A female college student was tricked into the pyramid scheme nest, the pyramid scheme leader brainwashed her in class, the female college student listened to the class very seriously, but also very excited, the eyes flashed with adoration: "Big brother, I worship you as a teacher, immediately."

A female college student was deceived into the pyramid scheme nest, the pyramid scheme leader brainwashed her in class, the female college student listened to the class very seriously, but also very excited, the eyes flashed with adoration: "Big brother, I worship you as a teacher, immediately go home to get money, and learn to make money with you." When the eldest brother heard that the female college student wanted to go home to get the money, his heart blossomed, and he continued to brainwash her: "You can ask your family to transfer money to you, so that you don't have to run around, and you can quickly seize the opportunity to get rich." The female college student said, "No, my dad is a very stubborn person, and he won't take money without seeing me." "The eldest brother was blinded by the money, and he also believed in his brainwashing technology, thinking that female college students were too simple and had been brainwashed successfully." He said, "Then go back and get the money!" If you miss an opportunity, you won't have it later. The next day, when the female college student left, she said: "Big brother, I have no fare, can you borrow 500 yuan for me?" I promise to come back immediately after taking the money and return it to you twice. "The eldest brother thought about it, anyway, the money she got back was mine, and it didn't hurt to lend her some." So the eldest brother lent the 500 yuan he had just cheated to a female college student. The female college students thanked her, thanked her again and again, and promised to return soon. But 5 days passed, the female college student did not come back, the eldest brother waited impatiently, he picked up the mobile phone to call the female university and asked her: "When will you come back?" There is no chance to come back. The female college student replied: "Go to your chance, you big stupid hat, really think I was brainwashed by you?" If it wasn't for the escape, I would have to act with you? I've called the police, you're waiting to be caught! "The eldest brother saw the reply and took a look, I was actually deceived? Also cheated 500 pieces. No, I'll have to run. In fact, the female college student was intimidating him, she did not call the police, she just escaped from the pyramid scheme nest, her heart is still hanging!

2. Go downstairs to the neighbor's house to play, he is alone in the house, cleaning. I smiled and walked into the door, handed over my cigarette and said, "Model husband, mopping the floor again!" He took the cigarette, smiled, and said, "The surface work has to be done, just a few strokes in the living room." I listened, looked at it and said, "The corners are not dragged clean, and the time is very dirty." She listened to it obviously very disapprovingly, took a sip of her cigarette, and said easily: "No, I never drag under the window, it is very clean!" ”

3. The younger brother rode his bicycle and sent the goddess home. On the way back, it was pitch black and there were no street lights. My brother was particularly frightened and rode slower, and after a while I was driving by and saw my brother. I followed my brother and turned on the high beams from time to time. My brother was particularly touched, looked back at me, and I angrily pressed the horn twice: stretched out my head and said: Stinky boy! What a road you're riding on a broken bike!

4. There is a famous wine in Happiness Village, and you have to drink a few drinks every morning. After getting married, his wife didn't argue with him less because of this. On this day, his wife said angrily: If you drink again, we will divorce, and see if I can talk or not! Finally, the man really did not drink for two days, and on the third night, when his wife came back from work, she saw the man walking around the house and asked: You don't cook, what do you think? The man said in a serious voice: I have considered it for three whole days, let's get a divorce!

5. I have been working in Xiaomi for three years, and not a single female male colleague has taken a fancy to me. In desperation, my mother asked the marriage agency to introduce me to two boys. To be honest, the two guys are good looking, both are my type of people and don't know how to choose. After coming home, I told my mother about this, my mother: Girl, those two boys are not for you! I didn't want to choose one of them as a boyfriend. The old mother was angry: No one looked at you, I wanted to save face for you, you had to let me tell the truth!

6. My husband and I were married for a year, and my mother-in-law changed to 3 fathers-in-law. Last night I bought some fruit at RT-Mart and went to my mother-in-law's house as a guest. I couldn't help but ask her, "Mom, you're so old, why do you divorce so often?" She sighed and replied, "It's not because of family clinging." After listening to it, I scolded sympathetically: "Then you are really unlucky, and you have encountered this kind of scum every time." My mother-in-law was suddenly a little embarrassed and said to me, "It is my life that loves to beat people." ”

7. Recruited a cleaning aunt to the company, and the president scolded me and hated people for being old. I said: As far as the salary you gave, it took more than half a year to apply for a job, and there really was no other choice. Besides, as a vice president, I don't even have the right to recruit a cleaning aunt? The president was angry: Do you think it is easy for us to open a company together? The whole company is just us, and you still screw with me all day!

8. I am the boss's secretary, today the driver is off work, I drive the boss to the hotel to talk about business. As soon as the company's doors were opened, Bentley turned off. Seeing that the boss was a little uneasy, I explained: "Don't look at me as a female driver, I have good skills, but this car is not used to driving." Boss: "My daughter is married, my son is also married, what else do I have to worry about?" Then there was a look of righteousness and awe, as if he were dying.

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