1, the sister-in-law is about to give birth, the contractions are crazy in pain, and the wife whispers in her ear: Sister, relax! Before I gave birth to a child, I was in terrible pain, so I scolded your brother-in-law bastard wang badger and hated your brother-in-law for being beaten by thousands

1, the sister-in-law is about to give birth, the contractions are crazy in pain, and the wife whispers in her ear: Sister, relax! Before I gave birth to a child, I was in severe pain, so I scolded your brother-in-law bastard Wang Baguo, hating your brother-in-law who was stabbed with a thousand knives, and could be much more comfortable. The sister-in-law ripped open her throat and came: Brother-in-law! You bastard, sister... husband! ... You're a knife," ah... Brother-in-law you king... Eight... egg! Fortunately, I was not there, and the sister-in-law in the ward, her husband, in-laws, nurses, and other pregnant women were stunned!

2. Go home at night and find that the uncle of the neighbor is opening the door. Because he has been working outside the home for many years, the chances of meeting him are very small, so I saw him and greeted him warmly. He looked up at me, was stunned, and immediately said enthusiastically: Wan'er, it's you, you're not as fat as you, I don't dare to admit it. What is this, just meet to hit people, I want to lose weight!

3, the brother-in-law who went to college found a girlfriend. However, the relationship between the two seems to be a little bad these days, and they often quarrel.

When I woke up this morning, I suddenly came to me and asked: How can I get my girlfriend to break up with me?

I thought about it for a moment: propose to her!

Brother-in-law: Why do I have to break up and propose?

Me: You listen to me, you made a fake diamond ring to propose to her, she found out that she must be angry and want to break up with you!

Brother-in-law: What if she doesn't care about this?

Me: If you don't care, such a good girl will be married!

Brother-in-law: Is this okay? ......

4, buddy works in a state-owned enterprise, and people around him are very envious of him. One day in the suburbs, I saw that he did not go to work and was handing out flyers.

I walked up to him in shock: "Why did you quit your good job?" The brother replied, "I stopped doing it a month ago." ”

I wondered, "What's that for?" ”

The brother said with a bitter heart: "My place of work is too close to home, and the Ferrari I just bought has no chance to go on the road..."

5, my uncle just bought a new car, showed off his driving skills in front of our house, suddenly there was a bang, and then there was the sound of broken bottles. It turned out that the reverse car had hit all sorts of bottles collected on my son's little tricycle. At this point my son stopped and rolled around in the place and cried. Uncle got out of the car and took a look: Yes, I have encountered porcelain, let's make a price! Finally, the accident was solved with a bottle of Wahaha, a pack of instant noodles, and a box of sugar!

6. After a busy day today, I went home and ate and went straight to sleep. Just after lying down, my wife suddenly pushed the door and came in. She said to me: Husband, when you were in love, your eyes lit up and called me, why are you so bland to me now, you don't look at people anymore? I said: I want to be frugal, save electricity, and save a little if I can save a little!! Wife: Then when you see a young and beautiful woman, why do you still have your eyes light up from time to time? Me: I turned on the warning light and told them I was the one with the wife, please don't come near me!

7. Since marrying my husband, my mother-in-law has been very kind to me, not letting me do anything, and giving the work to my sister-in-law every day. Once my mother-in-law and I came back from shopping and saw that my sister-in-law was watching TV, and my mother-in-law walked up to "pop" a big mouth and said: You know what you can do when you watch TV? Only to see the sister-in-law full of grievances said: I have washed this clothes, the food has been prepared, the garbage has been thrown away, the sanitation has also been cleaned, I don't watch TV and think about what else I haven't done Mother-in-law: Oh! Then you read on!

8. Dad is a worker of Qingdao Volkswagen, and he often breaks his fingers when working. Later, I bought a pair of gloves, which was much more convenient to work. It was night shift that day, it was raining, and Dad took a taxi home. When I got into the car, my father felt a little cold, so he took out his gloves and put them on. The driver saw it in the rearview mirror and asked with a look of trepidation: "Big brother, what are you doing here?" Dad: "Oh, I'm used to wearing gloves every time I work, so I don't cut myself or leave a trace." "The driver was frightened at the time, immediately threw the car and ran...

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