1. After graduating from China Southern Airlines, her girlfriend became a flight attendant, and her vision was very high. On this day she went on a blind date, and her mother repeatedly told her to be reserved and traditional. She went, and the other party was a very decent little one

1. After graduating from China Southern Airlines, her girlfriend became a flight attendant, and her vision was very high. On this day she went on a blind date, and her mother repeatedly told her to be reserved and traditional. She went, and the other party was a very decent young man, with a Chinese character face. She got straight to the point: I'm a very traditional person. Who knew the lad was happy: Great, me too! She was happy to say: We are just right! The young man was a little embarrassed to say: I don't know what you think about the tradition of three wives and four concubines?

2, the family arranged a blind date for the cousin, when they met, the woman had a good impression of him and said shyly: "I don't mind that you don't have a house, no car, no deposits, as long as you are good to me!"　　As a result, the goods came: "You won't have a giveaway in your stomach," would you?"?"　　

3. The teacher is writing superma on the blackboard. I cleverly pulled open my clothes to reveal my hot chest for five seconds, suggesting that the girl standing in front of me, superman!! As a result, after the teacher finished writing the word supermarket, I calmly and calmly dressed and closed the zipper and buried my head. Afterwards, according to the same table, the girl looked disgusted...

4, the husband who has been single for 30 years, plucked up the courage to ask Aunt Liu in the community: Are you willing to marry me? Let's have a vigorous twilight love!! Aunt Liu thought about it and said: I do!! As a result, the old man with a bad memory woke up the next day and forgot how his aunt replied, so he could only call her. Aunt Liu thought about it and said: I do!! Only to hear the old lady continue to say: Fortunately, you called me, otherwise I can't remember who proposed to me!!

5, weight loss, the mother cooked rib corn soup at night, hard to tempt me, in view of the previous temptation by the mother, you can see the mother's mocking face, this time, righteous words do not drink is not to drink! As a result, my mother began to say that I hated her burning is not delicious, I must think that she is old, the rice cooked is unhygienic, helpless, drank two large bowls, and sure enough, she was ridiculed again...

6, tonight I quarreled with my daughter-in-law, gambling and sitting at the gate playing with mobile phones. The daughter-in-law came out to look at it and said: What's wrong, I don't eat anymore? I said angrily: If you don't eat, you will be full when you drink the northwest wind! As a result, the daughter-in-law went straight back. After a while, I heard her speaking to her daughter in the house: Baby, it's cold outside, send your dad a mask, don't hold your dad up!

7, the sister-in-law barber shop to do hair, she is sitting there waiting, the barber shop owner's son ran and said: Sister, you look so good! Can I kiss you? The sister-in-law nodded in her heart! As a result, the little guy finished kissing and kept "Yuck! bah! bah! Then he said with a sad face: "Kissed a mouthful of white flour!" ”

8, one day in the bathroom to read the newspaper, when the solution was completed found that there is no paper, but did not bring the phone on the body, so I think anyway in the office, there must be other sisters to go to the toilet! As a result, it took a long, long time to come to a younger sister, and then the sister asked: "Wait so long, why don't you use the newspaper to solve the problem first." ”

9. When I was studying at Tsinghua University, I met a strange buddy. On Valentine's Day, the strange brothers had the courage to put candles on the ground downstairs in the girls' dormitory, shouting: so-and-so, I love you! As a result, a girl with the same name came down, in a cheer of "together", coupled with the girl's appearance can score 8 points, the two decisively will be wrong, together. Well, this year's National Day is ready to get married, and it is also a marriage.

10, after work last night, go and skewer with buddies. When he opened the beer, he had to bite with his teeth, but he couldn't bite it halfway. I really can't look at it and tell him: This has a wine screwdriver, you are not tired! As a result, the buddies said with great vigour: Because I haven't brushed my teeth for three days, I will slip! I've already opened a box!

11, iPad was released as scheduled, it supports 10 languages, but no Korean. South Korean netizens expressed regret and said: "South Korea is a market that cannot be ignored, why not support The Korean Chinese?" Apple responded that the move was to eliminate the possibility that the iPad was invented by Koreans

12, from the real estate company sales department off work, walking on the road, saw a large truck parked on the side of the road, filled with a cart full of watermelon. I bought one and went home to cut it open and found it uncooked! So, I resolutely took the watermelon back to change, and the truck selling the melon was gone. After I got home, my daughter-in-law scolded me, saying that I was really useless, and I wouldn't even buy a watermelon. I went out with the melon in one breath, casually found a stall selling watermelons and didn't say anything, threw the melons on the ground and stared at the boss. The boss didn't say a word, and immediately changed me to a familiar one.

13, the brother's wife ran away from home, the telephone contact information was all blocked, I gave him an idea, let her bank card to play money, 520 at a time, 10 times. It is estimated that it came back, and as a result, the goods called 520 at a time, and there were no more than 20 calls over there.

14, winter when the temperature drops, I remind my wife to remember to buy me clothes. Just after saying that, my wife went shopping with my girlfriend, and when I came back, I had more than 10 bags in my hand. I rushed up to look at it, and it turned out that it was all her clothes for half a day. Just when I wanted to complain, my wife turned over a pair of socks with the words "Gift" and gave it to me...