During the lunch break, the female colleague whispered, "Brother, let's have an appointment tonight, pretending to be the kind." I was indifferent, and the female colleague said: "It is not okay to give money, 300 an hour, my mother will introduce me."

During the lunch break, the female colleague whispered, "Brother, let's have an appointment tonight, pretending to be the kind." I was indifferent, and the female colleague said: "It is not okay to give money, 300 an hour, my mother introduced me to the blind date, you pretend to be my boyfriend." "300 an hour, which is higher than the salary for a day at work, I promised to come down." In the evening, I came to the restaurant as promised, and there was only one female colleague and no blind date. The female colleague said we ate first. She ordered Western food and red wine, which was delicious, but until after eating, I still didn't see the blind date, and I weakly asked: "He didn't come, it's none of my business, 300 hours, no problem!" The female colleague glanced at me and suddenly asked, "Brother." Otherwise we fake the drama and really do it, and you will be my boyfriend. "The female colleague is very beautiful, I heard that there is a mine at home, but I still refused, I accompanied her to dinner for 2 hours, 600 yuan remuneration... She must not have wanted to give money anymore.

2. Every time we are late, the manager deducts our bonus. Today I asked the manager: Every time we are late, you are deducting bonuses, is the deduction of wages different? Manager: Don't you just want to give your salary to your wife and the bonus to you? Me: Yeah, boss, can you change that? Manager: No! Me: Why not? Manager: My wife manages the company's money, only the bonus is at my disposal, deducted from you, I can save some pocket money!

3. Invite your classmates to dinner, a little thirsty, want to order a drink. The waiter asked me to look at the menu selection, I ordered coffee, and my classmates ordered black tea. The waiter said they were both sold out, and I asked, "So what else is there to choose from?" Waiter: We only have orange juice! I'm a little upset: then you still say that we can choose? The waiter said coldly: You can choose whether you want it or not.

4. My girlfriend and her sister both liked me at the same time, but I eventually chose my sister. For almost a long time, their sisters were a little anti-eye, and I couldn't talk to my sister-in-law. Finally survived until the sister-in-law got married, and the sister-in-law went to the honeymoon after the new marriage in early January. After returning from the honeymoon, but sullen, I asked her: What the hell is going on? She endured for half a day and said: Brother-in-law, I still want to marry you, can you divorce my sister?

Girlfriend is a gold worshipper, recently he leaned on a big money, the man is opening a company, now 45 years old, and a grandson is 3 years old. On this day, dabu said to the girlfriend: Now that I can have a second child, you see my family's great cause, give me a son! The girlfriend thought about it and said: Then you answer me a question first, okay? The big money said: Well, you ask! The girlfriend said solemnly: If one day, the grandson and the son fight, who will you help? Then the big money was hard: this...

2. In the evening, the company had to work overtime again, and several colleagues listened to a sigh of relief. In the group, he began to complain that the company worked too much overtime, which was more black-hearted than any boss. A colleague said helplessly: "I bought a full set of home theaters, but I was too busy to see a single disc!" The other listened and complained, saying: "I bought a new multi-functional rice cooker, but I have never gone home to eat!" A new young man was very aggrieved and said: "The house I rented near the company has not been back for half a month, and the landlord called the police to think that I was dead!" ”

3. Although my girlfriend is in her 40s, she really loves me and not only let me live in a villa, but also bought me a sports car. A few days ago, I had a birthday, and I gave more than four million Baida jadeite as a birthday gift, which was a small sweetheart. Recently her birthday also arrived, overheard that she wanted to change her mobile phone, so she ordered a latest Apple 11 online for her. The calculation time should be almost up, so I called her and asked: Did you receive the mobile phone? My girlfriend happily replied to me: I received it, you really have a heart. I was so happy in my heart that I said, "If you are happy, who makes me love you so much?" Just finished saying that the girlfriend scolded: Do you dare to say that you love me? Love me you give me the whole cash on delivery!

F: Are there three suites? M: No! F: Are there Mercedes-Benz and BMW? M: No! F: Do you have a 7-digit deposit? M: No! F: So what do you have? M: I......... The woman turned and left. Suddenly the man said: I manage hundreds of people. There are many lawyers, professors, entrepreneurs, and many handsome women. The woman immediately turned back to hug the man's waist and said with adoration on her face: "Dead ghost, you didn't say it earlier, this is enough!" So what kind of company ceo are you? M: I'm the group leader. F: You roll me!

2. Driving the owner's Bentley out of the house, he bumped into a fashionably dressed beauty. She had to ask me to marry her, or she would let me pay 10 million yuan for medical expenses. I had to promise, before getting married, my girlfriend told me: After getting married, the salary card will be handed to me. Me: Why? Girlfriend: Haven't you heard a word? Let some people get rich first.

3. Went to the supermarket at RT-Mart after work, only to find a new iPhone12. I was just about to cut out the dead M card and throw it away when I got a text message. The text message was sent by the owner: "The phone can be given to you, please return the card to me!" "I sent him back a message: "The card can be returned to you, please take the charger and replace it." "The owner readily agreed, and the two of us met at the entrance of the supermarket, and as a result I was beaten so badly that my mobile phone was gone. Now the minimum trust between people is gone!

4. The brother-in-law took his girlfriend who had been talking for two years home for dinner, and the brother went once, and the old man made a table of dishes. The plates are all the same, that's called a spicy! The girlfriend's mouth was light, and she couldn't swallow, so she kicked the brother-in-law's foot with her foot and signaled for him to serve soup. After a few kicks, there was no movement, and the brother-in-law was indifferent. Her girlfriend twisted her high heels a few times, thinking: This is always OKAY, right? Who knows that when the old man went to serve soup, he turned a tumor and a turn...