1. The eldest sister-in-law is divorced and lives in my house temporarily. It happened that my wife was on a business trip, and I was at home with my eldest sister-in-law! We were watching TV at home, the eldest sister-in-law said with a sigh. This treasure jade

1. My eldest sister-in-law is divorced and lives in my house temporarily. It happened that my wife was on a business trip, and I was at home with my eldest sister-in-law! We were watching TV at home, the eldest sister-in-law said with a sigh. This Treasure Jade is really not a thing, Lin Daiyu is so good to him, but he is still eyebrow-raising with Bao Chao, and finally married Bao Chao. I cried and laughed and said that Bao Yu was only good to Lin Daiyu, he and Bao Chao were only brother and sister feelings, and in the end, they were only kept in the dark when they got married. Both he and Daiyu are just victims of the tragedy of love. The eldest sister-in-law said in surprise, is this so? I nodded. The eldest sister-in-law angrily turned off the TV, saying that this kind of broken TV should not be watched. It makes me laugh.

2. Because he often lied to my husband, he now distrusts me very much. Last night, I was frying chili peppers in the kitchen while my husband was watching TV in the living room. I said to him, "Don't come in, just stay in the living room." Then he closed the door, and after two minutes he slammed it open and came in, and then he coughed and sneezed and went out. After frying the chili peppers, I said to my husband: Tell you that you don't listen, you have to go in. And he said, "I thought you were stealing something delicious!"

3. From a young age, I have the habit of picking up mineral water bottles until I have a girlfriend. She asked me what I could do with an empty bottle, and I told her I could sell it for money. So my girlfriend urged me to pick up all kinds of bottles every day. Once shopping, I drank a bottle of Baishi Mountain, and I didn't think much about losing it directly. She picked it up for me out loud, which really scared me. I told her it was okay not bad for that bottle. She replied: No, if you want to do it, you have to do it!!

4. Just went to the company and found that I was unwell, I took a leave of absence to go home to rest, and I was sick and lay on the window, and I heard my husband return in confusion. When I opened the door of the room, I thought he would come and ask with concern about wiping his forehead or something. As a result, I heard him slightly unzip my leather bag on the window, open my wallet, gently withdraw the money, close the bag again, and close the door of the room.

5. I am a sophomore at Halbin Polytechnic University, and we are all used to the teacher giving us the key points before each exam. Therefore, the students usually do not study hard, just wait for the teacher to draw the key points, and then "raid" review. Unexpectedly, this year, the school issued a new regulation, which strictly prohibits teachers from assigning priorities to students, and the same students are anxious to turn around. On this day, before the exam review class, the teacher walked into the classroom and said: "Fellow students, this year's school regulations, no key points are allowed, do you know?" When he finished speaking, a long sigh came from the bottom. The teacher then said, "Well, now please take the book out and let's draw the non-points." ”

6. On National Day, I traveled with a group to a scenic spot, all the way to the mountains and rivers, and the mood was suddenly very good. When passing by a hotel in the scenic spot, a sign at the entrance of the hotel reads "During the National Day, 188 pieces of sea cucumber fried noodles!" A tourist bought it and tasted it and asked: Isn't this just ordinary fried noodles, where is the sea cucumber? The waiter said: The chef is called sea cucumber, and he fried the noodles!

7. Last night, when the sister-in-law came to my house for dinner, when the three people at the dinner table were chatting vigorously, the daughter-in-law suddenly said to the sister-in-law: You are not too old, and if you don't look for a partner, you won't be able to find it later. The sister-in-law muttered: As soon as I say this, I will be angry. I asked my sister-in-law: What's wrong? The sister-in-law said: You know, I confessed to the male colleague I liked half a year ago, but he did not reject me, nor did he say accept me, he said that he liked fat girls more. Since then, for his words, I began to fish and meat every day, others three meals a day, I will eat four times a day, after two months the weight finally rose steadily, so I confessed to him again, but after he saw me, he constantly shook his head and said to me: You may misunderstand my meaning, I said like fat girls, not weight. What a bonus! Yes, I can't lose weight now, and no one looks at me anymore. I laughed and almost squirted the rice out. "

8. The sister-in-law is pregnant, but does not know who the father of the child is. The mother-in-law found an honest person and asked her sister-in-law to marry him, and the sister-in-law had to do so. But honest people don't have any doubts about the child, and now the sister-in-law is five months pregnant. While wiping her sister-in-law's belly, her husband said: The child is the best gift given to me by God! The sister-in-law asked: What about me? Her husband thought for a moment and said, "You're a courier who gives gifts." Then, the sister-in-law drove him to the sofa to sleep.

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