1, is in high school sister put the bicycle in the community was stolen, parents led us to the property to check the monitoring, the result was not found to steal the bicycle, but found a boy holding hands with the sister

1, is in high school sister put the bicycle in the community was stolen, parents led us to the property to check the monitoring, the result was not found that the thief stole the bicycle, but found a boy hand in hand to send the sister to the community door. At this point I feel like the bike isn't that important anymore.

2, I went to work this morning, at the subway station, met a beautiful woman. Beauty: "Handsome man, do you have change?" Convenient to add a WeChat, I forward to you? "I touched my pocket and finally found only five dollars of change. Me: "I'm five pieces." "Then let the girl go to the small shop next door to change." Now that I think about it, I finally know the reason for being single!

3. Walking on the road, a small bird fell from a tree. I haven't seen her mom fly down to save her in half a day. The little bird may be left alone. Look at me! I quickly searched the web for cooking methods for young birds...

4, at a glance, I took a fancy to Lao Wang: The girl you introduced to me has one eye that is blind! Matchmaker: Yes! Lao Wang: You lied to me, why didn't you tell me in the first place! Matchmaker: How come I didn't tell you! At that time, I said, that girl took a fancy to you at a glance?

5. Returning to your hometown in the summer, eating scallion dipping sauce? My grandmother said humorously: This is like life, life is rushed! I said: Ginger for the pot, life is going to be it? My grandmother: Yes, you can't just count it as (garlic). I said: I'm still young and have punch (onion) moving, can't put (ginger) on ... My grandmother looked at me carefully and said, "Nine, I see that you are still counted as (garlic)!"

6, Grandma took two children to eat noodles, ordered Yangchun noodles 35 * 2, beef noodles 70 * 1, when checking out, the boss miscalculated and said: [120 yuan. The child said happily, "Grandma! The boss miscalculated and earned 20 yuan. Grandma reprimanded: "Be honest. Be kind enough to tell the boss that it is 140 yuan. Take 500 yuan to the boss to find, and find 860 yuan. Grandma accepted the money and said to the child, "Look! Kindness has a good reward! 】

7, a girl found that the noodle restaurant downstairs is very magical, the same noodles, each time the side dishes are different. Sometimes it's peanut rice, sometimes it's squeezed vegetables, and sometimes it's sauerkraut. Girls feel that the noodle shop is too casual, so they go to the store every day to eat noodles to see how many side dishes there are, and it turns out that they have not yet figured out the side dishes, and they are actually fat...

8. When I cut my hair this morning, the barber asked me if my bangs were to the left or to the right? Then I said which side it looks better to go... Then the barber cut my bangs to pieces...

9, "Dad, give some money to spend." "Give, that's ten thousand." "Dad, you're so nice, give so much at once." "This money is for you to buy your girlfriend a wedding dress and start a family quickly, I want my grandchildren." "But Dad, I don't have a girlfriend yet!" Then you buy a robe and leave the house immediately, I don't want your son anymore. "Dad, I suddenly have an affair, put this money here first, goodbye."

10, watching the father with an old woman into the hotel, the son angrily said to the mother: "I have already said!" Dad got along with the female boss of his unit, you just don't believe it, now you see it with your own eyes, believe it..." The mother gave her son a mouth and scolded: "It's not because of you..."

11, friends I asked ah, my girlfriend seven months, today a little fever 374, I checked on the Internet is 38 below try not to let the medication, let the physical cooling, my mother went to our village health center asked the doctor, the doctor let me drink a little bulomol granules, a half-pack, I don't want to let the child drink, my mother said that the doctor said that you can drink, and finally drank, just fed down, I asked should be no problem,

12, some time ago, my girlfriend chatted with me, she has been very haggard recently. My girlfriend asked me: Do you think I am thin, can I raise fish in my collarbone? I told her: I'm thin too, and I can see my collarbone. She asked me to show her and looked at it for a while. Then calmly said: Well, honey, your collarbone is 80% shy, play hide-and-seek with me!

13, some time ago, I heard that there are families in the community into the thief, the first time the puppy screamed to scare the thief away, I thought about raising a dog so good, decisively raised a two ha. Yesterday my bedroom lock was broken, found a lock master to open the lock, did not expect Erha to see the lock master, afraid of life, a throat will sneak into my arms, non-stop low roar, shivering. Later, the lock unlocker suddenly sneezed and scared the stupid dog into me!

14, once upon a time there was a boy named Xiao Qian', "He found a girlfriend named Xiao Bei On a stormy night, they became little beggars...". Once upon a time, there was a boy named Xiao mu, who found a girlfriend named Xiao Gu on a stormy night, and they first became small apricots, and then they became small bunches