed and played together during the meal, and she even tapped my husband's head with chopsticks, sneering and hating. This is completely fooling me! So I smiled and said, "Sister, you are so gentle, I am like this when he makes me angry." After saying that, he grabbed the spoon and knocked it his husband's head, almost knocking him unconscious.?

8, the brother-in-law returned to his hometown, drove a Didi hitchhiker, accompanied by a girl, very beautiful. Passing through a desolate suburb, the brother-in-law couldn't help but say to her: "Beauty, you look so beautiful!" As soon as the voice fell, the mobile phone in the girl's hand fell off, crying and saying: "Big brother, you can do whatever you want, I will never resist, it is really not OKAY, marry home can also be, my mother said I am good to have children, please don't kill me!" ”

9, the recent market business is very booming, Dad saw the opportunity to sell all the hundreds of pigs in the family. After the sale, my father sent me a message saying: I just sold hundreds of pigs in our house. He also asked me: Are you short of money? If there is no shortage, I will deposit 3,000,000 pieces on a regular basis. Me: You transfer 10,000 yuan to Alipay! After receiving the money, I replied: Received, thank you! Within a minute, my father immediately called: Girl, you know, I am borrowing you, but not for you! I said helplessly: I didn't say no! My dad: Your thank you, I have no bottom in my heart, this money is for you as a dowry!

10. On this day, I finally understood what is hidden love. I chased the male god for three years! He suddenly proposed to me last night! He said that he had liked me since the first time his brother met, but he was afraid that I would like his money, so he spent three years testing me. I never knew if your family had money or not, but I actually put up with unrequited love for three years, which was so angry! In the end, I was actually angry!

11. When I was in college in Beijing, I liked the school for four years, but when I graduated, I didn't show my heart. Today, she suddenly drove to the company to find me, and we were chatting in the lounge. When a colleague saw it, he began to fool around, and I had to ask my colleagues to go to the bottom of the sea to eat hot pot. The school flower said: Blindly speaking, I will not be with him, I just came to him to ask something. The colleague was a little embarrassed to see the gas and left with interest. I asked in frustration: Is it possible that we don't have any possibilities at all? The school flower was suddenly anxious: Are you not stupid? How much does it cost to invite so many people to dinner?

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