A troupe came to the door of the house and forced them away. I was a seven- or eight-year-old kid at the time, stubborn. One night came a dance troupe (a salesman), probably like this

A troupe came to the door of the house and forced them away.

I was a seven- or eight-year-old kid at the time, stubborn. One night came a dance troupe (engaged in sales), probably a team that walked like a cave, did not rent the Cultural Palace, and set up its own venue at the entrance of the Cultural Palace. My house is just opposite the Palace of Culture.

They started by setting up the stage and the music was playing around my house like a bomb in 3D.

Adhering to the teachings of my parents to communicate more and fight less, I ran downstairs to communicate with them first. Ask if you can turn off the sound of music to a lesser extent. The sister in the leather dress said coldly

"Hmmm"

Then when I just stepped on the stairs of my house, the music became 5D surround, super stereoscopic, super dynamic, super shock from top to bottom, from ear to eye to Helicobacter pylori with the sound fluctuations. I ran down again and asked them why they were making such a loud noise, and then a burial boy in leather pants said, Get out of the way.

Well I was played.

They didn't see the audience enough later. Added 7D again, I describe it to you this way, tonight we are all sign language experts.

Following my brother from childhood, I was mixed with a righteous and awe-inspiring, and decided to take revenge.

I have a trumpet that my grandfather sent. No kidding you. When I take this trumpet out and blow it one day, all over the world know that I am going to be beaten by my father. Although it is very small, it is a loud horse, especially the sound, the sound of juvenile toys, which is called a rugged.

Their beauties danced hot dances, I blew, I blew hard. Every time the beauty squats, there is always a melodious trumpet sound like a fart. Every time the beautiful woman lowered her waist, there was always the despair and cry of the rooster laying an egg like an anus.

The dense crowd was halfway gone.

This is not the most absolute, when the boy who buried love came on to sell the product, as he tearfully said how difficult it was for their team, as he cried blood about the hardships of starting a business. With my faint musical talent, I blew it out

The clarion call of the Red Army's Long March!

The boy's tears did not come down for half a day in such a sensational environment. I don't think this character is good

Acting is also garbage

At this time, at the entrance of the Cultural Palace, there were only three or three or two old men and women who had nothing to do but sit happily. The people who bought it were gone.

The boy stood on the stage overwhelmed. The music was suddenly cut off, and a fat man with a face full of flesh beckoned him to step down. Then take the microphone yourself

"Little devil, I know you're making trouble"

"Poof""

"Do you know how much you have lost us today?"

You kind of give me come out, I don't beat you, I see your parents I beat them both to death!

Well, the departing man is back.

"What do you say?" "Who are you going to hit?" "You move us here to try?" What this big fat man who spoke wildly didn't know was that many people in our family lived in a small area.

I, as for my part, hid behind the curtains, only to stick the mouth of the horn out of the window, and they said one, and I blew. Say it. I blew.

The man tried to squeeze us over with a microphone. I used my lung capacity, which had reached four thousand and eight at the age of nine, to completely mask his voice with the sound of a mournful trumpet during his speech. Until he was almost beaten and pulled away by his sister who had worn a leather skirt before.

At the end, there was also a harsh word

"You'll grow up and wait!"

Almost got beaten again.

The grumpy music that began at six o'clock finally stopped. And left the sad place of this wild team before nine o'clock when every elementary school student should have gone to bed.

Later, my parents came home and heard about my glorious deeds.

I almost couldn't see the topic.

After that, even if I was dissatisfied, I stopped using such despicable means. First, my parents taught me not to corrupt my own moral qualities because others are morally inferior. Second, fortunately, this team did not retaliate against me! Next time in case of a bad trouble! Scared

It was also a holiday for seven or eight years old, and my old buddies were back. Although I am not the same father's brother, I am the darling of the group.

We went to play in a temple in the province

I remember the temple as a very quiet, quiet place.

At night, before it was dark, a large group of old ladies gathered at the door with stereos. Plus a bunch of our little farts are scratching and noisy.

Can I, a beautiful girl, hang out with them?

My second brother carried me, and I dragged my little brother's leg. Together, we found a small pool with clear water near the homestay, which was not high, and I would not stand without my neck. My two brothers didn't even think about taking off their clothes before jumping down.

I stood on the shore and undressed and eager to try, but I didn't dare. Then my dear second brother grabbed my calf and pulled me into the pool, which wet the end of my hair, plus I was almost scared to pee.

Well I peed.

My second brother didn't know either, and a fierce man plunged into the water

Into the water

I dare not say this

Do I have to say

"Brother, did you drink boy urine?"

When they finished their swim, they put on their clothes and went home.

On the way back from the alley, I met my aunt.

She looked at the end of my wet hair, and her eyes glowed like titanium alloy, and she ran wildly in the direction of the small pool. That running speed, phew!

My heart is screaming badly!

Then I didn't have the heart to go back to the room to sleep

While I was resting on a bamboo chair I was suddenly pulled out of the room by the back of my neck by the neck of fate and stood in line with my second brother.

"Say! Did you swim in the cistern?! How come there are so many footprints over there?! ”

"Reservoir??"

"This whole house is drinking this water!" You swim in it! Did you pee? ”

I was shocked

The adults looked at my tiger body and instantly turned blue

My second brother covered his mouth and smiled secretly, probably thinking, I'm going to be hit harder

I don't know if I thought of his fierce son plunging into the water

The smile at the corner of his mouth suddenly froze, and then glared at me with the eyes that had killed me

I am not thanking my second brother for not killing Oh, we were already kneeling in front of our parents at that time, not moving. If his eyes could kill, I would have been reincarnated on the other side of the world.