Went to Foxconn for an interview, just went into the interview room personnel director said that the WiFi password is: 12345678! I kept typing in the password incorrectly, but I didn't dare ask. The head of personnel passed

Went to Foxconn for an interview, just went into the interview room personnel director said that the WiFi password is: 12345678! I kept typing in the password incorrectly, but I didn't dare ask. After 10 minutes, the head of personnel asked: Is it connected? I replied: Not yet. So the personnel supervisor took it and entered: 2444666668888888! Am I not passing the interview now? I didn't expect the answer to such a simple question!?

2. The sister-in-law has made a lot of boyfriends, and has been pregnant several times before marriage and has not been married. Finally married before her 30th birthday, the cave room spent candlelight night, the sister-in-law was in tears. She kept complaining about the bridegroom, how it took so many years to appear before marrying her. Then she hammered his chest with a small fist, but the iron sand palm kung fu she had practiced for more than 20 years was too fierce, and the groom directly fainted. After rescuing the groom, he slowly woke up, and the words of his brother were: Divorce!!

3. Today is the first time that my father and brother came to the school to attend the parent-teacher conference. Half an hour later, my mom and I were called to school by the teacher and severely criticized my dad. Because my father went for half an hour, slept for 25 minutes, and the snoring sounded, he was complained to the principal by the class teacher next door. In the end, my dad wrote a letter of commitment, never to appear at my parent-teacher conference again, and pressed his handprint!

4. When there was a flood in my hometown, my in-laws' house was washed away by the flood. In desperation, my in-laws moved to the city and lived with us. After eating last night, my father-in-law went to the toilet. The phone he had placed on the table vibrated and it was a message from a stranger! I looked at it, and the message read: "I'm in so-and-so hotel, not seen or scattered!" "For the sake of family harmony, I immediately deleted the information. Taking advantage of my father-in-law's nap, I secretly came to the agreed place, knocked on the door, and opened the door to my mother-in-law! My mother-in-law saw me and was surprised: "How did you come?" I was also confused and spat out, "I thought there was someone outside my dad?" Mother-in-law: "I just want to test your father to see if he will come!" ”

5. After 20 years as the chairman driver, the husband was promoted to project manager, and the annual salary rose to more than 6 million. After he paid his salary, he immediately bought a big house in Greentown. Recently, when I moved into my new home, I heard the couple next door arguing, and the scolding of each other was an ugly thing. Relatives were brought along, especially unqualified. I couldn't stand it anymore and shouted: You quarrel and quarrel, don't get involved with my aunt and grandmother. No, I had to go to their dad, my eldest brother.

6. The third aunt was hit by a Bentley on the road and became a vegetative person, and the owner lost more than 6 million yuan. After the third uncle got the money, he immediately got along with a 25-year-old flight attendant. Now the two have been dating for more than half a year and plan to have a wedding. The flight attendant's parents said: Then the bride price is set at 600,000! The third uncle also agreed, and on the day of the engagement, the third uncle looked at both families with a dowry of 600,000 yuan: Isn't this dowry money from our family? Why do your parents also have 600,000? The flight attendant said with special grievance: My mother said that I married you to accumulate eight lifetimes of virtue, and you married me to pour eight lifetimes of mold, and the bride price can not let you out.

7. Eating at night, the whole family has food poisoning, diarrhea, tomorrow the child has a sports meeting, asking parents to participate, so I explained the situation to the teacher: "Our whole family has diarrhea, can't go to the sports meeting!" The child's teacher loved to joke, he said: "It doesn't matter! Your whole family is here for the Kids Games! I asked, "Is this appropriate?" Teacher: "Suitable!" We're missing a cheerleaders! ”

8. I usually like to eat fruit, and I have to eat it all year round, otherwise I will feel bad. Go out to buy fruit this afternoon and ask the boss: Is this fruit sweet or not? The boss educated me: this question is like asking your girlfriend if you love me, there is no meaning at all, which boss have you seen that it is not sweet? Which girlfriend says she doesn't love? If you take a lemon, I'll tell you sweet, believe it or not?

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