Last night, I was sitting on the crowded subway getting ready to go home, and inadvertently I didn't know who pushed me, and I lost my balance and sat directly on the lap of a girl, who was angry and direct

Last night, I sat on the crowded subway ready to go home, inadvertently did not know who pushed me, I lost my balance and sat directly on the lap of a girl, the girl was angry, directly kicked me away, and pointed at me to scold, I was too lazy to leave her silently, did not expect that she actually followed me and did not spare!

My name is Liu Erkang, everyone calls me Kangzi, 27 years old this year, my parents are farmers, because the family conditions are not good, so no girl looks at me, and I am still a small virgin.

I am definitely not convinced, why other people's twenty-year-old mixed up, so I secretly carried my parents on their own luggage to Shanghai to work, although now I am only a small security guard, the salary is not high, but I am very satisfied, after all, I have no background can only come step by step.

Yesterday I went to a friend's birthday party, opened my heart and talked with my friends, and drank a few more drinks as soon as I was happy, and as a result, I drank a little higher for myself.

It was late after the end, but it was a bit far from where I was staying, so, then I took the subway home.

Although the drink was a little fluttery, I was still conscious, and I dragged my drunken body onto the subway, most of them were people after work, and I could only stand without finding a seat, and then I closed my eyes and slowed down.

But unexpectedly, just when I was about to arrive at my house with 1 stop left, suddenly someone bumped into me, and the force almost knocked me away.

As you can imagine, I was already dizzy, and I still couldn't control my balance, which was good, directly bumping me into the leg of a beautiful woman next to me.

Although I drank too much, I could still feel the awkward atmosphere, and I sat on the girl's lap for a while! Only to quickly stand up.

And the girl stared at me fiercely, saw that I took advantage of her, and lifted her foot to look at my big belly.

At that time, I screamed "Ah", angry, and raised my hand like a punch.

Then the girl stood up directly and said to me fiercely: "You are a rogue, you take advantage of me and still want to beat me?" ”

I heard what the girl said, and this was the reaction, and I quickly put my hand down, because no matter what? I sat on people's laps first!"

However, I was very aggrieved again, and then, I said to her: "Beauty, just now I did have a little impulse, really sorry, you listen to my explanation!" I just stood there and didn't know who hit me, and I sat on your lap, but you came up with a kick! You're wearing high heels!" My ass is about to be kicked by you. ”

Unexpectedly, the girl sneered and said: "No loss, don't make so many excuses, I am a little girl, I just saw you sitting on my lap, I will kick you, what's wrong?" ”

I was speechless, thinking that I had nothing to say to this unreasonable girl! And the next stop will be home, then I will bear with it!

When I arrived at the station, I left in a hurry without turning my head.

But before I got out of the car, I seemed to see the corner of the girl's mouth and showed an eerie smile. Chill my back!

I didn't bother to take care of her too much, and when I got out of the subway station, I was relieved, and I came to an empty road, and I threw gas at a tree and shouted: "Stinky ladies, I'm just sitting on your lap?" What's wrong with what's wrong? Look at your squeamish look and wish you eight lifetimes of not being able to find a boyfriend. ”

After scolding, I also kicked at the tree and turned to go home.

Suddenly seeing the girl behind me startled me.

I yelled at her, "Hey, how are you haunted?" Scolded me all the way and still didn't let me go? ”

Then the girl smiled obliquely and said to me, "Oh, you are a big man!" Not only taking advantage of me, but also saying bad things about me behind my back, fortunately I recorded it, and there is evidence now! ”

I was suddenly confused, I was speechless about the woman in front of me, and when I met such a person, I was really unlucky!

So, I smiled cheekily and embarrassedly, and said to her: "Beauty, I was wrong, I was wrong, I invited you to dinner, give you a compensation, but how do you follow me out of the car!" Aren't you afraid? ”

The girl said dismissively, "Afraid of you?" My home is here! Otherwise I wouldn't have known you were secretly scolding me!" ”

The dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, and then I directly let go and said to her: "Beauty, then you say, how can you forgive me?" ”

The girl thought for a moment and said to me, "Well, if you invite me to three seafood meals with a minimum of three thousand yuan, I will forgive you." ”

I was about to die of anger after listening, which was a bit of a cow!

I controlled myself, thinking of agreeing first, pretending to give her a fake phone number, who knew that this girl was very smart, and hit it.

I can't fight her anymore! Finally gave her the real phone number and WeChat, and then she jumped and hummed the song home, leaving me alone in the cold wind shivering!

Let's talk about it, how do I deal with this kind of girl?

@Kobayashi says emotion

Hello sir, through your things, I think men really should not fight with women, men are broad-minded!

In fact, this is also a fate, you are running three immediately, it is time to find a girlfriend. This is a good gift from Heaven, you have to grasp it!

So you first follow her conditions, after all, you can meet, maybe you can even mix a girlfriend! The extinction of dependent origins and the weakness of dependent origins is not something we can control. What we can do is to cherish that short time in the time of karma.

The world does not belong to you in the first place, so you do not need to abandon, what you want to abandon is all attachment. All things are for my use, but I do not belong. Gentlemen are frank, and villains are often related.

Final wishes: all couples in the world can be happy and happy! #Emotion#

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