1, the holiday with her daughter-in-law to climb the mountain, when she went down the mountain, she accidentally slipped under her feet, sitting on the stone steps. Seeing that she was so embarrassed, many people were looking at her, and I rushed to help her and see her

1, the holiday with her daughter-in-law to climb the mountain, when she went down the mountain, she accidentally slipped under her feet, sitting on the stone steps. Seeing that she was so embarrassed, many people were looking at her, and I rushed to help her, to see her looking for something on the steps, to ask her what had fallen, and I helped you find it. My daughter-in-law said it was too humiliating and I was looking for the steps

2, in recent days, I will go to the night market to set up a stall to sell kebabs, and the business is not good. I set up the stall and let the people next to me help me watch it, and went to hang out on my own. Seeing a stall with a lot of beautiful belts, I think about my belt is also old. So I chose a favorite and asked the boss how to sell? The boss glanced up and asked, "How old is your dog?"

3, the day of the college entrance examination is generally set on June 7, 8, its meaning depends entirely on the results of the examination, the test will feel well, yes, 678 harmonic is "admission bar", the children's shoes that have not been tested well will sigh: Internet access knows, error 678, is the broadband adsl dial Internet users often encounter the fault prompt, simply put, is dropped.

4. After the brother-in-law left the electronics factory, he started his own business and started animal husbandry on the grassland of his hometown! Half a year passed without moving, and when I went to see him, my brother-in-law was standing on a ladder next to the apple tree, holding a goat in his arms, and the goat was quietly nibbling on the apple, I thought it was very strange, so I shouted: Brother, what are you doing on it? The brother-in-law replied: I am feeding the goats. I asked: Wouldn't it be a waste of time to feed the goats in this way? The brother-in-law explains: No, time doesn't matter to the goats!

5, when the sister and brother-in-law married for three years to see a doctor, the doctor said that it can be cured, it is always a matter of time, and now the brother-in-law 59 old to get a son, the nephew is very spoiled, there are requirements to try to meet. A few days ago, the nephew who was in junior high school called home and said that he wanted an ipadpro2021, his sister did not agree, afraid of affecting his studies, his nephew was not happy, and his sister and brother-in-law did not answer the phone. Then, the brother-in-law secretly bought it in his sister's name and sent it to his nephew. Today, my nephew's V-letter login sent a message saying: Thank you mom for buying me an iPad! My sister was so angry that she could buy a durian to eat at night!

6, in the winter, the girlfriend has to work until more than ten o'clock every night before leaving work. Then, it was her colleague Xiao Zhang who drove her home. Once, my girlfriend deliberately teased me and said, "Xiao Zhang sends me every night, aren't you worried?" I said, "How can you not be worried?" If people don't send you one day, I can't blow the cold wind and go out to pick you up!" ”

7, the rich buy bone tickets to let the set, tens of millions of assets evaporated overnight! In the end, he was forced to sell his villa on the 58 same city, and the villa was bought by a middle-aged man. This night the rich man was drinking in the rental house, and the middle-aged man called the rich man and said: Hey, I want to plant an apple tree in the courtyard of the villa today, but when I dug the pit, I dug a bottle containing 100 gold coins and a yellowed note, which read: I am your clan ancestor, leave some coins for you archaeology! After hearing this, the rich man burst into tears and said: I buried it myself when I was 8 years old!

8, the brother is Dink, but the mother forced her to hold her grandson with death, so he found a woman who was unmarried and pregnant to marry. Soon after the two married, the sister-in-law gave birth to a little nephew, and the mother was particularly happy. After getting up that morning, the mother used a cotton ball to pluck the ears of the little nephew, and the little guy's face was comfortable. So I asked my mother to help me dig it out, and my mother grabbed my ear and dug it out. I complained: give the little nephew a cotton ball, give me a ear scoop, and don't be afraid to dig my ear out! Mom: Can you compare with him? If you can't hear such a big person, you can't hear it! You don't listen to me anyway!

9, the chairman of the company has a greasy daughter of more than 200 pounds, upside down 5 million yuan can not be married. I struggled for 20 years to be less, gritted my teeth and married the chairman's daughter. On the first night after the wedding, we were sleeping soundly in bed, and suddenly the bed shook violently. I was woken up by the shaking, and a spirit climbed up. I pulled my wife by the hand and said, "Wife, get up!" The earthquake..." The wife said with a look of contempt: "Your brain is in the water?" Where is the earthquake? It was I who turned over! ”

10, my husband and girlfriend walked in front, I deliberately walked behind and hid. "Yo, mom is lost." "Well, let's go home." "Mom's lost." "Oh, Dad, then you don't go to work tomorrow and watch me." "You don't want your mother anymore?" "No more. Dad, you buy me lollipops to 🍭 eat. "Is this my daughter-in-law?"

11, the husband did not return overnight, the next morning rushed home, looking at the husband who was frozen and shivering, I asked why, the husband answered: Last night the intersection encountered a red light, flashing non-stop, until this morning at six o'clock to return to normal. I asked again why not make a phone call? Husband answered: Driving and calling deducts 3 points! 6 points are deducted for running a red light! Reverse backwards malicious retrograde, penalty! I had to die and wait for me to ask: In the car, why did it freeze like this? My husband cried silently: It snowed overnight, and I kept wiping the number plate outside, and it was said that 12 points were deducted for covering the number plate!

12, the tiger and the mole at the same time developed feelings for the little white rabbit, the tiger guarded the door of the little white rabbit every day, not allowing any animal to get close; the mole silently opened a tunnel leading to the little white rabbit's home, and quietly put a carrot next to her bed every morning. The little white rabbit knows in her heart that the tiger likes her, but she knows that the mole is true love, because "liking is possessing, and loving is giving." The little white rabbit thought about it and finally married the local porcupine.

13, two female colleagues chatting, one of the female men, asked the other: Sister, you should get your hair on it, and then burn it? Sister: No, I'm going to pad the roots, fluffy, and I feel like I just woke up every morning. Woman: Yes, it's like being spoiled.