1, as soon as you enter the train sleeper, the upper bunk is a young woman, very beautiful. At night, there were only two of us in the whole carriage. The young woman seemed a little frightened, so she climbed down from above

1, as soon as you enter the train sleeper, the upper bunk is a young woman, very beautiful. At night, there were only two of us in the whole carriage. The young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above and said to me, "You are a good person at first glance, you should not have any thoughts about me, right?" "I was surprised to say that good people also like beautiful women, and you are so beautiful, it is normal for me to have ideas about you. Beauty said helplessly, do you have a wife? I shook my head and said, "I'm not married yet," and she asked again, "Do you have a girlfriend?" I shook my head and said my first love was still there. She sighed and said that in the middle of the night, there were only two of us in the whole bedroom. You must have bullied me. Forget it, I'll be your girlfriend. I made a girlfriend for no reason, my head was still quite dizzy, but it was also very good, and the single state was finally over. After getting out of the car, I took her to a big meal and bought her a jewelry bag and clothes. Her mood improved markedly. She smiled and said, I didn't expect you to be so rich. I shook my head and said, I have worked for so many years, only saved tens of thousands of dollars, and today I spent it all on you. She looked at me with a complicated look, "You are very good to me, the money has been spent, what should I do in the future life?" "It's impossible to drink the northwest wind, right?"

2, the girlfriend cried very sadly today, because she felt that her status at home was not as good as Teddy's. I comforted her: you think too much, but you usually go to work, dogs accompany the family more, the most concerned is you! Girlfriend: Yesterday I had a cold, and my husband asked me to drink more hot water. I said, "So what, it has nothing to do with status?" The girlfriend continued: Today the dog had a cold, the husband took it to the doctor, and bought a toy for him, spending 500 yuan.

3. The sister-in-law married a 50-year-old rich uncle and soon became pregnant. As a result, she had a quarrel with her husband a few days ago and came to live in my house. Pregnant people have a relatively large amount of food, and last night the sister-in-law said that she was hungry, and her wife immediately got busy in the kitchen. After a while of kung fu, the wife brought out two bowls of beef noodles, red and green, which made people salivate. The wife and sister-in-law each took a bowl, ate in large bites, and sucked while eating. I looked at the irritated person next to me, and said angrily: You two can't bear to let me smell the fragrance alone and watch you eat? They both looked up, stunned for a moment, looked at each other, and then said in unison: Yes, I'm so sorry! Then they stood up, took the bowl, went into the guest bedroom, sat there and continued to eat...

4. Drinking at the father-in-law's house, the daughter-in-law and the mother-in-law told us in advance to drink less and receive it when we saw it. But the old man's drunkenness could not be stopped. At this time, my daughter-in-law gave me a prohibition order and kicked me hard under the table. I was kicked in pain and kicked back with the help of Duang. I saw the old man rub his feet and stand up and point at his mother-in-law and scolded: "Dead wife, if you don't let me drink, why don't you kick me?" “

5. The wife took maternity leave for half a year, and was inexplicably fired from the factory. After his wife was well raised, she went to work in a food factory. After working for a few days, my wife was promoted to the director of the workshop. When I got home, I said, "Look how capable your wife is, you are really discerning!" I said, "Well, it's really good, my wife is a pig." "My wife punched me and punched me. I burst out laughing: "Oh, wrong, wrong, my wife is a pearl real pig!" ”?

6, my father hung up a vice president's job in his company, and I used to play soy sauce every day. Later, bored, I drove my Maybach out to run Didi, and today I received a couple. The man who got on the car said: Go back to bed early at night, I will go to bed with my brother LOL five rows, and tonight I will stay up all night! The woman did not make a sound, and her face was not happy! When we arrived at the destination, the man got out of the car, and the woman did not get off, and directly closed the door. Open the window and say to me loudly: Master, go to the nearest hotel, you can collect the car now! With the aim of helping others, I kicked the accelerator and went out, and the man chased me a few streets.

7. When I was in the second year of junior high school, my studies were very poor, but the students sitting around were all academic bullies. They were all great, all in the top ten of the class. Once a few scholars argued before me which solution to a math problem was the easiest and which one won. Later, they couldn't get the results, there was no way, they turned back to me and asked: Which way do you think you can understand? Suddenly, I found that the scum is still a bit useful!

8, late at night with the old man drinking, he drank too much and accidentally told the secret of the year not long after marriage. He said: "After the first year of marriage, I gave birth to Tingting (my wife's sister), and I didn't plan to give birth to Lingling (my wife) in the second year. I asked, "Then why did you send it later?" The old man: "I said it was good to give 500 before, and then people had to take out 400!" You should know that your father-in-law is not a money-conscious person! I said, "I know, you value Lingling!" Dad: "No, what I value is the most basic credibility of being a person!"

9. On this day, the little turtle is proposing to the rabbit. The little turtle said: I will love you for a thousand years! Two hearts meet forever. The mother rabbit heard it and warned the rabbit: "Don't be deceived! At the beginning, its father chased after his mother and proposed marriage for decades. The little rabbit is a little unaccustomed: "The little turtle mother is really arrogant..." The rabbit mother said: "Not arrogant, just slow, they can live for ten thousand years." ”

10. A few of us went to the Internet café together to open the night, and as a result, the Internet café lost power at 12:00 a.m.! There was no way, we had to start walking to the school, and as a result, there were suddenly fewer people walking. Looking back, there was no one there, and our backs were cold, so we had to walk back with our scalps. Only a faint groan was heard a few steps away, and after following the sound, a roommate fell into the drainage well. We called him by name, and he didn't respond, and to make sure there was someone, I threw a brick in. Hearing the screams, we confirmed it was him!?

11, the lao wang of the next door family has a very good-looking daughter, my family has a cute son, yesterday's exam, the daughter of the old Wang family, write 8 + 2 as 9 back home Lao Wang asked the daughter what is the situation? The daughter said, "Dad, I know it's equal to 10, but I can't see two numbers written in the air on that test paper, so I can only take one big number and write it."

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