1, the wife went abroad, the family left me and my mother-in-law two people, my mother-in-law is 48 years old this year, the long charm still exists, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my father-in-law

1, the wife went abroad, the family left me and my mother-in-law two people, my mother-in-law is 48 years old this year, the long charm still exists, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my mother-in-law in a company as a financial director, the ability is very outstanding, the income is also very high, so there are many bachelors want to pursue my mother-in-law. But because my wife was not happy that her mother would find a stepfather for herself, she has always opposed her mother's remarriage. This time my wife went abroad, and many bachelors felt that there was an opportunity, and they all flocked to my house to propose to my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law was embarrassed to face such a scene, so she asked my son-in-law to come forward for her. In the end, I secretly operated, selected the chairman of our company, and let him and my mother-in-law come together. Our chairman promised me that when he retired, the whole company would be taken care of by me. I'm so witty!

2. The wife who spent 500,000 dowry to marry can't cook! The wife also felt embarrassed and began to learn cooking. When I got home this day, I also made braised prawns in oil, and I was very happy. But there were a lot of bowls on the table, and I didn't understand what it meant. I couldn't wait to taste one: Wow, why is it so salty? Wife: Put too much salt, the bowl is all boiled water, wash in the brother's bowl, the second bowl is shabu-shabu, the third bowl is bubbled, you can eat.

3, drive the boss's car to the company downstairs to pick up the boss, the car just arrived downstairs, saw the ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend. She saw me and said in a very contemptuous tone, "Yo, why don't you work as a driver?" "I was embarrassed, and then a pair of hands reached into the car window, and I saw that it was the boss. The boss said to me in a very docile tone: "Boss, your courier! "I didn't say anything, started the car and left. When the car drove out a few hundred meters, my tears flowed! It was my boss, for my dignity, who had lost face.

4. Yesterday's more imposing form participated in the son's parent-teacher conference, at which all parents were admonished to be enlightened and keep up with the pace of the new era. The cousin came home and said to his son: I am your father and your nearest friend, and we will be a good friend in the future. The son stared at him in surprise and said, "I don't dare to take my father as a friend!" The cousin then said: Dare not make friends with me, be careful of me slapping you.

5, I took my girlfriend to the Internet café to access the Internet is the peak period of the Internet, so there are no two machines together, so they sit separately. An hour and a half later my girlfriend messaged me: Honey, are you home? At that time, I was too involved in playing the game, and habitually replied: Not yet, I am still working overtime in the company, and I will go home and talk again after a busy death. Afterwards I realized that my girlfriend must have been angry, so I checked out and went home. I went downstairs to push the electric gate of my house up, and went into the bedroom where my girlfriend was waiting for me. I said with a clever move: Dear you see that I called when I arrived home, I am your lucky star.

6. Last week, I chose a zodiac auspicious day and my wife was betrothed in my hometown. At the wine table, the old man said to my father: You drink a cup of white, I will ask for 10,000 less dowry. My father drank 9 cups of Maotai in a row, but the old man disagreed, saying that drinking too much did not count. My parents were upset and wanted me to break up with my girlfriend. Recently I heard that my girlfriend is making a lot of trouble at home, and now as long as I nod, the wedding bride price is gone, and I also accompany a car.

7. Fa Xiao has loved to watch the hilarity since he was a child and is prone to trouble. One day when he passed the intersection on his way to work, two cars rear-ended, and the two drivers called out to their friends to fight if they could not negotiate. Fa Xiao was waiting there to see a good play. Later, the people invited by the two parties took the lead in getting to know each other, a few words were leveled, and they also hooked up to go to the hotel. At this time, Fa Xiao came a sentence: It's really boring! Speaking a little loudly, more than thirty people ran directly to him...

8, girlfriends opened a shop in the mall, engaged in activities on holidays, and called me to help. One day, the mall wool coat was discounted, and I bought a wool coat. The next day, the mall leather bag was discounted, and I bought a brand-name bag. On the third day, the mall's household items were discounted, and I bought a tea set. On the fourth day, my husband didn't ask me to help and asked him why? Husband: I heard that the fur is discounted today, and I am afraid that I can't hold you...

9, there is a pond in the rural hometown, when I was young, I often went with my friends to catch shrimp and fish. Once he fell into the water and looked like he was about to drown, but fortunately he was saved by a big brother from a neighboring village. He saved me, and when I grow up I will marry him and repay him. On this day, I went back to my hometown to see him, and with a shy face, I asked him if he remembered what I promised him when I was a child. He looked at me in horror and shouted, "Sister, let's not make trouble, we are beautiful and called to be with each other, but you are clearly revenge!" ”

10. The sister-in-law ran to her girlfriend's house today, muttered for half a day, and let her girlfriend accompany her to a blind date. The girlfriend said, "You can just take my son with you, and in the middle of the picture, you will say that this is your nephew, and if you don't have the picture, let my son call you mom." "Haha this trick is absolutely wonderful, dare to love can also be operated like this!" So the sister-in-law went on a blind date. I found that this man was polite and tall, handsome and elegant. There was also a Rolls-Royce key on the table. The sister-in-law was overjoyed and pretended to be calm and disliked the other party. Unexpectedly, the girlfriend's son suddenly opened his mouth: "Mom, let's go home" The sister-in-law was stunned, embarrassed and smiled and said: "I'm sorry, my nephew has a fever and his brain is burned out, no matter who is called Mom." "Scolding in my heart, this child really doesn't understand things!" Who knew this man, directly came a sentence: "It's okay, I will be his father from now on." "The child is dumbfounded.?

11. I am a nurse at a downtown hospital and have been working here for three years. A man came to the hospital to see a doctor, and the doctor told him that he could not eat this and that he could not eat. He complained angrily: "Can't eat anything, and let no one live?" At this time, a man next to him said quietly: "Brother, you are content, the doctor told me, eat whatever you want..."

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