1, a Ms. Zhou in Chongqing was defrauded of 150,000 yuan, after calling the police, she sent a message to the scammer, the scammer has been ignoring her. She had a plan, P a screenshot of the 910,000 deposit, hoping that the scammer would be greedy a little more. I didn't expect that this scammer was really greedy, and when he saw that there was so much money, he immediately called Back Ms. Zhou's 150,000. In order to show his professional standards as a scammer, he also added more than 9,000 interest. After Ms. Zhou got the 150,000 yuan of money that was defrauded, she decisively blocked the scammer. And told the news to the police at the first time.?
2. On the first birthday of his brother-in-law, the old man invested 5 million yuan to build a safari park for him, and also airlifted an elephant from Thailand. Because this elephant is particularly precious, the old man has always taken care of it personally. As a result, after a month, the elephant became thinner and thinner. There is no way for the old man to bring a veterinarian, the veterinarian: it's okay, it's just that the elephant's food is too good. Old man: Good food, that should be getting fatter and fatter, how it is getting thinner and thinner. The veterinarian gave the old man a blank look: Big brother, it is an elephant, you feed it braised meat all day, can you not be thin? "
3, at home during the day to go to class, only at night to play games, I often stay up late to play games, once, dad said to me: you do this again, I will pull the floodgates. I laughed and said, "Dad really can't keep up with the times." I'm using a notebook! Even if the brakes are pulled, I can still play for two or three hours! There really was such a day, Dad was really annoyed, so he pulled the electric gate. I was dumbfounded, no WIFI!
4. Today the physics teacher took a leave of absence, a handsome guy came to give us a substitute lesson, we are very excited. A girl stood up and said: Teacher, can we not go to class and play some surprising and exciting games? The handsome man was silent for a while and said: Yes, the students put away the textbooks. The whole class applauded. I didn't expect the male teacher's next sentence to be: Put it away! Start the mock exam now.?
5, in the dormitory, the rich second generation put the Huawei P40 on the computer desk, the second generation of the rich picked up to see that it was called by his ex-girlfriend, looking at the screen in a daze. As soon as the ringtone disappeared, fu second generation immediately shut down and took out the mobile phone card, found out the Samsung used 2 years ago, packed it in, and sent a text message to the ex-girlfriend: did not hear, call again. In a moment, the ex-girlfriend did call, and fu erdai grabbed the phone violently and yelled: You still have a face to call! Then I threw my phone in a mess with all my might!
6. When I was in junior high school, the class asked to take turns reading English. Once it was my turn to read, because everyone was more bored with learning, few people were willing to read, except for me. The teacher suddenly came to the classroom to check, and then everyone followed me to read hard. Suddenly I had a word misread and said, "Oops, I misread it." As a result, the whole class, the 40s and 40s, followed me and shouted: Oh, I read it wrong! Then, the teacher turned around and left.
7, the eldest brother is working in the office, the sister-in-law received a phone call and said taunted: "Husband, I'm sorry, I broke your bookcase!" The eldest brother said helplessly: "Bad is bad!" Oh, when did it break? The sister-in-law said, "Your laptop!" The eldest brother said, "Ah! The sister-in-law said: "But it is also strange, the notebook is not broken!" Instead, a stack of money was thrown out. The eldest brother said, "My obedience! The sister-in-law said: "Husband, do you say that some things are not despicable, and you have to wrestle and beat them from time to time?" ”?
8. The drunk man passed by the door of the villa, and his stomach suddenly turned over the river and the sea, and he spat straight to the door. I said to him, "No quality, why are you spitting at my door?" Drunkard: "Who told you that your door was right on my mouth?" I smiled: "My door has been here for a long time, and it is not open to your mouth today." The drunk man pointed to his mouth and straightened out: "Lao Tzu has been in this mouth for 50 years." ”
9, I have a good girlfriend from childhood to adulthood, but when I was in college, we were not in a school, and recently met my girlfriend in my family's community, which learned that she already had a child, and we also lived in a neighborhood, this day I was shopping downstairs, just met a girlfriend, wrapped in a little niece walking downstairs. So I teased her little niece: Daddy, Daddy. At this time, my mother came out of nowhere, with tears of excitement in her eyes, staring at us both with sorrow. She said with tears: Stinky boy, don't talk to me about such a big thing, come, let Grandma pack!
10, at night, the brothers in the opposite building brought a girlfriend back for the first time in ten years, or short hair. I looked up at the window, the distance between the buildings was close, and I couldn't see it very clearly without hanging the window cloth. From eight o'clock in the evening to three o'clock in the morning, after half a pound of melon seeds, a pot of coffee, and two packs of cigarettes disappeared, the other side was still talking to the TV. I got angry, got dressed and went downstairs and pulled the main gate of the opposite building!
11. Recently, my brother-in-law had a serious cold, and he also had a fever, and he lay weakly on the window after taking the medicine. At this time, the brother-in-law was very fragile, and he was so eager for his girlfriend to come over and say a few warm words to soothe and soothe. So the brother-in-law deliberately asked aloud: Honey, what are you looking at? The girlfriend didn't look up either and said: Looking at the 37 degree woman. The brother-in-law was very disappointed, depressed and said: Wife, there is a 39-degree man on the window, why don't you just take a look?
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