Remember that secondary school has nothing to do at night in the dormitory! Play mobile phone so late all! Suddenly, a buddy yelled: I rub, I am not biological! Tears fell as he spoke, and everyone was frightened by him

Remember that secondary school has nothing to do at night in the dormitory! Play mobile phone so late all! Suddenly, a buddy yelled: I rub, I am not biological! Tears fell as he spoke, and everyone was frightened by him! Ask why!

The goods lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, trembled and said: I just entered my mother's space, looked at my mother's photo album, needed a password, the password question is, what is my son's name, I lost my own name, as far as the password is wrong! I felt like my world was starting to snow!!!

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The first time I went to his house with my boyfriend, my future mother-in-law stayed at home for dinner, which was very nervous. Hearing his mother-in-law's cry, WangWang ate. I thought to myself how my boyfriend's nickname hadn't been told to me.

At the dinner table, I thought I should always be closer, so I said, "I'm lucky to be able to get along with your family." ”

At that time, my mother-in-law's face suddenly turned green, and my boyfriend pinched my thigh and whispered, "Ancestor, what are you talking about, Wangwang is our family's dog name." ”

Lao Zhang saw that Xiao Wang always looked at his mobile phone during work hours, and was curious about the life of young people...

Lao Zhang: "Xiao Wang, what to watch on your mobile phone, watch it all day!" ”

Xiao Wang: "Look at the jokes!" ”

Lao Zhang: "Then why don't you laugh?" ”

Xiao Wang: "I am practicing to improve my laughter!" ”

Lao Zhang: "Why raise the laughing point?" ”

Xiao Wang: "The next time I go to the little lover's house, his husband will tell jokes, and I won't laugh out loud when I hide in the kitchen!" ”

——Life Insights————

Everything that appears in life cannot be owned, only experienced. Those who know this well will understand that there is no such thing as loss, but only passing; there is no such thing as failure, but only experience. With an indifferent heart, to look at life, all gains and losses, hidden and obvious, are landscapes

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