1, a doctor encountered a doctor depressed mood, found a hotel to order a table of good wine and good dishes, drunk dizzy, found that the money is not enough, so he sent a text message to the director of the department to help bring some money. Section Master

1, a doctor encountered a doctor depressed mood, found a hotel to order a table of good wine and good dishes, drunk dizzy, found that the money is not enough, so he sent a text message to the director of the department to help bring some money. The section director directly opened a 120 to come, into the door to give him a hanging bottle, the commander quickly lifted the car, the meal hit two bags said to take sample tests, the boss, waiter scared to stand on the side of the dare not say anything. After getting on the bus, the director dialed the hanging bottle and said that I had no money, so I could only help you like this, and make a bag for the supper on duty. This doctor was moved to tears, doctors are brothers ah...

2, and a few good sisters to eat, let the waiter Xiaomei recommend a few signature dishes, Xiaomei pointed to several signboards to introduce the characteristics of the taste are very detailed, with the body movements suddenly let us open our index fingers! I quipped: Beauty, have you eaten all the dishes? In the excitement, the little sister suddenly came to say: That is, every time the dish comes, I will taste a little...

3. During the meal, the lady brought a bottle of wine up, and the gentleman asked, "How much is it?" Miss said "2W" Mr. said: "Open, open, open..." Miss pounced, opened the bottle cap and suddenly came another sentence "What a joke."

4, when I first met my wife, there was nothing, because the conditions at home were not good. The family is crowded in a place of 30 square meters... After struggling, now married, with a 130 square meter house, open Q5! Thank you wife for accompanying me in my struggle, there is no connotation is to let you know: it is good to have a rich husband!

5, that day with my wife to go shopping, came back to buy a bag of apples, when sitting on the bus felt too tired, standing on the nap, apple bags fell on the ground rolled on the ground, I hurried to pick up, the result of the car opened and stopped, I was in the carriage back and forth to chase ah, chase ah, a car of people are watching my performance, the most excessive is that my wife laughed actually forgot to help me!

6, to work often take the No. 2 bus, for a long time I and the driver are familiar with each other. One day after getting in the car, he took the initiative to greet me, and the kind of voice was very loud. I was also infected by his enthusiasm and opened the clip at once. I began to gush: "Wow, there are not many people in the car today, you seem to have lost weight recently..." The driver interrupted me and said: "You just got in the car and didn't give money!" ”

7, the same dormitory Xiaomei used the mobile phone foreign voice to play music to listen to herself to fall asleep, noisy I turned over and couldn't sleep, so I went over to turn her off. Just after sticking her head out of the mosquito net, Xiaomei's eyes suddenly opened and we woke up the whole building. No matter how I explained it afterwards, it was useless, Len was calling her a night's soul...

8, I walked through the dim alley again, the red neon lights in the hut were shining, I was smoking a cigarette, suddenly heard a commotion from inside," Little handsome man, come and play," Lao Tzu threw away the cigarette butt at once, laughing disdainfully, "This time Lao Tzu is not riding you crazy?", flew over, threw a coin, and the familiar song sounded "Daddy's daddy is called Grandpa!"

9, I was watching the beautiful woman live on the Internet, and suddenly heard my wife and son arguing. The wife angrily threw her son out of the door, and the son shouted at the door: The takeaway has arrived. Wife: Not booked. Son: Open the door and deliver the courier. Wife: I didn't buy it. Son: Open the door and check the water meter. Wife: I'm done paying. Son: Nana, open the door, I am your brother Wang. I laughed at the side, this couple, really can play...

10. After work, I went to the hot pot restaurant to eat on a whim. After eating and walking out of the store, I always felt that there was something between my teeth, which was very uncomfortable. There happened to be a BMW next to it, so I walked over to the mirror of the car and opened my mouth to take a picture, I didn't expect that there was really a piece of meat stuck between my teeth, I looked at the car window closed, I thought there was no one, so I grinned and looked at the mirror with my hand. At this time, a burst of children's cries came from the car, and then said: Son don't cry, that's a person...

11 The swallow fell in love with the leaves, and the leaves told the swallows, If you are willing to guard me for a hundred nights, I will accept you. So the swallows kept for one day, two days, three days... It wasn't until the 99th day that the swallows left. Know why the swallows don't stick to the last day? The answer is simple, the implication is who knows?

12, walking through the dim alley again, the red neon lights in the hut were shining, I was smoking a cigarette, and suddenly I heard a commotion from inside: "Little handsome man, come and play." Lao Tzu threw away his cigarette butt at once and laughed dismissively: "This time Lao Tzu is not riding you crazy?" Flying over, he threw a coin, and the familiar song sounded "Daddy's Daddy called Grandpa!" Daddy's grandpa is called Uncle! This rocking car stimulated me to my head.

13, last night to take something to the wife's mother's house, after arriving to see the old man standing outside the house is very unhappy. Ask him what's wrong? He said it was a daily quarrel. I knocked on the door with a smile, and the door suddenly opened, and a basin of water rushed in. This was the first time my mother-in-law had apologized to me, and she had stressed it three times, saying it wasn't foot wash.

14, once with my brother on a long-distance bus, in a service area hungry can not do, ready to be slaughtered after the psychological preparation to buy a bucket of instant noodles, surprisingly as long as 3 yuan 5, "conscience price ah! We sighed as we walked to the place where the water was turned on. What catches the eye is boiling water "5 yuan! ”